PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Gavin Burns (ranked 737 p4p, 1113 weight class) and Satan Nosferatu (ranked 97 p4p, 133 weight class). Burns kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is Lovely Jubbly. Satan Nosferatu is the more experienced fighter, so let's see if that makes a difference tonight.

Burns
vs
Nosferatu

190 cm
26
265
5 - 1 - 0

225 cm
26
288
6 - 3 - 0

Good wrestling
Solid boxing
Very quick

BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
Powerful

EL ZOIDO FEEBLE FIGHTWEAR

EL ZOIDO FEEBLE FIGHTWEAR
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 5 - 1 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Gavin Burns!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 6 - 3 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Satan Nosferatu!
The judges for this bout are Santiago Holmes, David Hoff and Michael Johnstone.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Nosferatu misses with a wild body shot.
Burns looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.

It looks like Gavin Burns has been cut.
Nosferatu lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Burns missing with a left hand there. Nosferatu was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Nosferatu throws a head kick but Burns moves out of range.
Nosferatu throws out a leg kick but Burns moves out of range and Nosferatu only half commits.
Burns just misses with a punch to the body.
Burns throws a looping overhand right but Nosferatu ducks down to avoid it.
Burns walks into a stiff left hand from Nosferatu.
Nosferatu bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Burns swings for the body but Nosferatu moves out of range.
Burns definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
Nosferatu with the inside leg kick.
Nosferatu connects with a leg kick.
Nosferatu scoring well with a low kick there.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A swing and a miss from Nosferatu.
Satan Nosferatu seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Nosferatu throws a poor cross that misses
and Burns connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.

It looks like Satan Nosferatu has been cut.
Nosferatu cracks Burns with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Burns blocks a head kick by Nosferatu.
Burns misses with a wild body shot.
Nosferatu throws a nice inside leg kick.
Burns throws a hook but Nosferatu blocks it.
Nosferatu throws a lazy body kick
and Burns connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Nosferatu is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
Nosferatu takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Burns wants to land a leg kick but Nosferatu is out of range.
It seemed like Nosferatu was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Nosferatu takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
Burns looks to score with a jab to the body but Nosferatu is just out of range.
Burns moves out of range of the leg kick from Nosferatu.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Burns is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Nosferatu.
Nosferatu counters with a body kick.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
A jab from Burns misses.
Nosferatu throws a low kick, looking for Burns's leg but Burns calmly moves out of range.
Nosferatu tries to work over Burns's front leg with a kick but Burns checks it.
Sloppy strikes from Nosferatu. Those never looked like landing.
Burns swings and misses with a shot to the body
and Nosferatu counters with a kick to the head that grazes his opponent. Burns is lucky that one didn't land flush.
Burns getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
Nosferatu lands with a straight right. Burns didn't see that one coming.
Burns throws an off balance right hand
and Nosferatu counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Nosferatu tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.

The fight moves into the clinch position.
Burns lands a hook to the side of the head.

That has opened up Satan Nosferatu's cut even more.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Burns lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Nosferatu.
Nosferatu wants to break free but Burns has control.
Burns lands a body shot.
Nosferatu looks winded!
Burns lands a right hand.
Burns lands a body shot in the clinch.
Burns lands a left hand that snaps the head of Nosferatu backwards.
Burns softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.

The cut above Satan Nosferatu's eye is starting to cause him problems now.
A short uppercut from Burns.
A right handed body shot lands from Burns.
Burns lands with a short punch from the clinch.

Nosferatu is rocked!
Burns cracks Nosferatu with a nice body shot.
Burns lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Nosferatu is still on wobbly legs! Can Burns finish him?

Satan Nosferatu's cut is absolute horrible now. This looks like something out of a horror film with blood covering both fighters.
Burns working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Burns scores with a hook to the body.

Burns drops Nosferatu onto one knee with a big uppercut from the clinch! Nosferatu is propped up by the cage and works his way back to his feet!

The referee calls the doctor in to look at Satan Nosferatu's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:12 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Gavin Burns!
A relieved looking Gavin Burns thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.