PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Ben Nak Muay (ranked 4232 p4p, 7515 weight class) and Oscar De La Cunt (ranked 542 p4p, 716 weight class). Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Nak Muay
vs
De La Cunt

182 cm
25
182
1 - 0 - 0

150 cm
21
181
2 - 2 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Solid Muay Thai
Granite chin

BJJ White Belt
Brawler
Can Moonwalk

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Ben Nak Muay!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Oscar De La Cunt!
The judges for this bout are Chris Saunders, Josh West and Jeff Smith.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Nak Muay closes the distance and clinches.
Nak Muay lands a damaging elbow.
De La Cunt on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
De La Cunt fails to pull the fight into his guard.
De La Cunt is trying to break the clinch but Nak Muay is controlling him.
Nak Muay tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and De La Cunt avoids it.
De La Cunt blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Nak Muay trying to land knees to the body.
De La Cunt is working for takedown but Nak Muay is calmly controlling the position for now.
Nak Muay using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
Nak Muay gets double underhooks to prevent a takedown attempt from De La Cunt.
Ben Nak Muay has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Oscar De La Cunt.
Knees in the clinch landing for Nak Muay.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
De La Cunt is trying to force a seperation but Nak Muay has the dominant position.
Nak Muay scores with a knee to the head.
Nak Muay lands a good knee to the midsection. De La Cunt won't want to take too many of those.
De La Cunt looks winded!

That's one minute gone in the round.
De La Cunt tries to pull guard but Nak Muay holds him up against the cage and eventually De La Cunt drops back down to his feet.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Nak Muay obliges.
Nak Muay creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through De La Cunt's defenses.
Nak Muay crunches a lovely knee into De La Cunt's ribcage.
Nak Muay lands an elbow just above De La Cunt 's eye.
Nak Muay landing some nice looking knees to the body.
Nak Muay putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has De La Cunt in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.
We're hearing some news coming in from back stage. It's official - De La Cunt has eaten all the pies!
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Nak Muay obliges.
Nak Muay lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Nak Muay obliges.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Nice elbow from Nak Muay.
Knees to the body from Nak Muay.
Nak Muay crunches a lovely knee into De La Cunt's ribcage.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Nak Muay lands a good knee to the midsection. De La Cunt won't want to take too many of those.
Nak Muay unloads a knee to the mid-section. De La Cunt lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
Nak Muay working De La Cunt over with knees to the body.
De La Cunt takes an elbow to the forehead.
Nak Muay working De La Cunt over with knees to the body.
Nak Muay using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
Nak Muay utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.
Knees in the clinch landing for Nak Muay.
Nak Muay lands an elbow inside.
Nak Muay working De La Cunt over with knees to the body.
Nak Muay lands a nice knee to the body.
Nak Muay using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
De La Cunt is trying to pull guard but Nak Muay turns him against the cage and we stay in the clinch.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Nak Muay landing knees to the body.
De La Cunt takes an elbow to the temple.

De La Cunt is rocked!
Nak Muay lands a nice elbow.
De La Cunt is still on wobbly legs! Can Nak Muay finish him?
Clinched against the cage, Nak Muay lands a big elbow that drops De La Cunt! The ref dives in to save him from more shots - De La Cunt is complaining that he's OK but he was done.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:20 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Ben Nak Muay!