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PBP Commentary |
Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Jank Stank (ranked 6482 p4p, 24641 weight class) and Ko Artist (ranked 561 p4p, 626 weight class). Stank comes to the cage accompanied by lil darkie x eddison - drink my piss you nasty slut yeah yeah. Jank Stank has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?
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BJJ White Belt
Solid boxing
Experienced |
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Dangerous knees
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Jank Stank!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Ko Artist!
The judges for this bout are Donatello Bradman, Chris Dean and Hugh Johnson.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Stank misses with a double jab.
Stank is looking to chop away at Artist's legs.
Artist tries to counter by closing the distance.
Artist moves into range and lands a nice body kick.
Stank swats away the attempt to clinch by Artist.
Stank misses with a jab, cross combination.
Artist is clearly looking to counter with head kicks.
Artist lands a big head kick that sends Stank tumbling to the mat! Artist takes a step backwards and waves Stank back to his feet - he wants the finish!
It looks like Jank Stank has been cut.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Stank avoids the head kick by Artist.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Stank misses with a wild combination.
Artist uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Stank.
Artist circles to his right before unloading a perfect head kick! Stank drops to the canvas, hurt badly! Artist follows Stank to the ground and unloads with a series of strikes that force the referee to step in and end the fight! This one is all over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:38 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Ko Artist!
Jank Stank was interviewed post fight and said 'Ermmmmm... This is not what i expected lolzer'.
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hype
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pop
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