PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Bummy Bitch (ranked 2940 p4p, 4869 weight class) and Brick Lesnor (ranked 319 p4p, 460 weight class). Bitch comes to the cage accompanied by lamborghini. We have two fighters making their debuts here, so let's see who comes out of this one with their first professional victory.

Bitch
vs
Lesnor

225 cm
25
270
0 - 0 - 0

200 cm
25
264
0 - 0 - 0

Good wrestling
Brawler
Cuts easily

Decent wrestler
Counter fighter
Inexperienced

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Bummy Bitch!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Brick Lesnor!
The judges for this bout are Roger Salmon, Josh West and Colin Fray.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Lesnor fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Bitch, pushing him back against the cage.
Bitch on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Lesnor lands a knee to the body.
Lesnor scores with a hook to the body.
Bitch is breathing heavily.
Lesnor trying to land knees to the body.
Bitch managing to block the knees to the body from Lesnor.
Bitch blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Lesnor tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Bitch managing to block the knees to the body from Lesnor.
Bitch really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Lesnor stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Lesnor trying to land knees to the body.
Lesnor lands a nice elbow.

It looks like Bummy Bitch has been cut.
Bitch avoiding damage as Lesnor throws knees to the body.
Lesnor lands a knee to the body.
Lesnor missing with knees to the body.
Lesnor throws a knee to the head but misses.
Bitch goes for a takedown in the clinch but Lesnor prevents it.
Lesnor is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Bitch is defending well for now.
A nice glancing elbow lands by Lesnor.

That's one minute gone in the round.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Lesnor.
Bitch takes a knee to the side of the body.
Lesnor is leaning against Bitch and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Lesnor throws an elbow but it misses.
Lesnor lands a body shot.
Lesnor connects with a nasty looking knee right to Bitch's face.

Bummy Bitch's cut is getting worse.
Bitch on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Lesnor tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Bitch avoids it.
Lesnor missing with knees to the body.
Bitch is trying to drag Lesnor to the mat but Lesnor just about manages to keep his footing. He used the cage to his advantage there.
Lesnor trying to land knees to the body.
Bitch on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, Lesnor just misses with a elbow thrown towards Bitch's brow.
Bitch is working for takedown but Lesnor is calmly controlling the position for now.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Bummy Bitch. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Bitch wants a takedown but no success here.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Bitch avoids a wild elbow strike from Lesnor.
Lesnor tries to land knees in the clinch but Bitch avoids the damage to the body.
Lesnor stops a takedown attempt from Bitch.
Lesnor digs a right hand into Bitch's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Bitch's gas tank.
Lesnor missing with knees to the body.
Lesnor is pressed up against the cage. Bitch has hold of a leg and is looking to drag Lesnor down to the mat. Lesnor avoids the attempt though and has circled away. We're back to striking at a distance.

Lesnor closes the distance and clinches.
Bitch managing to block the knees to the body from Lesnor.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Lesnor is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Bitch is defending well for now.
Bitch on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Lesnor tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Bitch avoids it.
Lesnor throws an elbow but it misses.
Bitch managing to block the knees to the body from Lesnor.
Lesnor missing with knees to the body.
Lesnor works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Bitch managing to block the knees to the body from Lesnor.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Lesnor is defending well against a takedown attempt.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Lesnor obliges.
Lesnor is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Bitch is defending well for now.
Bitch is trying to drag Lesnor to the mat but Lesnor just about manages to keep his footing. He used the cage to his advantage there.
Lesnor is working Bitch over against the cage.
Lesnor tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Bitch avoids it.
Lesnor is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Bitch is defending well for now.
Lesnor misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Bitch.
Bitch managing to block the knees to the body from Lesnor.
Lesnor misses with a punch on the inside.
Bitch is trying to work for a single leg takedown but Lesnor pulls him back up using the underhooks.
Bitch on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.

Bitch lands a takedown into guard.
Bitch looking to sit in guard and control but Lesnor gets the butterfly guard and sweeps. He's now in the guard on the top.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
There's a bit of a scramble here and now Bitch is on top in guard.

The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
The fighters are going at a pretty good pace and they're both starting to sweat now.
Lesnor wants to stand and escape but Bitch is having none of it.
Bitch trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Bitch trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
Bitch seems content to control from guard here. He's going to have to remain active though if he doesn't want to get stood back up.
Bitch wants to control from the top but Lesnor keeps moving.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Brick Lesnor dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Bummy Bitch's cut.
That's time! Bitch's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.

Lesnor darts in and clinches Bitch up against the cage.
Bitch has a body lock and is looking for a takedown. Lesnor is bouncing around trying to prevent the takedown and somehow he has indeed managed to stay on his feet.
Bitch is looking for a takedown up against the cage. Lesnor gets underhooks though and prevents the takedown attempt.
Lesnor tries to land knees in the clinch but Bitch avoids the damage to the body.
Lesnor prevents a takedown attempt there.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Bummy Bitch. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Bitch wants to take the fight to the mat but Lesnor manages to get underhooks and keep the fight in the clinch.
Lesnor landing knees to the body.
Lesnor has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Lesnor lands an elbow inside.
Bitch blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Bitch wants a takedown but no success here.
Lesnor lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
Lesnor landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Lesnor tries to land knees in the clinch but Bitch avoids the damage to the body.
Lesnor misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Bitch.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Lesnor missing with knees to the body.
Lesnor digs a right hand underneath Bitch's ribcage. Bitch let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Lesnor is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Bitch is defending well for now.
Lesnor tries to land knees in the clinch but Bitch avoids the damage to the body.
Bitch avoids a wild elbow strike from Lesnor.
Lesnor misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Bitch.
Lesnor tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Bitch avoids it.
Lesnor is pressed up against the cage. Bitch has hold of a leg and is looking to drag Lesnor down to the mat. Lesnor avoids the attempt though and has circled away. We're back to striking at a distance.

Lesnor gets in close and instigates a clinch.
Lesnor lands a shot to the body.
Lesnor looks to throw an elbow but misses.
Bitch managing to block the knees to the body from Lesnor.
Lesnor tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Bitch avoids it.
Lesnor is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Bitch is defending well for now.
Lesnor trying to land knees to the body.
Bitch on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Bitch wants a takedown.
A right handed body shot lands from Lesnor.
A short body shot lands from Lesnor as the two fighters clinch.
A right handed body shot lands from Lesnor.
Lesnor tries to land knees in the clinch but Bitch avoids the damage to the body.
Bitch drops down for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Lesnor lands a nice shot to the body.
Lesnor tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Bitch avoids it.
Lesnor pushes Bitch back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Lesnor tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Bitch avoids it.

Bitch has Lesnor pressed up against the cage. He's trying to work for a single leg takedown. Bitch pulls back from the cage and twists to the side, sending Lesnor tumbling to the mat - Bitch dives into Lesnor's guard.
Bitch throws a strike but Lesnor rolls with it and manages to sweep. Now he's in guard on top.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Bitch is trying to control the position but Lesnor postures up.
Lesnor is looking to stand up but Bitch won't let him.
Bitch wants to stand up but Lesnor is controlling him.
Lesnor would like to get this fight back to the feet but can't get free from the closed guard.
Lesnor preventing the sweep.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A lull in the action here being met with boos from the crowd.
Bitch is pulling down on Lesnor's head to control his posture.
The referee is pacing around the two fighters, thinking about a standup.
Bitch looking to control but Lesnor passes into half guard.
Bitch punching from the bottom.
Bitch tries to roll over but Lesnor keeps him under control.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Bitch is trying to control but Lesnor manages to pass to mount!
Bitch tries to reverse the position but Lesnor maintains control.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Brick Lesnor showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The cut man is working on Bummy Bitch's cut.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!

Bitch has managed to clinch.
Lesnor lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Bitch or not.
Lesnor tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Bitch avoids it.
Lesnor is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Bitch is defending well for now.
Bitch managing to block the knees to the body from Lesnor.
Lesnor is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Bitch is defending well for now.
Lesnor missing with knees to the body.
Bitch is working on a leg, looking for a takedown but Lesnor is defending well.
Bitch on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Lesnor creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
Lesnor tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Bitch avoids it.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Lesnor lands a nice uppercut.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Lesnor trying to land knees to the body.
Lesnor lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Lesnor is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Bitch is defending well for now.
Bitch avoiding damage as Lesnor throws knees to the body.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Bitch tries for a takedown. No joy.
Lesnor lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Bitch blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Lesnor trying to land knees to the body.
Lesnor trying to land knees to the body.
Lesnor tries to land knees in the clinch but Bitch avoids the damage to the body.

Bitch gets a trip takedown into half guard.
Bitch will need to keep those long limbs tucked in whilst he's on the ground, to prevent any submissions.
Bitch sitting in half guard, looking to land shots. Lesnor defending well though.
Bitch not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.
Bitch wants to take a breather but Lesnor is having none of it.

Bitch seems to be looking for submissions.
Bummy Bitch overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
Bitch wants to lay and pray for a moment but Lesnor keeps working.
We get told so often about how wrestlers don't like to be on their backs. Let's see if Lesnor can do anything to dispel that myth.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Bitch trying to pass the guard but Lesnor defending well.
Bitch with the ground and pound but Lesnor uses the opportunity to regain guard.
Bitch throws a strike but Lesnor rolls with it and manages to sweep. Now he's in guard on top.

Lesnor has decided he wants to stand but the closed guard of Bitch is proving hard to escape from.
Bitch is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Bitch not looking particularly offensive just at the moment.
Bitch looking to sweep here. No luck so far.

The referee has motioned to the fighters to stand back up.

Lesnor instigates a clinch.
Lesnor is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Bitch is defending well for now.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Well. There's a bit of a lull in the action here and the crowd are starting to get restless.
Lesnor lands a nice elbow.
Lesnor misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Bitch.
Lesnor misses with a punch to the body.

Bitch turns his back and goes for a hip toss. It's a bit messy but it gets the job done and Bitch manages to end up in side control.
Bitch tries to advance to mount but can't.
The ground and pound from Bitch seems to be hitting the mat more than his opponent.
Bitch is looking to take a break and control but Lesnor is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Brick Lesnor really dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Bummy Bitch's cut.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!

Bitch misses with a head kick.

Lesnor has managed to clinch.
Bitch is working for a takedown up against the cage. He can't get it on this occasion though.
Bitch is working for a takedown up against the cage. He can't get it on this occasion though.
Bitch's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Bitch blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
A short body shot lands from Lesnor as the two fighters clinch.
Bitch avoiding damage as Lesnor throws knees to the body.
Nice body punch from Lesnor.
Bitch managing to block the knees to the body from Lesnor.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Lesnor is working Bitch over against the cage.
Lesnor misses with an elbow strike.
It's got to the stage where if one of these guys blows hard enough, the other might fall over.
Lesnor is pressed up against the cage. Bitch has hold of a leg and is looking to drag Lesnor down to the mat. Lesnor avoids the attempt though and has circled away. We're back to striking at a distance.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Bummy Bitch. That's going to take a lot out of him.

Lesnor has managed to clinch.
Lesnor digs a right hand into Bitch's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Bitch's gas tank.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Bitch on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Lesnor lands an elbow inside.
Lesnor misses with an elbow over the top.
Bitch on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Lesnor trying to land knees to the body.
Bitch looking for a takedown.
Brick Lesnor seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.
Lesnor tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Bitch avoids it.
Lesnor tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Bitch avoids it.
Bitch on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Bitch on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Bitch has Lesnor pressed up against the cage and is working for takedown. Lesnor manages to improve position though and keeps the fight standing.
Lesnor missing with knees to the body.

Bitch has Lesnor pressed up against the cage. He's trying to work for a single leg takedown. Bitch pulls back from the cage and twists to the side, sending Lesnor tumbling to the mat - Bitch dives into Lesnor's guard.
Lesnor is looking to stand up but Bitch isn't so interested in that idea.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Bitch throwing strikes from guard but Lesnor blocks nicely.
Bitch throws a strike but Lesnor rolls with it and manages to sweep. Now he's in guard on top.

Bitch escapes his hips to the side and looks to be working for an armbar. Lesnor gives him a little smile and shakes his head. No chance.
Bitch is working the butterfly guard. He manages to land a nice scissor sweep and is now in half guard on the top. Nice move.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Bitch trying to pass the guard but Lesnor defending well.

Bitch is trying to work for a kimura but Lesnor is defending well.
Bitch throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.

Bitch is thinking about going for an arm triangle but he can't free his leg.
Lesnor regains full guard, whilst avoiding punches from Bitch.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are getting on the fighters' backs, as the pace has dropped off in the last minute or so.
Bitch wants to control from the top but Lesnor keeps moving.
Lesnor working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Bitch.
Bitch wants to pass the guard but Lesnor is keeping the position.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Bitch throws an elbow that misses. Lesnor uses the momentum to reverse the position. He's now in Bitch's guard. Nice move by Lesnor!

And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Brick Lesnor dominated that fourth round.
The cut man is working on Bummy Bitch's cut.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business. This is the final round!

Bitch fails with a takedown attempt.

Lesnor gets in close and instigates a clinch.
Lesnor gets underhooks to prevent Bitch's takedown attempt.
Bitch can't get the takedown.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Bummy Bitch. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Bitch is working on a leg, looking for a takedown but Lesnor is defending well.
Lesnor misses with an elbow over the top.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Lesnor obliges.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Bitch managing to block the knees to the body from Lesnor.
Lesnor landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
Lesnor lands a body shot.
Lesnor is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Bitch is defending well for now.
Both of our modern day gladiators look out of it here - a gruelling 5 rounds of action taking it's toll on them, no doubt.
Lesnor lands a nice elbow.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Lesnor lands an elbow inside.
Bitch is looking for a takedown up against the cage. Lesnor gets underhooks though and prevents the takedown attempt.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Lesnor obliges.
A nice glancing elbow lands by Lesnor.
Bitch managing to block the knees to the body from Lesnor.
Lesnor missing with knees to the body.
Lesnor tries to land knees in the clinch but Bitch avoids the damage to the body.
Lesnor tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Bitch managing to block the knees to the body from Lesnor.
Bitch is looking for a takedown up against the cage. Lesnor gets underhooks though and prevents the takedown attempt.
Bitch changes levels and goes for a takedown here. Lesnor fights it off and pushes away nicely.

Lesnor gets a clinch.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Lesnor gets double underhooks to prevent a takedown attempt from Bitch.
Bitch tries to score a body lock takedown but Lesnor shows good agility there to stay on his feet.
Bitch on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Bitch avoiding damage as Lesnor throws knees to the body.
Bitch on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Bitch is trying to drag Lesnor to the mat but Lesnor just about manages to keep his footing. He used the cage to his advantage there.
Lesnor tries to land knees in the clinch but Bitch avoids the damage to the body.
Lesnor cracks Bitch with a nice body shot.
Lesnor misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Bitch.
Lesnor misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Bitch dodges an elbow strike from Lesnor.
Bitch goes for a takedown attempt but Lesnor pushes him away and we're back to fighting at a distance.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Lesnor closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
Lesnor is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Bitch is defending well for now.
Lesnor tries to land a knee to the head but Bitch blocks with his arms.
Bitch tries for a takedown but Lesnor manages to get underhooks.
Lesnor tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Bitch avoids it.
Lesnor is pressed up against the cage. Bitch has hold of a leg and is looking to drag Lesnor down to the mat. Lesnor avoids the attempt though and has circled away. We're back to striking at a distance.
Bummy Bitch is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.

Lesnor gets a clinch.
Lesnor misses with an elbow over the top.
Lesnor tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Bitch avoids it.
Bitch drops to a knee looking for a takedown but Lesnor gets the underhooks and prevents it.

Bitch gets the body lock takedown. After a quick scramble, Lesnor regains guard.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Bitch postures up in Lesnor's guard and throws a big left but Lesnor blocks it.
Bitch trying to move into half guard but instead Lesnor has managed to sweep!

Lesnor preventing the sweep.
Lesnor wants to stand but Bitch is controlling his posture from full guard.

Bitch kicks Lesnor off and gets to his feet.
Bummy Bitch has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Brick Lesnor is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Bitch shoots in for a takedown but Lesnor shows good takedown defense there and keeps this one on the feet.

And that's the end of the fight!
Brick Lesnor comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I've got Lesnor winning every round here. Surely the decision will go his way and he'll pick up a well deserved decision victory. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 5 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Roger Salmon scores the fight 45:50
Judge Josh West scores the fight 45:50
Judge Colin Fray scores the fight 45:50

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Brick Lesnor!
Brick Lesnor is the new heavyweight champion!
Bummy Bitch was interviewed post fight and said 'Gay ass mf coudlnt do that again '.