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PBP Commentary |
Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Anssi Randi (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Fat Bastard (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Randi comes to the cage accompanied by DMX - Party Up. There are an array of beautiful celebrities at ringside tonight! I wonder if any of them paid for their tickets.
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305 lbs
10 - 1 - 0 |
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225 cm
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300 lbs
4 - 1 - 1 |
BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent boxer
Cardio machine |
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BJJ White Belt
Decent boxing
Heavy handed |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
10 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Anssi Randi!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
4 - 1 - 1, fighting out of Las Vegas, Fat Bastard!
The judges for this bout are Summer Carpenter, Damien Edna and Steve Erwin.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Bastard looks to score with a jab to the body but Randi is just out of range.
Bastard swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Randi throws a right and a left that Bastard avoids nicely.
Bastard looks to throw the jab but Randi is out of range.
Bastard misses the shot to the body.
Randi scoring well with a low kick there.
Randi fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
Bastard walks straight into a right hand from Randi - that's dropped him! Randi jumps into mount and starts pounding away - can he finish?! More strikes go undefended and the referee has to dive in to save Bastard from any more punishment! Bastard complains about the stoppage but falls over as he tries to stand back up, so it was clearly a good stoppage.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:18 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punches). Anssi Randi!
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energy
A | B |
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hype
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pop
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mgr
A | B |
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FIGHT
RATING
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