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Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Piney Winston (ranked 3098 p4p, 25346 weight class) and Jank Stank (ranked 345 p4p, 621 weight class). Stank is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by lil darkie x eddison - drink my piss you nasty slut yeah yeah. Piney Winston had real problems making weight for this fight. After initially coming in at 156.8lbs, he had two hours to make the official fight weight. He made it but it will have taken a lot out of him to cut those extra few pounds. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!
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BJJ Brown Belt
Basic striking
Granite chin |
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BJJ White Belt
Decent boxing
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 5 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Piney Winston!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Jank Stank!
The judges for this bout are Ron Honeybunn, Hugh Johnson and Skip Squint.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Winston forces Stank back against the cage and clinches.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Winston.
Winston has Stank pressed against the cage, preventing Stank from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
Winston keeps control of Stank as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Stank has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Winston misses with a knee to the head.
Stank wants to break free but Winston has control.
Stank has had enough of the clinch but Winston keeps him there for the moment.
Winston tries to land a knee to the head but Stank blocks with his arms.
Winston using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Stank has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Stank misses with a punch to the body.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Stank creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Stank can't break the clinch.
Winston is trying to drag Stank to the mat but Stank just about manages to keep his footing. He used the cage to his advantage there.
Winston creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Winston has Stank pressed against the cage, preventing Stank from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
Winston tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Stank avoids it.
Stank managing to block the knees to the body from Winston.
Stank wants to get back to striking at distance but Winston won't allow it.
Stank can't break the clinch.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Stank avoiding damage as Winston throws knees to the body.
Stank pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Stank throws a head kick that misses
and Winston counters with a takedown into side control.
Stank gives up the full mount - oops, sloppy defensive grappling there!
Winston is working close to his opponent, looking to work a submission by the looks of things. Oh, he's managed to get a guillotine from mount as his opponent reached up! That looks tiiiiight! Will he tap? YES, he's tapped! Impressive submission by Winston!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:34 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Guillotine). Piney Winston!
Piney Winston spent the whole post fight interview bigging himself up. It didn't go down that well with the fans after a while as they thought it was a bit arrogant.
In defeat, Jank Stank stepped up to the mic, saying 'Ummm... Awkward Idk waht to say'.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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RATING
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