PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Lang Lee (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Gary Glitter (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Lee comes into the arena with Even The Losers By Tom Petty and The Heartbreakers blaring out of the sound system. Glitter is bobbing his head along to his entrance song: Rock and Roll. Glitter has a pretty significant injury - he really shouldn't be fighting right now but he's a warrior and he's here none the less! Lang Lee has a significant reach advantage - let's see if he can make it count.

Lee
vs
Glitter

199 cm
20
300 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

180 cm
22
300 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Brawler
Very strong

BJJ White Belt
Decent boxing
Powerful

Malicious Intent Fight Gear

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Lang Lee!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Gary Glitter!
The judges for this bout are , and .

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Oh, that's a big right hand from Lee and Glitter goes tumbling to the canvas! Lee follows him to the ground and looks to finish from half guard.

It looks like Gary Glitter has been cut.
Lee will need to keep those long limbs tucked in whilst he's on the ground, to prevent any submissions.
Glitter looks gassed!
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Lee looking to pass the half guard. Not this time.
Lee is keen to just control but Glitter is a slippery customer.
Lee is nestled in close to Glitter, controlling him well. He's worked in a nice elbow to the side of the head as well, for good measure.
Lee throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage.
Lee thows a wild elbow that connects with the canvas.
Lee thows a huge punch but Glitter dodges it nicely.
Lee not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.
Lee thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed Glitter's head.
Lee not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.
Glitter has hold of Lee's hands but Lee slips his arm to the side and lands an elbow.
Lee not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Lee is nestled in close to Glitter, controlling him well. He's worked in a nice elbow to the side of the head as well, for good measure.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Lee thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed Glitter's head.
Lee thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed Glitter's head.
Glitter avoiding damage under a succession of punches from Lee.
Lee missing with some ground and pound from the half guard.
Lee missing with some ground and pound from the half guard.
Lee throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man.
Lee slips a nice elbow through Glitter's hands, connecting with Glitter's forehead.
Lee content to control rather than advance.
Lee thows a huge punch but Glitter dodges it nicely.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Lee tries to pass the half guard into mount. Glitter knows what he's doing though and prevents the attempt.
Glitter blocking the ground and pound attempt from Lee.
Lee looks towards his corner to check for any instructions. The corner give him nothing to work with, so he cracks Glitter with a short hammerfist. I guess that's as good as any advice he could get in this position.
Lee is trying to control. Glitter wants to improve his position but can't escape this time.
Lee not landing any meaningful shots this time.
Lee throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage.
Lee missing with some ground and pound from the half guard.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Lee throwing shots but Glitter is blocking nicely.
Lee throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage.
Lee lands with an elbow from half guard - that looked like it hurt.
Lee working Glitter over with strikes.
Lee sitting in half guard, looking to land shots. Glitter defending well though.
Lee sitting in half guard, looking to land shots. Glitter defending well though.
Glitter avoiding damage under a succession of punches from Lee.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Lee drops an elbow to the side of Glitter's head.
Lee throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man.
Lee thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed Glitter's head.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Lee thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed Glitter's head.
Lee not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.
We get told so often about how wrestlers don't like to be on their backs. Let's see if Glitter can do anything to dispel that myth.
Glitter is looking to control Lee's leg but it's slowly edging free. Can Glitter avoid being mounted?
Lee drops an elbow to the side of Glitter's head.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Lee throwing shots but Glitter is blocking nicely.
Lee throwing shots but Glitter is blocking nicely.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Lang Lee dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Gary Glitter's cut.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.

Lee throws a looping left and ducks down for a takedown. He's got his arms around Glitter's waist but Glitter gets an underhook and avoids the takedown by throwing Lee off to one side.
Lee shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with Glitter but Glitter pushes him off and we're back to square one.
Lang Lee is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Lee fails with a takedown attempt.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Lang Lee. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Glitter throws a hook to the side of Lee's head but Lee sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Lang Lee seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Lee changes levels and looks for a double leg takedown. Glitter tries to avoid it but Lee manages to keep hold of a leg and drag Glitter to the ground. Glitter escapes though and pops straight back up to his feet.
Horrible takedown by Lee or perhaps it was just good defense by Glitter which made him look bad.
Lee blocks a jab.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Lee fails with a takedown attempt from distance.
Lee uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Glitter.
Lee keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Lee shoots for a double leg takedown but Glitter sprawls well. He's pushed Lee's face into the mat and manages to get back to his feet relatively easily.
Glitter throws a shot to the body.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Lee tries to shoot in for a takedown. He's got hold of a leg but Glitter swivels and escapes.
Gary Glitter is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Lee shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Glitter thuds a left hand into Lee's body.
Lang Lee is winning the standup battle so far.
Lee shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has Glitter pinned against the cage. Glitter gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.

Glitter clinches.
Lee wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Lee wants a takedown but no success here.
Lee can't break the clinch.
Glitter stalling in the clinch.
Lee wants to get back to striking at distance but Glitter won't allow it.
Lee can't break the clinch.

Glitter escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Lee tries to shoot in for a takedown. He's got hold of a leg but Glitter swivels and escapes.
Lee shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with Glitter but Glitter pushes him off and we're back to square one.
Lee steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Glitter.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Glitter takes a swing at Lee's ribcage but misses.
Lee shoots for a takedown but Glitter saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
Lee has a takedown stuffed.
Lee closes the distance and clinches up with Glitter, looking for a takedown. Lee pushes Glitter against the cage but Glitter circles to the side and manages to break the clinch.
Lee uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Glitter.
Lee fails with a takedown attempt.
Glitter misses with an uppercut. Lee saw that one coming.
Lee fails to land the takedown.
Lee shoots for a double leg takedown but Glitter sprawls well. He's pushed Lee's face into the mat and manages to get back to his feet relatively easily.
Glitter misses with an uppercut.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Lee fails to land the takedown.
The fight stays on the outside here - Glitter looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Lee tries for a takedown but Glitter sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
Lee closes this distance looking for a takedown but Glitter circles away.
Lee closes this distance looking for a takedown but Glitter circles away.
Lee has a takedown stuffed.
Lee tries for a takedown but Glitter sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
Glitter takes a swing at Lee's ribcage but misses.
Lee fails miserably with a takedown attempt.
Lee fails with the takedown.
Glitter keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Lee looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? Glitter is fending him off so far but Lee persists. Nope, Glitter circles away and we're back to standing.
Glitter is throwing a lot of body shots here, looking to wear down Lee rather than just go for the knockout.
Lee ducks under a wild hook from Glitter.
Lee has a takedown stuffed.
Lee closes the distance and clinches up with Glitter, looking for a takedown. Lee pushes Glitter against the cage but Glitter circles to the side and manages to break the clinch.
Glitter listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
Lee misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Glitter throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Lee fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.
Glitter tests Lee's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Lee fails with a takedown attempt.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Gary Glitter showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The cut man is working on Gary Glitter's cut.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action. This is the final round!

Lee changes levels and looks for a double leg takedown. Glitter tries to avoid it but Lee manages to keep hold of a leg and drag Glitter to the ground. Glitter escapes though and pops straight back up to his feet.
Glitter moves in looking to clinch but Lee pushes him off.
Lee fails to land the takedown.
Lee has a takedown stuffed.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Lang Lee. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Lee closes this distance looking for a takedown but Glitter circles away.
Lee tries to shoot in for a takedown. He's got hold of a leg but Glitter swivels and escapes.
Glitter is looking to clinch but Lee is avoiding it.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Lee fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.
Lee fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Glitter swings for the body but Lee moves out of range.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Lee shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Glitter as he avoids it easily.
Lee shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Glitter as he avoids it easily.
Lee avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Lee fails with the takedown.
Glitter misses with a wild body shot.
Lee will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.
Lee slips a straight right by Glitter.
Lee shoots for a double leg takedown but Glitter sprawls well. He's pushed Lee's face into the mat and manages to get back to his feet relatively easily.
Lee fails miserably with a takedown attempt.
Lee closes this distance looking for a takedown but Glitter circles away.
Lee avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Lee looks for a takedown but Glitter sprawls well.
Lee will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Lee uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Glitter.
Lee shoots in and drives through. Glitter sprawls well.
Lee takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Lee shoots for a takedown but Glitter saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
Glitter misses with a wild body shot.
Lee looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? Glitter is fending him off so far but Lee persists. Nope, Glitter circles away and we're back to standing.
Glitter thows a body shot but no joy.
Lee shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has Glitter pinned against the cage. Glitter gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
Lee tries for a takedown but Glitter sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
Glitter looks to score with a jab to the body but Lee is just out of range.
Lee shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Glitter as he avoids it easily.
Lee fails with a takedown attempt from distance.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Lee will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.
Glitter misses the shot to the body.
Lee changes levels and looks for a double leg takedown. Glitter tries to avoid it but Lee manages to keep hold of a leg and drag Glitter to the ground. Glitter escapes though and pops straight back up to his feet.
Lee fails with a takedown attempt.
Lee avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Lee fails to land the takedown.
Lee fails with a takedown attempt.
Lee staying out of range there.
Lee shoots for a takedown but Glitter saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
Glitter lands a nice hook to Lee's body. Lee takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer.
No luck for Lee with that takedown attempt.
Nice takedown defense from Glitter. No joy for Lee on that attempt.
Lee shoots in for a double leg but Glitter sprawls well. That's going to sap some energy.
Lee shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Glitter as he avoids it easily.
Glitter tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Lee was well out of range. Poor timing from Glitter.
Horrible takedown by Lee or perhaps it was just good defense by Glitter which made him look bad.
Glitter stuffs the takedown.
Lee shoots in but Glitter avoids the takedown attempt easily.
Lee will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.
Nice takedown defense from Glitter. No joy for Lee on that attempt.
Glitter tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Lee was well out of range. Poor timing from Glitter.
Lee shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it.

And that's the end of the fight!
Gary Glitter comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I think Glitter has won this one but let's see whether the judges agree with me. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Andi Peters scores the fight 28:28
Judge Gordon Ramsey scores the fight 28:28
Judge Frank Skinner scores the fight 28:28

The fight is ruled a draw!