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Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Little Bastard (ranked 2079 p4p, 3374 weight class) and Ed Sheeran (ranked 119 p4p, 186 weight class). Bastard comes to the cage accompanied by Side to Side. Rumors backstage are that the fighters have been paid to keep it standing but we know that would never happen in MMA!
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BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
Cardio machine |
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BJJ Purple Belt
Brawler
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the bantamweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Little Bastard!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Ed Sheeran!
The judges for this bout are Marco Blurström, Matti Vanhoillinen and Johanna Lukiainen.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Sheeran closes the distance looking to clinch
letting Bastard counter with a right hand.
Sheeran closes the distance looking to clinch
and Bastard counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Sheeran is rocked!
Sheeran jabs. That one connects to the head of his opponent.
Sheeran looks to land a left hand but Bastard moved out of range nicely.
Bastard is looking to counter with a shot to the body.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Sheeran is looking to clinch.
A quick step to the side and Bastard tries to counter with a shot to the body but it doesn't connect.
Sheeran throws an overhand right that lands on Bastard's shoulder, as Bastard tries to avoid the shot.
Sheeran connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Sheeran wants to clinch
and Bastard counters with a stiff right hand.
Sheeran is still on wobbly legs! Can Bastard finish him?
That's one minute gone in the round.
Sheeran tries to clinch but Bastard moves away
and Bastard scores with a counter punch that sends Sheeran to the canvas! Bastard smells blood - he's punishing Sheeran with more strikes and the ref has stopped it! Sheeran has no idea where he is - he's tackled the ref... oh dear, poor guy, the crowd is in hysterics!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:14 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Little Bastard!
Little Bastard is the new bantamweight champion!
Jumping up and down and very excited, Little Bastard waved his t-shirt featuring Brooklyn Apothecary's logo in front of the cameras.
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hype
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pop
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FIGHT
RATING
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