PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Tylonal Jones (ranked 2031 p4p, 2147 weight class) and Fish Hands (ranked 227 p4p, 238 weight class). Chooooooooon! I think Jones might be my favorite fighter, now he's come out to Rubber band man. These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.

Jones
vs
Hands

189 cm
27
240
5 - 4 - 0

215 cm
21
269
8 - 3 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
KO power

BJJ White Belt
Decent boxing
Good gas tank

Finnish Elite Extreme Science

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 5 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Tylonal Jones!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 8 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Fish Hands!
The judges for this bout are Steve Smith, Elvis Blanc and William Peck.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Jones misses with a double jab
and Hands counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
We've been told by Jones's head coaches at Finnish Elite Sport and Fitness Center that he's been working on his takedown defense in preparation for this fight.
Jones throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Hands lets it all go there with a big combo counter but none of the punches connected.
A punch combination from Jones misses.
Jones throws a nice looking combination but Hands bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Jones tries to clinch but Hands is having none of it.
Hands showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Jones.
As Jones backs off Hands throws a huge counter combo but Jones manages to avoid it all.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Jones tries to clinch but Hands moves out of range.
Jones closes the distance and lands a one-two.

It looks like Fish Hands has been cut.
Jones throws a series of punches but Hands moves out of range.
Jones looks to clinch
and Hands makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Jones throws a left and a right that both miss
enabling Hands to counter with a crisp jab.
Jones throws a combination that misses
and Hands counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Jones is breathing heavily.
Jones misses with a combination
and Hands counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Jones thinking.
Jones misses with a takedown
and Hands counters with a nice uppercut.
A head kick by Jones misses
and Hands counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Jones throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped

and Hands counters with a crisp right hand that drops Jones! Hands lets Jones back up to his feet, looking for a finish!

Jones is rocked!
Hands is using his reach advantage to land shots from outside his opponent's range.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Jones closes the distance but Hands moves to the side
and Hands counters with a monster hook and another for good measure! Jones falls to the ground, out cold! Stick some heavy metal music over the top of that clip and it's one for the highlight makers!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:55 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Strikes). Fish Hands!
A very excited looking Fish Hands made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.