PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Kyle Cobra (ranked 770 p4p, 546 weight class) and HL Mencken (ranked 93 p4p, 76 weight class). There are an array of beautiful celebrities at ringside tonight! I wonder if any of them paid for their tickets.

Cobra
vs
Mencken

195 cm
32
270
24 - 6 - 0

195 cm
40
261
38 - 15 - 0

Good wrestling
Solid boxing
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
World class MT
Heavy handed

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 24 - 6 - 0, fighting out of London, Kyle Cobra!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 38 - 15 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, HL Mencken!
The judges for this bout are Yukihiro Yamamoto, Taro Takaoka and Tatsuya Matsuyama.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Mencken throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Cobra throws a big shot that misses.
Mencken ducks under a wild hook from Cobra.
Cobra misses with a shot to the body
and Mencken finishes the little exchange by landing a big kick to the body.
Cobra throws a right and a left that Mencken avoids nicely.
Cobra has been working on his boxing with his coaches at JAG Battle Gym in the buildup to the fight.
Mencken throws a feint and then finishes with a kick to the body.
Mencken thows a body kick. Cobra tries to catch it but that hurt him.
Cobra is breathing heavily.
Cobra throws a body shot but no joy.
A jab from Mencken finds it's way through Cobra's defenses.

It looks like Kyle Cobra has been cut.
Nice body kick there by Mencken.
Mencken jabs Cobra right on the nose. Cobra blinks but takes it well.
Mencken darts in and lands a big hook, right on the button! Cobra's legs crumble underneath him as he falls to the canvas! The ref tackles Mencken before he gets to land any more shots to his stricken foe.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:44 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). HL Mencken!
HL Mencken is the new heavyweight champion!
A relieved looking HL Mencken thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.