PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Bummy Bitch (ranked 3823 p4p, 4062 weight class) and Tito Kray (ranked 383 p4p, 396 weight class). Bitch comes to the cage accompanied by lamborghini. Bummy Bitch looks tired to me. Hopefully he has got enough gas left in the tank to put in a good performance.

Bitch
vs
Kray

225 cm
25
270
0 - 1 - 0

150 cm
25
275
0 - 1 - 0

Good wrestling
Brawler
Cuts easily

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Tends to cut

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Bummy Bitch!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Tito Kray!
The judges for this bout are Jeff Smith, Colin Fray and Roger Salmon.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Bitch shoots in with a lovely double leg takedown. Kray manages to land in full guard to minimise the damage.
Kray looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
Bitch with a nice head shot there.

It looks like Tito Kray has been cut.
Bitch postures up and scores with a shot to the body and a follow up elbow to the head.
Bitch prevents Kray from getting back to his feet.
Bitch is looking to work some ground and pound but Kray has wrist control.
Kray really doesn't want to stay on the ground with Bitch. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.
Bitch is working Kray over from the guard. He should look to pass the guard and do a little more damage with these strikes.

The cut above Tito Kray's eye is starting to cause him problems now.
Bitch wants to control from the top but Kray keeps moving.
Kray has control of Bitch's left arm, preventing Bitch from doing any damage.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Kray looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
Bitch chips away with some ground and pound.

Tito Kray's cut is absolute horrible now. This looks like something out of a horror film with blood covering both fighters.

The referee calls the doctor in to look at Tito Kray's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:21 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Bummy Bitch!
Bummy Bitch bigged himself up after the win. The crowd seemed to love it.