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PBP Commentary |
Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Stinky Armpits (ranked 2768 p4p, 5633 weight class) and Tex Jackson (ranked 348 p4p, 545 weight class). Armpits's entrance music is Side to Side. A fine choice. I don't know about you partner, but I'm pumped for this one!
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BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent MT
Cardio machine |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Stinky Armpits!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 3 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Tex Jackson!
The judges for this bout are Tarja Halkonen, Anni Minnemäki and Marco Blurström.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Armpits lands a nice hook to Jackson's body. Jackson takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Armpits clinches up with Jackson and pushes him back against the cage.
Armpits breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Armpits has Jackson up against the cage in a clinch.
Jackson is looking to take this one to the mat.
Armpits pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Armpits stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
Armpits lands a lovely overhand right.
Jackson looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Armpits has closed the distance and engaged Jackson in a clinch.
Armpits breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Jackson throws a body kick, spinning off balance
and Armpits counters with a nice uppercut.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Armpits throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
We've been told by Armpits's head coaches at Andy's Sweaty Men Junior that he's been working on his takedown defense in preparation for this fight.
Tex Jackson seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Armpits rushes Jackson and presses him up against the cage.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Armpits lands with a right to the head.
Armpits lands a left hand.
Jackson missing with knees to the body.
Armpits digs a right hand underneath Jackson's ribcage. Jackson let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Armpits breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Jackson fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Armpits, pushing him back against the cage.
Armpits keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Jackson's efforts to push away.
Jackson fails to pull guard.
A body shot lands from Armpits.
Jackson tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Armpits's elbow.
Jackson wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Jackson just leaning against Armpits, taking a breather.
Armpits breaks from the clinch.
Armpits drives through and clinches with Jackson against the cage.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Armpits breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Jackson misses with a takedown attempt
enabling Armpits to counter with a crisp jab.
Stinky Armpits has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Tex Jackson.
Jackson throws a poor cross that misses
and Armpits counters with a nice body shot.
Jackson looks winded!
This has been an exciting period of action!
Jackson closes the distance looking to clinch
and Armpits counters with a straight right hand.
Armpits darts in and clinches Jackson up against the cage.
Jackson tries to pull guard but Armpits holds him up against the cage and eventually Jackson drops back down to his feet.
Armpits blocking some punches.
Armpits breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Jackson is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Armpits appears to be looking for a counter punch to the body.
Armpits gets in close and instigates a clinch.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Armpits escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Jackson tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Jackson turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Armpits scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
Jackson wants to clinch.
Jackson throws a lazy head kick
and Armpits connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Jackson tries for a takedown but Armpits circles away easily
and Jackson takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
We've been informed that Jackson has been working hard on his conditioning in the buildup to the fight.
Armpits keeps the fight on the outside.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Jackson closes the distance and clinches up with Armpits, looking for a takedown. Jackson pushes Armpits against the cage but Armpits circles to the side and manages to break the clinch.
Jackson tries to score a power double leg takedown but Armpits sees that one coming and sprawls well. That will dishearten Jackson somewhat.
Armpits has closed the distance and engaged Jackson in a clinch.
Armpits's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Decent striking displayed by Armpits there.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Jackson wants to clinch
and Armpits connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Armpits rushes Jackson and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.
Armpits throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Stinky Armpits dominated that round.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!
Armpits connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Jackson momentarily.
Armpits clinches up with Jackson and pushes him back against the cage.
Armpits breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Jackson closes the distance and clinches up with Armpits, looking for a takedown. Jackson pushes Armpits against the cage but Armpits circles to the side and manages to break the clinch.
Armpits throwing a counter right hand but Jackson manages to avoid it.
Jackson doesn't succeed with the takedown
and Armpits counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Armpits moves into the clinch.
Armpits breaks the clinch.
Jackson takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Armpits moves into range and clinches up with Jackson.
Good body shot from Armpits.
Armpits lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Jackson is breathing heavily.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Armpits breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Jackson tries to clinch up
and Armpits counters with a nice right hand that sends Jackson toppling to the canvas! Jackson scrambles and gets back to his feet - can Armpits finish him?!
Jackson is rocked!
That's one minute gone in the round.
Armpits lands a brutal uppercut that launches Jackson off his feet! Jackson tumbles to the floor, barely conscious - the referee jumps in to save him from a beating! Wow, what an ending!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:19 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Stinky Armpits!
In his post fight interview, Stinky Armpits started talking himself up. Luckily his charisma kept the crowd on side and gave him a good reception.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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FIGHT
RATING
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