PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Borck Lasagna (ranked 4848 p4p, 4698 weight class) and Efrain Camara Gracie (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Lasagna kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is كل زول بي زوج&#. We have two fighters making their debuts here, so let's see who comes out of this one with their first professional victory.

Lasagna
vs
Camara Gracie

150 cm
22
300
0 - 0 - 0

222 cm
25
293
0 - 0 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Solid boxing
Big right hand

BJJ Brown Belt
Brawler
Determined

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Borck Lasagna!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Efrain Camara Gracie!
The judges for this bout are Bart Greer, Santiago Holmes and Winston Alpacca.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Lasagna lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Camara Gracie circles away quickly and effectively.
Lasagna's corner calls for a 1, 2 combination and Lasagna duly obliges.

It looks like Efrain Camara Gracie has been cut.
Lasagna grits his teeth and throws a big right-left combo! Camara Gracie takes both shots clean on the chin and is out cold! Lasagna cracks him once more on his way down, as the crowd goes wild! They enjoyed that one!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:10 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Borck Lasagna!
Borck Lasagna made sure to give a little speech post fight, saying 'big up lasagna eaters and muslims'.