PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between William Shitlord (ranked 1993 p4p, 4237 weight class) and PillowHands McGraw (ranked 280 p4p, 503 weight class). I can't wait for this one - let's get the fighter introductions out of the way and get this one started!

Shitlord
vs
McGraw

186 cm
28
177
7 - 4 - 0

200 cm
21
185
4 - 0 - 0

Decent wrestler
Excellent MT
Granite chin

Good wrestler
Dangerous knees
Good gas tank

Urban Fighter
Conquer

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 7 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, William Shitlord!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 4 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, PillowHands McGraw!
The judges for this bout are Fedor Mirinova, Igor Prikhodko and Ivan Kurochkin.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
McGraw takes one on the button.
Shitlord uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
We've been hearing reports that Shitlord has been drilling takedowns in recent sessions so let's see if that has an impact on the result of this fight.
Shitlord takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.

Shitlord moves into the clinch.
Shitlord tries to land knees in the clinch but McGraw avoids the damage to the body.
McGraw misses with a punch to the body.
McGraw tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
A knee to the head by McGraw.
Shitlord taking a breather.
McGraw with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
McGraw gets underhooks to prevent Shitlord's takedown attempt.
McGraw is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
Shitlord is looking for a takedown.
Shitlord working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Shitlord lands a body punch in the clinch.
McGraw is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Shitlord is defending well for now.
McGraw with a knee to the head.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
McGraw missing with knees to the body.
McGraw blocking some punches.
Shitlord blocks the elbow strike.
Shitlord pushes McGraw back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Shitlord tries a body shot but McGraw blocks it.
McGraw swings wildly with an uppercut but Shitlord uses good head movement to avoid it.
Shitlord misses with an elbow over the top.
McGraw lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
McGraw is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Shitlord is defending well for now.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Shitlord.
McGraw with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
Shitlord is clearly stalling here... Pick up the pace son.
McGraw landing some nice looking knees to the body.
McGraw missing with knees to the body.
Shitlord with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
McGraw throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Shitlord blocks it with crossed arms.
Shitlord throws a punch but it's blocked by McGraw.
Shitlord tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
McGraw lands with a light punch inside.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Shitlord misses with a punch on the inside.
McGraw has been looking to improve his clinch game in recent weeks. Shitlord seems to have the measure of him in the clinch so far, so let's see if McGraw can turn it around.
Shitlord leaning against his opponent.
McGraw throws a knee to the head but misses.
Shitlord prevents a body shot from McGraw.
McGraw swings wildly with an uppercut but Shitlord uses good head movement to avoid it.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Shitlord avoiding damage as McGraw throws knees to the body.
McGraw throws a punch but it's blocked by Shitlord.
Shitlord is looking to control McGraw's arms but McGraw gets an underhook and turns him. Now Shitlord has his back to the cage.
McGraw blocks a punch to the side of the head.
McGraw lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
McGraw misses with a punch on the inside.
Shitlord misses with a hook to the ribs.
Shitlord's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Shitlord tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
McGraw tries to land a knee to the head but Shitlord blocks with his arms.
Shitlord lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Shitlord lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Shitlord on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
McGraw lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Shitlord is looking to take this one to the mat.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for William Shitlord. That's going to take a lot out of him.

Shitlord works for the underhooks and manages to get a trip takedown into guard.
Shitlord with a flurry of punches that miss.
Shitlord is stalling in the full guard.
Shitlord working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Shitlord throws a big right hand that misses.
Shitlord trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
The referee must be thinking about standing these guys back up.
Shitlord is just sitting in guard, looking to avoid any submissions.

The referee has decided to stand the fighters back up, so we'll restart on the feet.
Shitlord is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by McGraw.
McGraw misses with a body kick.
Shitlord scores with a jab.
McGraw throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Shitlord sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Shitlord moves in looking to clinch but McGraw pushes him off.
McGraw throws out a counter right but Shitlord avoids it with no problem.
William Shitlord seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
McGraw misses with the combination.
McGraw throws a hook but Shitlord blocks it.
McGraw takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
A chopping leg kick lands by Shitlord.
Shitlord stalks McGraw and leaps in with a furious combination of punches. Uppercuts and crosses smash into McGraw's face. McGraw staggers backwards, shaken.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but PillowHands McGraw will probably get the nod.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!

A telegraphed right hand from McGraw misses the target.

Shitlord moves into range and clinches up with McGraw.
McGraw prevents the takedown attempt.
McGraw lands with a left to the head.
PillowHands McGraw seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.
McGraw lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Shitlord is looking for a takedown up against the cage. McGraw gets underhooks though and prevents the takedown attempt.
Shitlord drops to a knee looking for a takedown but McGraw gets the underhooks and prevents it.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for William Shitlord. That's going to take a lot out of him.
McGraw with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
Shitlord taking a breather.
Shitlord blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
McGraw throws a punch but it's blocked by Shitlord.
Shitlord misses with a punch to the body.
McGraw trying to land knees to the body.
McGraw scores with a shoulder strike.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, McGraw just misses with a elbow thrown towards Shitlord's brow.
Shitlord tries to throw a body punch but McGraw avoids it by throwing Shitlord back against the cage.

That's one minute gone in the round.
McGraw lands a shoulder strike.
Shitlord throws a head punch that misses.
McGraw tries a knee to the head but Shitlord blocks it.
McGraw digs a right hand into Shitlord's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Shitlord's gas tank.
McGraw looking to throw knees to the head but Shitlord is blocking nicely.
Shitlord trying to control the position but instead, McGraw has worked for underhooks and has pushed Shitlord into the cage.
Shitlord blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Shitlord tried to land a shot to the body but connects with McGraw's elbow.

McGraw breaks from the clinch.
Shitlord tries to clinch but McGraw is having none of it.

Shitlord pushes McGraw up against the cage in a clinch.
McGraw putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has Shitlord in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.
McGraw blocks a body shot from Shitlord.
McGraw looking to throw knees to the head but Shitlord is blocking nicely.
Shitlord takes a knee to the side of the body.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Shitlord takes a knee right on the jaw!
Both guys are working to get underhooks.
Shitlord has dropped down and is looking to force the takedown but it's defended by McGraw after a bit of a struggle.
McGraw crunches a lovely knee into Shitlord's ribcage.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
McGraw misses with an elbow over the top.
McGraw lands an elbow just above Shitlord 's eye.
A head punch blocked on the inside by McGraw.
McGraw blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Shitlord avoids a wild elbow strike from McGraw.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for McGraw.
McGraw working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Shitlord has McGraw pressed up against the cage and is working for takedown. McGraw manages to improve position though and keeps the fight standing.
Shitlord takes an elbow to the temple.
McGraw unloads a knee to the mid-section.
Shitlord tries to throw a body punch but McGraw avoids it by throwing Shitlord back against the cage.
McGraw lands a nice uppercut.
McGraw lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
McGraw lands a good knee to the midsection. Shitlord won't want to take too many of those.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
A quick uppercut on the inside from McGraw.

McGraw breaks the clinch.
Shitlord tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Shitlord lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but McGraw circles away quickly and effectively.
Shitlord throws a lazy uppercut
and McGraw counters with a straight right hand.
Shitlord moves into range and connects with a jab.
McGraw lands with a cross.

Shitlord is rocked!
McGraw misses with an uppercut. Shitlord saw that one coming.
William Shitlord is winning the standup battle so far.
Shitlord checks the leg kick nicely there.
A swing and a miss from McGraw.
Shitlord moves out of range of the body kick.
Shitlord is looking to clinch.
Shitlord moves out of range as McGraw strikes.
McGraw tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
McGraw swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
McGraw tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Shitlord was well out of range. Poor timing from McGraw.
Shitlord is looking to counter punch.
McGraw uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Shitlord.

McGraw clinches.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Shitlord blocking some punches.
McGraw blocks an uppercut.
McGraw blocks an uppercut.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. McGraw obliges.
McGraw blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Shitlord is working on a leg, looking for a takedown but McGraw is defending well.
A head punch on the inside from Shitlord fails to land.
McGraw lands with a left to the head.
Shitlord misses with a punch on the inside.
McGraw is leaning against Shitlord and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Shitlord takes a shot to the head.
McGraw misses with some punches.
McGraw tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Shitlord goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

PillowHands McGraw showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
That's time! Shitlord's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight. This is the final round!

A big right from Shitlord misses.
McGraw throws a jab but it's blocked by Shitlord.
McGraw connects with a single shot there.
McGraw showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Shitlord.
McGraw tries to counter with a clinch but Shitlord shakes him off and moves away.
Shitlord misses the jab.
Shitlord clobbers McGraw with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.

McGraw moves into the clinch.
McGraw throws a knee to the head but misses.
McGraw lands a hook that snaps the head of Shitlord backwards.
Both fighters working to control the clinch.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
McGraw scores a nice knee to the body.
McGraw using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Shitlord has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Shitlord takes a shot to the head.
McGraw pushes Shitlord back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Shitlord lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Still in the clinch, McGraw scores with a nice short uppercut.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.

That's one minute gone in the round.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for McGraw.
McGraw avoids the elbow strike from Shitlord, against the cage.
A battle for position here, against the cage.
McGraw softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
McGraw lands with a short shot to the head.
McGraw has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
McGraw creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Shitlord's defenses.
Oh Shitlord is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!

It looks like William Shitlord has been cut.
Knees in the clinch landing for McGraw.
McGraw lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Shitlord misses with a body punch.
Shitlord seems to have got his legs back now.
McGraw tries to throw a body punch but Shitlord avoids it by throwing McGraw back against the cage.
McGraw lands an elbow just above Shitlord 's eye.
McGraw working some nice short punches in the clinch.
McGraw pushes Shitlord back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
McGraw unloads a knee to the mid-section. Shitlord lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
McGraw scores with an uppercut up the middle.
McGraw lands a big right hand that drops Shitlord! The killer instinct kicks in and McGraw finishes his opponent with a series of strikes from mount. A dominating finish by McGraw!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:55 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). PillowHands McGraw!
A very excited looking PillowHands McGraw made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.