PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a featherweight kickboxing rules bout between Android Kickerbutt (ranked 3183 p4p, 4234 weight class) and Rahim Lahim (ranked 331 p4p, 421 weight class). Android Kickerbutt is staring across the ring at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.

Kickerbutt
vs
Lahim

225 cm
25
153
0 - 1 - 0

150 cm
25
130
1 - 1 - 0

Great elbows
Very strong

Solid Muay Thai
Solid chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Android Kickerbutt!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 1 - 0, fighting out of London, Rahim Lahim!
The judges for this bout are Don Winkell, Jack Bonds and Timothy Bukovac.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Kickerbutt clinches.
Lahim looks really tired already! That doesn't bode well for a good, competitive fight!
Lahim fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Lahim looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
A frustrated look appears on Lahim's face as he tries to break the clinch.
Both fighters working to control the clinch.
Lahim blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Kickerbutt putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has Lahim in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.
Kickerbutt lands an elbow just above Lahim 's eye.
Nice elbow from Kickerbutt.

It looks like Rahim Lahim has been cut.
A real battle for position is taking place between these two warriors.
Kickerbutt with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Kickerbutt connects with a nasty looking knee right to Lahim's face.
Kickerbutt landing knees to the body.
Kickerbutt lands a knee to the head.
A battle for position here, against the ropes.
Kickerbutt has a couple of punches blocked by Lahim.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Kickerbutt with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Kickerbutt connects with a knee to the head.
Kickerbutt comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.

Kickerbutt breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.

That's one minute gone in the round.

The fight moves into the clinch position.
Kickerbutt using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Lahim has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Kickerbutt unloads a knee to the mid-section.
Kickerbutt lands an elbow just above Lahim 's eye.
Kickerbutt scores a nice knee to the body.
Kickerbutt connects with a nasty looking knee right to Lahim's face.
Good anti-grappling being displayed by Lahim as Kickerbutt tries to tie him up.
Kickerbutt scores with a knee to the head.
Kickerbutt lands a knee to the head.
Kickerbutt is looking to control Lahim's arms but Lahim gets an underhook and turns him. Now Kickerbutt has his back to the ropes.
Lahim should think about turning a few of those tyres round his middle into muscle if he wants people to take him seriously as an athlete.
Kickerbutt tries to land a knee to the head but Lahim blocks with his arms.
Kickerbutt landing some nice looking knees to the body.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Kickerbutt tries to break the clinch but Lahim is controlling the position.
Kickerbutt really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Kickerbutt is trying to slow down the pace of the fight but Lahim is keeping busy.
Kickerbutt with a knee to the head.
Kickerbutt looks to be in better condition than last time we saw him fight. Obviously he's been working hard on his cardio.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Kickerbutt tries to throw a body punch but Lahim avoids it by throwing Kickerbutt back against the ropes.
Both guys are working to get underhooks.
Kickerbutt lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
Kickerbutt misses with a knee to the head.
Kickerbutt connects with a knee to the head.
Nice elbow from Kickerbutt.
Kickerbutt misses with a hook from the clinch.
Kickerbutt lands a knee to the head.

That has opened up Rahim Lahim's cut even more.
Nice elbow from Kickerbutt.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Lahim.
A head punch on the inside from Lahim fails to land.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Kickerbutt trying to control the position but instead, Lahim has worked for underhooks and has pushed Kickerbutt into the ropes.
Kickerbutt misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Lahim.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Android Kickerbutt dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Rahim Lahim's cut.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!

Kickerbutt closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the ropes.
Kickerbutt misses with a knee to the head.
Kickerbutt lands a nice knee to the body.
Kickerbutt tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Lahim's elbow.
Kickerbutt with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
Kickerbutt throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Lahim blocks it with crossed arms.
Kickerbutt lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
Kickerbutt lands a knee to the body.
Kickerbutt connects with a nasty looking knee right to Lahim's face.
Kickerbutt looking to stall.
Lahim blocks an uppercut.
Kickerbutt creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Lahim's defenses.
Kickerbutt scores with a knee to the head.

Lahim is rocked!
Lahim is breathing heavily.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Kickerbutt lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
Lahim is still on wobbly legs! Can Kickerbutt finish him?

The cut above Rahim Lahim's eye is starting to cause him problems now.
Kickerbutt is trying to slow down the pace in the clinch, to catch his breath.
Kickerbutt lands a knee to the body.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A knee to the head by Kickerbutt.
Kickerbutt misses with the head strike.
Kickerbutt is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the ropes.
Kickerbutt is trying to slow down the pace of the fight but Lahim is keeping busy.
Kickerbutt wants to stall.
Kickerbutt scores with a knee to the head.
Kickerbutt with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Kickerbutt throws a punch but it's blocked by Lahim.
Lahim is trying to maintain a safe position but Kickerbutt gets an underhook and turns Lahim into the ropes.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A knee to the head by Kickerbutt.
Lahim struggles to land a body shot inside as Kickerbutt controls his hands.
Kickerbutt lands an elbow inside that Lahim shrugs off.
Kickerbutt doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Lahim takes a knee to the side of the body.
Lahim blocks an uppercut.
Kickerbutt lands an elbow inside.

Rahim Lahim's cut is absolute horrible now. This looks like something out of a horror film with blood covering both fighters.
Kickerbutt with a knee to the head.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Kickerbutt with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Kickerbutt landing knees to the head.
Kickerbutt is trying to maintain a safe position but Lahim gets an underhook and turns Kickerbutt into the ropes.
Kickerbutt misses with the head strike.
Kickerbutt lands a knee to the body.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Android Kickerbutt dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Rahim Lahim's cut.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action. This is the final round!

Kickerbutt closes the distance and clinches.
Lahim seems to have recovered his senses.
Kickerbutt with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Lahim avoiding damage as Kickerbutt throws knees to the body.
Lahim gets through Kickerbutt's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Kickerbutt throws a punch but it's blocked by Lahim.
Kickerbutt tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Kickerbutt throws a knee to the head but misses.
Lahim is trying to slow down the pace in the clinch, to catch his breath.
Kickerbutt is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
Kickerbutt lands a nice elbow.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Kickerbutt tries to circle away but Lahim has him pinned against the ropes.
Kickerbutt scores with a knee to the head.
Lahim takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Kickerbutt tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Knees to the body from Kickerbutt.
Kickerbutt lands a knee to the head.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Kickerbutt looking to throw knees to the head but Lahim is blocking nicely.
Rahim Lahim has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!

That's one minute gone in the round.
Kickerbutt misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Lahim.
Kickerbutt lands a good knee to the midsection. Lahim won't want to take too many of those.
Kickerbutt working Lahim over with knees to the body.
Kickerbutt is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
Android Kickerbutt has scored more points in the clinch so far.
Kickerbutt creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Lahim's defenses.
Kickerbutt has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Kickerbutt lands a damaging elbow.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Kickerbutt.
Kickerbutt is working hard here but doesn't seem to be able to control effectively, up against the ropes.
Kickerbutt has Lahim pressed against the ropes, preventing Lahim from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
Kickerbutt is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Lahim is defending well for now.
Lahim misses with a punch to the body.
Lahim avoiding damage as Kickerbutt throws knees to the body.
Kickerbutt tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Kickerbutt is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Lahim can do to turn this around?
Kickerbutt connects with a nasty looking knee right to Lahim's face.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Lahim misses with a hook from the clinch.
Kickerbutt connects with a nasty looking knee right to Lahim's face.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Kickerbutt tries to stall but Lahim uses the opportunity to gain a better position.
A knee to the head by Kickerbutt.
Kickerbutt tries to circle away but Lahim has him pinned against the ropes.
Kickerbutt lands a knee to the head.
Kickerbutt working Lahim over with knees to the body.
Kickerbutt looking to slow down the pace here.
Lahim prevents a body shot from Kickerbutt.
Lahim blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Lahim creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
Kickerbutt lands a knee to the head.
Kickerbutt blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Kickerbutt looking to stall.
Kickerbutt unloads a knee to the mid-section. Lahim lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.

And that's the end of the fight!
Android Kickerbutt showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Kickerbutt has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Don Winkell scores the fight 30:24
Judge Jack Bonds scores the fight 30:24
Judge Timothy Bukovac scores the fight 30:24

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Android Kickerbutt!
An out of breath Android Kickerbutt thanked his loyal fans in his post fight interview, giving them credit for his success over the course of his career.