PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Jank Stank (ranked 25519 p4p, 5288 weight class) and Gus Greenbaum (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Stank comes to the cage accompanied by lil darkie x eddison - drink my piss you nasty slut yeah yeah. Gus Greenbaum will no doubt be trying to keep this one on the feet, where he has a distinct advantage.

Stank
vs
Greenbaum

185 cm
22
165
2 - 3 - 0

183 cm
18
162
0 - 0 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Solid boxing
Experienced

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Solid chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Jank Stank!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Gus Greenbaum!
The judges for this bout are Stewart Dunkirk, Chris Downing and Cecil Peabody.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Stank changes levels and looks for a double leg takedown. Greenbaum tries to avoid it but Stank manages to keep hold of a leg and drag Greenbaum to the ground. Greenbaum escapes though and pops straight back up to his feet.

Greenbaum rushes Stank and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.
Greenbaum working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Greenbaum misses with a hook from the clinch.
With the fighters up against the cage, Stank throws an elbow but misses.
Greenbaum pushes Stank back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Greenbaum misses with a hook to the ribs.
A nice right hand lands inside from Greenbaum.
Stank throws a punch but it's blocked by Greenbaum.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Stank.
Stank with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Greenbaum.
Greenbaum misses with the head strike.
Greenbaum scores with a nice hook to the head.
Stank pushes Greenbaum back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Greenbaum misses with the head strike.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Greenbaum misses with a punch on the inside.
Stank lands with a right to the head.
Greenbaum lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Stank backwards.
Stank goes for a takedown attempt but Greenbaum pushes him away and we're back to fighting at a distance.
We've been told by Stank's head coaches at Kung Pao that he's been working on his takedown defense in preparation for this fight.
Stank shoots in looking for a double leg takedown. Greenbaum defends it nicely.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Jank Stank. That's going to take a lot out of him.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Greenbaum gets a clinch.
Stank goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Greenbaum lands a hook to the side of the head.
Stank lands with a right to the head.
Greenbaum lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Stank throws a head punch that misses.
Greenbaum swings away with an uppercut that misses.
A short uppercut from Greenbaum.
Stank lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Greenbaum misses with a short punch on the inside.
Stank is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Greenbaum is defending well for now.
Stank misses with a punch to the body.
A head punch on the inside from Stank fails to land.
Greenbaum working some nice short punches in the clinch.
A head punch on the inside from Greenbaum fails to land.
Greenbaum lands a nice shot to the body.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Greenbaum is working Stank over against the cage.
Stank misses with some punches.
Greenbaum has a couple of punches blocked by Stank.
Stank misses with a punch on the inside.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Stank misses with some punches.
Greenbaum avoids a wild elbow strike from Stank.
Greenbaum scores with a hook to the body.
Stank manages to get underhooks and slows down the pace for a moment.
Greenbaum misses with some punches.
Stank fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Greenbaum tries to work over Stank's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Greenbaum lands on the inside with an uppercut.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Greenbaum.
Stank takes a shot to the head.
Greenbaum misses with a body punch.
Stank blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Greenbaum misses with a punch to the body.
Greenbaum lands with a light punch inside.
Stank blocking some punches.
A head punch on the inside from Greenbaum fails to land.
Greenbaum tries a body shot but Stank blocks it.
Stank tries a body shot but Greenbaum blocks it.
Greenbaum misses with a hook from the clinch.
Stank blocking some punches.
Greenbaum tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Stank blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Stank fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Stank tries to throw a body punch but Greenbaum avoids it by throwing Stank back against the cage.
A head punch on the inside from Greenbaum fails to land.
Greenbaum swings wildly with an uppercut but Stank uses good head movement to avoid it.
Greenbaum lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Greenbaum working aggressively here.
Stank misses with a punch on the inside.
Stank misses with a short punch on the inside.
A head punch on the inside from Stank fails to land.
A nice right hand lands inside from Greenbaum.
Stank blocking some punches.
Stank lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Stank tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Greenbaum's elbow.
Stank takes a shot to the head.
Stank misses with a body punch.
Greenbaum blocks an uppercut.
Greenbaum lands a right hand.
Stank has dropped down and is looking to force the takedown but it's defended by Greenbaum after a bit of a struggle.
Stank blocks an uppercut.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Greenbaum lands with a right to the head.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Greenbaum throws a punch but it's blocked by Stank.
Stank tries a body shot but Greenbaum blocks it.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Stank fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
A short right from Stank on the inside.
A nice right hand lands inside from Greenbaum.
Greenbaum scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Greenbaum scores with a nice hook to the head.
Greenbaum swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Greenbaum lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Stank.
Greenbaum makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
A right hand to the body from Stank.
A short right from Greenbaum on the inside.
Stank throws a punch but it's blocked by Greenbaum.
Stank swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Stank has a couple of punches blocked by Greenbaum.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
A short right from Stank on the inside.
Greenbaum blocking some punches.
Greenbaum misses with a short punch on the inside.
Greenbaum throws a punch but it's blocked by Stank.
Stank blocks an uppercut.
Stank working aggressively here.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Gus Greenbaum dominated that round.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.

Greenbaum has closed the distance and engaged Stank in a clinch.
Stank misses with a hook from the clinch.
Stank blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Stank tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Greenbaum misses with a punch to the body.
Stank blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Greenbaum working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Stank.
Greenbaum blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Greenbaum blocks an uppercut.
Stank throws a head punch that misses.
Greenbaum tries to work over Stank's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Greenbaum lands a hook to the side of the head.
Stank blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Stank lands a nice shot to the body.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Stank blocking some punches.
Greenbaum misses with a hook from the clinch.
Stank blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Gus Greenbaum seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.
Greenbaum misses with a short punch on the inside.
Stank blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Stank throws a punch but it's blocked by Greenbaum.
Stank blocks a body shot from Greenbaum.

That's one minute gone in the round.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Stank.
Stank lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Greenbaum blocks an uppercut.
Greenbaum's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Stank blocks an uppercut.
Greenbaum fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, Stank just misses with a elbow thrown towards Greenbaum's brow.
Greenbaum lands with a right to the head.
Greenbaum blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Stank is working for takedown but Greenbaum is calmly controlling the position for now.
Greenbaum misses with a shot to the kidneys.
A head punch on the inside from Stank fails to land.
Stank is trying to stall.
Greenbaum makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Stank.
Stank blocking some punches.
Stank misses with a short punch on the inside.
Stank throws a punch but it's blocked by Greenbaum.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Stank.
Greenbaum prevents a body shot from Stank.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Stank is working hard here but doesn't seem to be able to control effectively, up against the cage.
Stank has a couple of punches blocked by Greenbaum.
Greenbaum tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Greenbaum blocking some punches.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Stank tries to work over Greenbaum's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Stank has a couple of punches blocked by Greenbaum.
Greenbaum has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Greenbaum misses with some punches.

Stank jumps into guard, dragging Greenbaum to the mat.
Stank is pulling down on Greenbaum's head to control his posture.
Stank lands a beautiful sweep and he's now moved into his opponent's guard.

Stank trying to control the position from guard on top but Greenbaum is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Greenbaum looking to hit a scissor sweep but Stank is one step ahead there.
Greenbaum tries to strike from the bottom.
Greenbaum wants to stand up but Stank is controlling him.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Stank engaging in some classic timewasting tactics.
Greenbaum trying to strike off his back.
Greenbaum is looking to stand up but Stank isn't so interested in that idea.

Stank drops back for a leg! It's a sloppy attempt though and Stank jumps back into guard quickly, to retain the dominant position.
Stank stops Greenbaum from standing up.
Greenbaum being controlled here, momentarily.
Stank lands a couple of elbows.
Stank is standing up over Greenbaum. Greenbaum looks to escape but Stank dives into side control.
Stank works a knee to the body and follows up with a nice elbow to the head.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Greenbaum is pushing Stank's head away, looking to escape. Stank manages to hold on to the position though.
Greenbaum is positioning himself to get back to half guard.
Stank works to advance to full mount. Greenbaum defends for a few seconds but eventually he succumbs.
Stank landing strikes from the mount.
Greenbaum really doesn't want to stay on the ground with Stank. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.
Greenbaum really wants to buck Stank off and get back to his feet.
Stank has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
Stank with shots to the head and body - Greenbaum looks very uncomfortable down there.
Greenbaum takes a big shot to the head but keeps on trying to improve his position.
Greenbaum is trying to stand.
Stank blocks Greenbaum's feeble attempts to strike from the bottom.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Stank unloading with bombs!
Stank working Greenbaum over with strikes here.

Stank working for a guillotine from mount but Greenbaum is in no mood to give up.
Stank looking to ground and pound his opponent to a finish here.

Greenbaum is rocked!
Stank controlling from mount.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Jank Stank dominated that second round.
That's time! Back to the action! This is the final round!

Greenbaum gets a clinch.
Greenbaum swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Greenbaum misses with a short punch on the inside.
Stank scores with a shoulder strike.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Greenbaum.
Greenbaum throws a punch but it's blocked by Stank.
Greenbaum blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Greenbaum blocking some punches.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Greenbaum.
A head punch on the inside from Greenbaum fails to land.
Greenbaum misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Greenbaum fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Stank tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Stank blocks an uppercut.
Stank throws a head punch that misses.
Stank misses with the head strike.
Stank blocks an uppercut.
Stank swings wildly with an uppercut but Greenbaum uses good head movement to avoid it.
Greenbaum tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Stank tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Stank throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Greenbaums head.
Stank tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Greenbaum scores with a shot to the side of Stank's head.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Stank.
Greenbaum lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Stank backwards.
Stank swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Greenbaum swings wildly with an uppercut but Stank uses good head movement to avoid it.
Stank lands a shoulder strike.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Greenbaum.
Greenbaum blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Stank doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Greenbaum lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Greenbaum pushes Stank back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Greenbaum.
Stank has a couple of punches blocked by Greenbaum.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Greenbaum swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Good anti-grappling being displayed by Greenbaum as Stank tries to tie him up.
Greenbaum digs a right hand into Stank's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Stank's gas tank.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A head punch on the inside from Stank fails to land.
Greenbaum works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Stank misses with some punches.
Still in the clinch, Greenbaum scores with a nice short uppercut.
Greenbaum gets through Stank's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Greenbaum blocks an uppercut.
Greenbaum blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Greenbaum lands a body shot in the clinch.
Greenbaum lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Greenbaum is working Stank over against the cage.
A short left from Greenbaum.
Greenbaum lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Stank throws a head punch that misses.
Greenbaum lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Stank blocks an uppercut.
A short uppercut from Greenbaum.
Greenbaum has a couple of punches blocked by Stank.
Stank misses with a short punch on the inside.
Greenbaum misses with a short punch on the inside.
Stank trying to control the position but instead, Greenbaum has worked for underhooks and has pushed Stank into the cage.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Greenbaum blocks an uppercut.
Greenbaum cracks Stank with a nice body shot.
Greenbaum lands a body shot in the clinch.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Greenbaum.
Greenbaum digs a right hand underneath Stank's ribcage. Stank let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Stank wants a takedown but no success here.
Stank is trying to slow down the pace of the fight but Greenbaum is keeping busy.
Greenbaum lands a nice shot to the body.
Greenbaum lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Stank backwards.
Greenbaum swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Greenbaum pushes Stank back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
Stank misses with some punches.
Stank misses with the head strike.
Greenbaum throws a punch but it's blocked by Stank.
Stank misses with a short punch on the inside.
Greenbaum lands a body shot.
Stank takes a shot to the head.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The pace really dropping off here, momentarily.
Greenbaum working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Greenbaum misses with a short punch on the inside.
Greenbaum misses with the head strike.
Greenbaum lands a left hand.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
A shot in the inside from Greenbaum.

Stank is rocked!
Greenbaum fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Oh Stank is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Greenbaum has a couple of punches blocked by Stank.
Greenbaum misses with the head strike.
Greenbaum misses with some punches.
Stank seems to have got his legs back now.
Stank changes levels and goes for a takedown here. Greenbaum fights it off and pushes away nicely.

Greenbaum pushes Stank up against the cage in a clinch.
Stank tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Greenbaum softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Stank misses with some punches.
Greenbaum swings wildly with an uppercut but Stank uses good head movement to avoid it.
Stank tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Stank struggles to land a body shot inside as Greenbaum controls his hands.

And that's the end of the fight!
Gus Greenbaum comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I think Greenbaum has won this one but let's see whether the judges agree with me. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Stewart Dunkirk scores the fight 28:29
Judge Chris Downing scores the fight 28:29
Judge Cecil Peabody scores the fight 28:29

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Gus Greenbaum!
A victorious Gus Greenbaum thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter.
In defeat, Jank Stank stepped up to the mic, saying 'Ummm... Awkward Idk waht to say'.