PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Kyle Goose (ranked 3273 p4p, 2238 weight class) and Jihadi John (ranked 0 p4p, 245 weight class). John comes into a darkened arena with his song building. Ali-A kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! Kyle Goose could well score a knockout today. He has the power to get to Jihadi John 's chin.

Goose
vs
John

190 cm
34
265
19 - 14 - 0

195 cm
29
276
8 - 3 - 0

Good wrestling
World class MT
Insanely flexible

BJJ Purple Belt
Dangerous knees
Knockout power

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 19 - 14 - 0, fighting out of London, Kyle Goose !
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 8 - 3 - 0, fighting out of London, Jihadi John !
The judges for this bout are Daniel Bishop, Colin Fotheringham and William Gold.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Goose takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
A swing and a miss from Goose .
John fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
John tries to clinch but fails miserably
and Goose counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
A thudding body kick lands there by John !
John ducks under a wild hook from Goose .
John tries to counter by closing the distance.
John walks forward, straight into a front kick from Goose .
John looks winded!
Goose scores with a sloppy right hand. John should have avoided that one.
Goose blocks a jab.
Both fighters circling a little - John finishes the exchange with a kick to the body.
John throws a right hand that misses
and Goose counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.

It looks like Jihadi John has been cut.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Goose lands with a massive overhand right! Stick a fork in John - he's out cold! Ermm... I think I just mixed my metaphors but yeah... That was a nice KO! Big win for Goose !

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:47 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Kyle Goose !
During a confident post fight interview, Kyle Goose thanked all his fans. He seemed very genuine when describing how motivated his fans keep him.
In defeat, Jihadi John stepped up to the mic, saying ' Al Akhbar '.