PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Simon Udovich (ranked 3064 p4p, 120 weight class) and Dwayne Boskins (ranked 2330 p4p, 98 weight class). Udovich's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Pharoahe Monch - Simon Says. There are an array of beautiful celebrities at ringside tonight! I wonder if any of them paid for their tickets.

Udovich
vs
Boskins

225 cm
32
813 lbs
16 - 22 - 0

200 cm
41
300 lbs
25 - 26 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class boxer
Granite chin

Groove Gear

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 16 - 22 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Simon Udovich!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 25 - 26 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Dwayne Boskins!
The judges for this bout are Micheangelo Fripello, Paul Gruel and Jeff Smith.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Boskins uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Udovich.
Udovich throws a jab but it's blocked by Boskins.
Boskins lands a leg kick that knocks Udovich off balance momentarily.
Boskins misses with a hook. Udovich ducked under it nicely.
Boskins cracks Udovich with a good jab.
Boskins slips a jab from Udovich.
Udovich walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.

Udovich is rocked!
Udovich ducks into an uppercut from Boskins and that's knocked him out cold! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:34 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Dwayne Boskins!
A relieved looking Dwayne Boskins thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.
Simon Udovich was interviewed post fight and said 'Simon *gasp* so *gasp* tired. Simon no do running. Oooo!!! Look at the funny birdies! Simon go night, night now.'.