PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Turbo Epicity (ranked 1890 p4p, 2533 weight class) and Jock Langdon (ranked 272 p4p, 361 weight class). Chooooooooon! I think Epicity might be my favorite fighter, now he's come out to Life In The Fast Lane. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Epicity
vs
Langdon

185 cm
39
177
30 - 14 - 2

187 cm
23
184
4 - 2 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
Excellent boxer
Powerful

Conquer
HELLS BALLS RECOVERY

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 30 - 14 - 2, fighting out of Las Vegas, Turbo Epicity!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 4 - 2 - 0, fighting out of New York, Jock Langdon!
The judges for this bout are Yuuki Gou, Tatsuya Matsuyama and Yukihiro Shimada.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Nice cross by Langdon.
Langdon loads up on a big right hand but Epicity slips the punch.
Epicity thinks about countering with a head kick.
Langdon throws a body shot but no joy.
It appears Epicity was looking to counter with a kick there.
Epicity takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
Epicity misses with a low kick.
Langdon takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Langdon takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Epicity looks to score with a jab to the body but Langdon is just out of range.
A little jabbing left from Langdon on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
Jab, jab by Epicity - just one landing.
Epicity fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Epicity throws an overhand right that lands on Langdon's shoulder, as Langdon tries to avoid the shot.
Langdon jabs. That one connects to the head of his opponent.
Epicity definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Langdon scores with a jab to the jaw.
Epicity displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Langdon throws out the jab.
Epicity is looking to counter with a shot to the body.
Epicity keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Epicity misses with a head kick.
Epicity uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Langdon.
Langdon displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Epicity throws out the jab.
A swing and a miss from Epicity.
Epicity drops his hands momentarily and Langdon takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
Epicity takes one to the chin there.
Langdon thows a left - swing and a miss!
Epicity lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Epicity throws a lazy uppercut
and Langdon counters with a right hand to the body.
Langdon throws a poor cross that misses
and Epicity makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Langdon throws a lazy uppercut
and Epicity counters with a low kick, right behind Langdon 's knee.
Langdon throws a left and a right that both miss
and Epicity counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Langdon connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Langdon connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Langdon takes a swing at Epicity's ribcage but misses.
Epicity leaves Langdon with his face pressed against the mat as he sprawls beautifully, defending against a solid takedown attempt.
Epicity thows a leg kick but Langdon checks it
and Langdon cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Langdon walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
Langdon connects with a good right hand that stumbles Epicity. Epicity circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
Langdon takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Epicity fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Langdon manages to avoid it.
Epicity cracks Langdon with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
A big right from Langdon misses.
Epicity keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Langdon is landing a lot of head punches in this opening round! Epicity had better start moving his head a bit unless he wants his face to turn into pâté.
Langdon waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Epicity.
Langdon takes one to the side of the head.
Epicity ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Epicity uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Langdon.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Langdon misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Epicity.
Epicity throws a right high kick that is partially blocked by Langdon.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Langdon takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Epicity throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Epicity waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Langdon.
Epicity staying out of range there.
Langdon misses with a looping right.
Epicity connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Langdon momentarily.
Langdon throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
It appears Epicity was looking to counter with a kick there.
Epicity takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that Turbo Epicity will probably get the nod.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.

Epicity misses with a hook.
Langdon scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
Langdon lands with a shot to the body.
Epicity throws a jab when Langdon was well out of range.
Langdon lands with a hook. Epicity tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Epicity slips a jab from Langdon.
Langdon takes a shot right to the bread basket.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Epicity fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Langdon throws a hook to the side of Epicity's head but Epicity sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
A head kick by Epicity misses
and Epicity takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Epicity takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Langdon takes one to the side of the head.
Epicity throws a body shot but no joy.
Langdon throws a jab but it's blocked by Epicity.
Epicity misses with a hook. Langdon ducked under it nicely.
Epicity throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Langdon rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Epicity makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
A jab from Epicity misses.
Langdon scores with a nice right hand.
Langdon lands a nice shot that snaps Epicity's head back.
Epicity connects with a body shot that sends Langdon's belly button to the back.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A big left from Epicity misses.
Langdon looks to land a right hand but Epicity moved out of range.
Langdon takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
Turbo Epicity is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Epicity connects with a body shot.
Langdon moves out of range of the body kick.
Epicity scores with a jab. Langdon acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
Langdon looks to score with a jab to the body but Epicity is just out of range.
Langdon just manages to avoid a counter high kick fromEpicity.
Epicity keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Jock Langdon seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Epicity has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Epicity there as he acknowledges the shot.
Turbo Epicity is winning the standup battle so far.
Epicity tries a head kick but it misses.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Langdon throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Langdon rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Epicity counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Langdon doesn't succeed with the takedown
and Epicity counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Langdon misses with a body punch
and Epicity counters with a thumping low kick.
Langdon tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Epicity was well out of range. Poor timing from Langdon.
Epicity keeps Langdon at a distance using the push kick.
Epicity throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Nice cross by Langdon.
Epicity walks into a stiff left hand from Langdon.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Langdon misses with a body punch
enabling Epicity to counter with a crisp jab.
Langdon avoids the body shot from Epicity.
Epicity works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Epicity connects with the punch.

Langdon is rocked!
Epicity cracks Langdon with a left hook right on the temple and Langdon goes down! He's out! Referee! Stop the fight! Epicity lands a few more punches before the dopey ref steps in - hopefully Langdon is OK!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:34 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Turbo Epicity!
Turbo Epicity took some time post fight to say the following; 'I'm thrilled to get my hand raised by Herb Dean. There's always a chance he lets you die in here, so pulling off the win feels amazing. I'd like to thank my sponsors, HELLS BALLS RECOVERY and CONQUER, for their unwavering support. They're amazing. See you guys soon!'.