PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Harris Mint (ranked 5176 p4p, 4977 weight class) and Zzz Uuu (ranked 87 p4p, 74 weight class). Mint's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Pigs - Cypress Hill. Both fighters will be looking to make this an exciting fight for the fans, I'm sure!

Mint
vs
Uuu

188 cm
18
175
1 - 0 - 0

179 cm
18
175
0 - 0 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Counter fighter
Good chin

BJJ White Belt
Counter fighter
Tends to cut

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 1 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Harris Mint!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Zzz Uuu!
The judges for this bout are Damien Edna, Donatello Bradman and Ron Honeybunn.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Both fighters are only really looking to counter, so after a good 30 seconds of circling eachother endlessly, the referee has stepped in and told them both to be more aggressive.
Mint avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
A little feinted left hand from Mint on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Mint misses with a body shot.
Uuu doesn't fully commit to the body shot counter.
Mint throws a body punch but Uuu moves out of range.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Uuu just misses with a punch to the body.
A quick step to the side and Mint tries to counter with a shot to the body but it doesn't connect.
Uuu misses with a straight right.
Mint was looking to counter that last move with a shot to the body but he didn't commit.
Mint throws a jab when Uuu was well out of range.
Uuu moves out of range of the strikes.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are getting on the fighters' backs, as the pace has dropped off in the last minute or so.
Mint throws a looping overhand right but Uuu ducks down to avoid it.
Uuu doesn't fully commit to the body shot counter.
A big left from Mint misses.
Mint misses with a looping right.
Uuu let fly with a counter punch to the body but it didn't land.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Nice defenses there by Mint.

And that's the end of the fight!
Harris Mint showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Mint has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1 round of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Damien Edna scores the fight 10:9
Judge Donatello Bradman scores the fight 10:9
Judge Ron Honeybunn scores the fight 10:9

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Harris Mint!