PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Satan Nosferatu (ranked 1333 p4p, 1574 weight class) and William Mckean (ranked 156 p4p, 183 weight class). Satan Nosferatu has a significant reach advantage - let's see if he can make it count.

Nosferatu
vs
Mckean

225 cm
26
288
7 - 5 - 0

195 cm
26
280
5 - 6 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Lethal high kicks
Very strong

Decent wrestler
Decent knees
Determined

EL ZOIDO FEEBLE FIGHTWEAR

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 7 - 5 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Satan Nosferatu!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 5 - 6 - 0, fighting out of The Island, William Mckean!
The judges for this bout are Michael Johnstone, Bart Greer and Winston Alpacca.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Mckean takes a head kick and keeps coming.

It looks like William Mckean has been cut.
Nosferatu throws a head kick that misses.
Mckean moves out of range of the body kick from Nosferatu.
Nosferatu throws out a leg kick but Mckean moves out of range and Nosferatu only half commits.
Mckean displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Nosferatu throws out the jab.
Nosferatu lands a jab to the head.
Nosferatu gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Mckean.
Mckean blocks a low kick nicely.
Mckean throws out a counter right but Nosferatu avoids it with no problem.
Both fighters circling a little - Nosferatu finishes the exchange with a kick to the body.
Nosferatu pulls out of a head kick attempt.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Mckean's jab looks to have found its range, popping Nosferatu under the eye.
Nosferatu throws a head kick but Mckean moves out of range.
Mckean misses with a looping right.
Mckean scores with a hook.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Nosferatu thuds a mid kick into his opponent's body. That will wear on Mckean if he has to take too many more of those.
Nosferatu uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Mckean has time to react.
Nosferatu closes the distance and lands a one-two.
Mckean throws a poor cross that misses
letting Nosferatu counter with a right hand.

That has opened up William Mckean's cut even more.
Nosferatu ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Nosferatu throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Mckean lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
A nice inside leg kick there by Nosferatu. That's going to slow Mckean down.
Nosferatu fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Mckean on the side of the head.
Nosferatu lands with a nice body punch.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Mckean waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Nosferatu.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Nosferatu misses with a low kick as Mckean jumps back.
Mckean looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Nosferatu really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Mckean takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Nosferatu attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
A solid body kick from Nosferatu.
A head kick misses from Nosferatu.
Nosferatu tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Mckean lands with a straight right. Nosferatu didn't see that one coming.
Mckean misses with a straight left.
Nosferatu moves into range and connects with a jab.
Nosferatu misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Nosferatu throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Nosferatu thumps Mckean with a low kick.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Mckean uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Nosferatu.
Mckean throws a hook to the side of Nosferatu's head but Nosferatu sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
A decent looking cross lands there for Nosferatu.
It looks like Nosferatu has been trying to sharpen up his punching technique, as it looks crisper than last time we saw him.
Mckean takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Mckean walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
Nosferatu tries to move into range but Mckean moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Mckean takes a head kick and keeps coming.
Mckean fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Nosferatu is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
A jab from Nosferatu finds it's way through Mckean's defenses.
Mckean throws a combination that misses
and Nosferatu counters with a leg kick.
Mckean swinging wildly here.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Nosferatu scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Nosferatu scores with a nice body kick.
Nosferatu connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Nosferatu fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
A solid leg kick lands there for Nosferatu.
Nosferatu thows a body kick. Mckean tries to catch it but that hurt him.
Nosferatu looks for the body kick but Mckean saw that one coming.
Mckean closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.

The cut above William Mckean's eye is starting to cause him problems now.
Good shot there by Nosferatu.
Nosferatu smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Satan Nosferatu dominated that round.
The cut man is working on William Mckean's cut.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!

Nosferatu cracks Mckean with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
Nosferatu lands with a thumping leg kick.
Mckean ducks under a wild hook from Nosferatu.
A punch lands to the side of Nosferatu 's head but he takes it in his stride.
A combination from Mckean does no damage.
Nosferatu is using his reach advantage well here, landing the more effective single shots from range.
Mckean misses with a straight right.
Mckean misses with a straight right.
Mckean takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Nosferatu misses with a body kick.
Nosferatu cracks Mckean with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
Nosferatu throws a leg kick which misses Mckean's front leg but catches the back leg as Mckean tries to avoid it.
Nosferatu lets loose with a powerful body kick. Mckean will feel that in the morning.
Mckean might want to mix his strikes up a bit more. He's just going for head shots at the moment and that can become a bit predictable.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Nosferatu throws a hook to the side of Mckean's head but Mckean sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Nosferatu throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Mckean on the side of the head.
Mckean misses with an uppercut.
Nosferatu moves out of range of the strikes.
A head kick from Nosferatu lands but Mckean takes it in his stride.
Nosferatu throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Mckean scores with a hook.
Nosferatu tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Nosferatu throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
Mckean has his head slapped from side to side by a 3 punch combination. That must have hurt him.
Nosferatu pulls out of a head kick attempt.
It seemed like Mckean was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Both these guys seem content to just stand up and trade with eachother but Mckean might want to think about changing up his gameplan a bit because over the course of the fight, Nosferatu has got the better of the exchanges.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Mckean looks to land a combination but Nosferatu avoids it well.
Nosferatu connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Nosferatu throws a nice outside leg kick.
Nosferatu ducks under a wild hook from Mckean.
Nosferatu misses with an uppercut.
As Nosferatu backs off Mckean throws a huge counter combo but Nosferatu manages to avoid it all.
Nosferatu scoring well with a low kick there.
Mckean checks a low kick from Nosferatu.
Nosferatu is looking to score with low kicks.
Mckean takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
Crunch! Nosferatu slams his shin into Mckean's torso.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Nosferatu.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Mckean! But no joy.
Nosferatu connects with a single shot there.

William Mckean's cut is absolute horrible now. This looks like something out of a horror film with blood covering both fighters.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Nosferatu throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Nosferatu moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Mckean moves out of range of the leg kick from Nosferatu.
Mckean looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Mckean avoids the head kick by Nosferatu.
Mckean looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Nosferatu throws a leg kick but Mckean sees it coming and moves out of range.
Mckean swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
A kick lands to the mid section there for Nosferatu.
Nosferatu attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
Mckean takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
Mckean misses with a straight left.
Nosferatu throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
A head kick misses from Nosferatu.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A nice combination there by Mckean.

It looks like Satan Nosferatu has been cut.
Mckean misses the jab.
Nosferatu thinks about countering with a body kick.
Nosferatu throws a head kick but Mckean moves out of range.
Satan Nosferatu is winning the standup battle so far.
Mckean throws a nice looking combination but Nosferatu bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Nosferatu half committed to a counter leg kick.
Satan Nosferatu seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Nosferatu throws a head kick that half lands.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Nosferatu fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Mckean checks it well.
Nosferatu tries to score with a low kick but Mckean moves his leg out of the way.
A nice inside leg kick there by Nosferatu. That's going to slow Mckean down.
Nosferatu scores with a spinning back kick!
Mckean avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
Mckean misses with a looping left.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Satan Nosferatu dominated that second round.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin! Ladies and gentlemen, this is the final round!

Mckean throws a combination that misses
and Nosferatu counters with a kick to the head that grazes his opponent. Mckean is lucky that one didn't land flush.
Nosferatu fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Mckean has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Nosferatu pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Nosferatu throws a leg kick but Mckean sees it coming and moves out of range.
Donk. Mckean catches Nosferatu right on the button with a cross.
Mckean misses with a hook.
Mckean's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Nosferatu jabs Mckean right on the nose. Mckean blinks but takes it well.
Nosferatu throws a sloppy head kick and Mckean moves out of range easily.
Mckean lets it all go there with a big combo counter but none of the punches connected.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Nosferatu takes one on the chin but seems OK.
Nosferatu takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
A thudding body kick lands there by Nosferatu!
Mckean looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Nosferatu misses with a body kick.
Nosferatu lands with a straight right. Mckean didn't see that one coming.
Nosferatu throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Nosferatu scores with a head kick.
Nosferatu throws a half hearted mid kick.
Both fighters circling a little - Nosferatu finishes the exchange with a kick to the body.
Mckean looks to throw the jab but Nosferatu is out of range.
Nosferatu tries to land a front kick but Mckean steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Mckean! But no joy.
Nosferatu with a hook.
Mckean on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Mckean throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Nosferatu sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Nosferatu misses with a low kick.
Nosferatu throws a nice outside leg kick.
Sloppy strikes from Mckean. Those never looked like landing.
Nosferatu tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Mckean throws out a counter right but Nosferatu avoids it with no problem.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Mckean stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Nosferatu.
A slow jab from Mckean misses its intended target.
Nosferatu connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Mckean's hands.
Mckean moves away from the strike by Nosferatu.
Mckean looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Nosferatu walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Mckean checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
Nosferatu throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Mckean is loading up here, looking for a big counter of his own.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Nosferatu throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
Mckean lands a jab.
Mckean checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
Nosferatu scores with a jab to the jaw.
Nosferatu connects with a leg kick.
Mckean throws a lazy uppercut
and Nosferatu counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work.

The referee calls the doctor in to look at William Mckean's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:42 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Satan Nosferatu!
Satan Nosferatu seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.