PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Joey The Dumbass (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Fiodor Stavrov (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). The Dumbass's entrance music is Gonna Make You Sweat (Everybody Dance Now). A fine choice. Joey The Dumbass has the edge in experience - let's see if he can make that count tonight.

The Dumbass
vs
Stavrov

198 cm
19
255 lbs
5 - 1 - 0

188 cm
23
224 lbs
3 - 1 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Counter striker
Good chin

BJJ Purple Belt
Decent boxing
Solid chin

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 5 - 1 - 0, fighting out of London, Joey The Dumbass!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 1 - 0, fighting out of London, Fiodor Stavrov!
The judges for this bout are James Atkins, Colin Fotheringham and James Glass.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

The Dumbass shoots in and bounces Stavrov off the cage to secure the takedown into guard.
Stavrov keeping full guard, as The Dumbass tries to pass.
The Dumbass passes Stavrov's left leg - he's now in half guard.

The Dumbass is looking for submissions but instead, Stavrov has regained full guard.
Stavrov looking for a sweep. Not yet Stavrov, not yet.
Stavrov controls The Dumbass momentarily but The Dumbass frees himself.
Stavrov is trying to stand up but he's not managed so far.

Stavrov pushes The Dumbass off for just long enough to get back to his feet. Very athletic spring there.
Stavrov lands a jab to the head.

That's one minute gone in the round.
The Dumbass fails miserably with a takedown attempt.
The Dumbass tries to clinch but Stavrov is having none of it.
The Dumbass uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Stavrov.
The Dumbass misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Stavrov.
Stavrov throws a right hand that The Dumbass ducks under and follows up with a left that The Dumbass also avoids with ease.
Stavrov misses with a few strikes there.
Stavrov scores with a punch to the head.
Good exchange - Stavrov coming out on top.
Stavrov punishes The Dumbass's body with a nice straight punch.
The Dumbass dodges the punch combination from Stavrov.
The Dumbass misses with a takedown attempt. He shot from a bit too far out.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Stavrov will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
The Dumbass thows a body shot but no joy.
Stavrov looks to land a combination but The Dumbass avoids it well.
Stavrov fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Stavrov dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
The Dumbass is breathing heavily.
Nice defenses there by The Dumbass.
Left hook, right uppercut from Stavrov.
Stavrov with a body punch. A glancing blow.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Stavrov scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
Stavrov misses with a hook.
Stavrov misses with a straight left.
The Dumbass showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Stavrov.
The Dumbass misses with a takedown attempt - Stavrov sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Joey The Dumbass. That's going to take a lot out of him.
The Dumbass fails with the takedown.
Stavrov scores with a nice looking left hook and follows it up with an uppercut!

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The Dumbass uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Stavrov.
Fiodor Stavrov is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Stavrov throws an overhand right that lands on The Dumbass's shoulder, as The Dumbass tries to avoid the shot.
Stavrov throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Horrible takedown by The Dumbass or perhaps it was just good defense by Stavrov which made him look bad.
Horrible takedown by The Dumbass or perhaps it was just good defense by Stavrov which made him look bad.
Stavrov throws a shot to the body.
The Dumbass slips a jab and a cross from Stavrov.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
The Dumbass uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Stavrov.
Stavrov connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Fiodor Stavrov dominated that round.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!

The Dumbass tries to clinch but Stavrov is having none of it.
Fiodor Stavrov seems to be getting the better of the standup.
The Dumbass tries for a takedown but Stavrov sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
Stavrov Rushes The Dumbass and starts throwing punches like they are going out of style! The Dumbass is up against the cage and has nowhere to go. Stavrov Piles on the pressure and The Dumbass crumples to the floor! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:16 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Fiodor Stavrov!