PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Dak Ishii (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Pimp Of Uberness (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Ishii comes to the cage accompanied by Insane in the membrane by Cypress Hill. Pimp Of Uberness will no doubt be trying to keep this one on the feet, where he has a distinct advantage.

Ishii
vs
Of Uberness

164 cm
25
137 lbs
9 - 5 - 0

164 cm
24
145 lbs
3 - 0 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Counter striker
KO power

Good takedowns
Decent boxing
Granite chin

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 9 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Dak Ishii!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Pimp Of Uberness!
The judges for this bout are Ren Mimura, Yuuki Gou and Shigeki Sano.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Ishii uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Uberness.
Ishii fails in his attempt to clinch.

Ishii shoots in for a takedown and gets it. Let's see what he's got on the mat.
Uberness is striking from the bottom but Ishii uses the opportunity to pass into half guard.
Uberness punching from the bottom.

Ishii is trying for a guillotine from the top but the pressure isn't in the right place so Uberness is just riding it out for now. Ishii eventually gives up the hold.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Uberness trying to control but Ishii postures up.

Uberness looking for submissions off his back.
Uberness gets full guard.
Uberness trying to strike off his back.
Both fighters really going for it on the ground here!

Uberness is looking for a triangle but Ishii pushes his legs off easily.
Uberness not looking particularly offensive just at the moment.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Ishii is trying to work a guillotine from the top, or something like that? Don't know how he thinks he's going to get a finish from there.
Ishii missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
Uberness keeping moving, preventing Ishii from controlling successfully.
Ishii is fighting to break Uberness's control of his arms but Uberness is doing a good job of controlling the position at the moment.

Ishii thinks about going for a leg but decides against it, in order to maintain the position.
Uberness utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
Ishii trying to control but Uberness is working from the bottom.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.

Well, the referee has seen enough. Neither fighter is active enough on the ground so he's stood them back up.
Uberness scores with a nice right hand.
A shot to de liver by Uberness. Beautiful body shot.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Uberness throws a shot from downtown. Ishii moves away and avoids it.
Uberness scores with a nice looking left hook and follows it up with an uppercut!
Uberness looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Uberness circles away from the clinch attempt.
Ishii takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Uberness throws a series of punches but Ishii moves out of range.
Ishii staying out of range there.

Ishii closes the distance and clinches.

Uberness pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Uberness tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Ishii was well out of range. Poor timing from Uberness.
Uberness displaying good standup as he scores with a three punch combination.
Ishii takes one on the chin but seems OK.

Ishii shoots in and scores a nice double leg takedown into half guard.
Uberness looks gassed!
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Uberness makes his way to full guard. A much better position for Uberness.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Uberness throwing some rather feeble looking strikes off his back.
Uberness keeping moving, preventing Ishii from controlling successfully.
Ishii throws a strike but Uberness rolls with it and manages to sweep. Now he's in guard on top.
Ishii doesn't do any damage with a couple of strikes from the bottom.

Ishii working for submissions but it's allowed Uberness to get to half guard.
Uberness thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed Ishii's head.
Uberness landing with strikes to the body and head, softening up his opponent.
Uberness takes advantage of the dominant position to land a couple of big hammer fists.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are starting to boo a lack of action.
Ishii avoiding damage under a succession of punches from Uberness.
Uberness lands strikes from half guard.
Uberness has freed up his trapped foot and advances to mount.
Ishii is looking to get to half guard.
Uberness punishing his opponent with strikes.
Ishii throwing hammer fists to the chest of Uberness. What's that going to do exactly?
Uberness scoring with some good ground and pound from mount here. Will he manage to finish Ishii?
Ishii is working to get back to half guard.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Ishii taking shots to the head.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Pimp Of Uberness dominated that round.
That's time! Ishii's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.

Nice defenses there by Ishii.
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from Ishii.
Pimp Of Uberness seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.

Uberness clinches.
Ishii is working hard here but doesn't seem to be able to control effectively, up against the cage.

Uberness escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Ishii keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Uberness missing with a left hand there. Ishii was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Ishii showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Uberness.
A punch combination from Uberness misses.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Ishii tries to clinch but Uberness is having none of it.
Uberness lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Ishii at a distance.
Uberness swinging wilding here.

Ishii shoots in for a takedown from distance. He catches Uberness napping and manages to drive through into side control!
Uberness is breathing heavily.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Uberness connects with an elbow from the bottom.
Uberness sneaks a leg under to get back to half guard.
The fighters are battling for position here. Uberness manages to regain full guard. Nice work.

Ishii thinks about going for a leg but decides against it, in order to maintain the position.
Ishii trying to control but Uberness is working from the bottom.
Ishii missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.

Ishii drops back looking for a heel hook - he quickly realises he's not going to get it but Uberness manages to dive on top of him before he can escape and now Ishii has Uberness in his guard.
Uberness makes a bit of distance and scores with some ground and pound, still in guard.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Uberness postures up and scores with a shot to the body and a follow up elbow to the head.

Ishii looking for submissions off his back, moving his hips, looking for an opening.
Uberness pushes down on Ishii's leg and manages to get into half guard.
Uberness prevents Ishii from improving his position.
Uberness has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.
Ishii is trying to defend against the ground and pound but Uberness scores with a couple of nice shots.
Uberness landing with strikes to the body and head, softening up his opponent.

Ishii is looking to sinch up a guillotine here but Uberness pulls his head out easily.
Nice strikes from Uberness there.
Ishii is not content to let Uberness control the position.
Uberness drops an elbow to the side of Ishii's head.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Uberness seems to be taking a bit of a break to think of his next move. He lands a short punch in the meantime.

Ishii looking for submissions off his back.

Ishii has guillotine here! It looks pretty tight! Could this be all over! No, Uberness escapes and passes into side control at the same time. Nice work there by Uberness!
Uberness cracks Ishii with an elbow. That is naaassty.
Ishii taking punishment in the form of punches.
Uberness is putting a hurting on Ishii here, landing some big shots from side control.

Uberness tries for a kimura but Ishii is defending well.
Ishii is moving his hips around well on the bottom and has managed to get back to half guard.
Uberness landing with strikes to the body and head, softening up his opponent.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Ishii on the receiving end of some nice ground and pound.
Uberness sitting in half guard, looking to land shots. Ishii defending well though.

Uberness is sneakily working for an arm triangle but Ishii sees it coming and defends easily.

Ishii looking to work for a kimura from the bottom.
Uberness thows a huge punch but Ishii dodges it nicely.
Uberness is keen to just control but Ishii is a slippery customer.

Ishii actively working from the bottom here.

Well, the referee has seen enough. Neither fighter is active enough on the ground so he's stood them back up.
Ishii is looking to clinch but Uberness is avoiding it.
Ishii bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Uberness lands a jab.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Pimp Of Uberness showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action! Let's hear some noise people - this is the final round!

Ishii shoots in for a takedown. He's persisting with it as Uberness sprawls well. Uberness wins this battle and keeps the fight standing. Ishii gets slowly back to his feet.
Uberness fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Uberness circles away from the clinch attempt.
A punch combination from Uberness misses.
Ishii is trying hard to land a takedown here. Uberness sprawls well and keeps this one on the feet.
Uberness scores to the head and body with a nice combination!
Uberness misses with a wild combination.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.

Uberness gets caught on his heels momentarily as he allows Ishii to score an easy takedown into full guard.
Uberness trying to punch from his back but it's not doing any damage.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Ishii with a flurry of punches that miss.

Ishii drops back for a leg! It's a sloppy attempt though and Ishii jumps back into guard quickly, to retain the dominant position.
Uberness striking from his own guard.
Ishii preventing the sweep.
Uberness manages to land a sweep and now he's in mount on top!
Uberness is landing with some decent strikes but Ishii is trying to advance his position so the referee is letting the fight continue.
Uberness looking to finish with strikes here!
Uberness landing strikes from the mount.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace.
Ishii gets back to half guard.
Uberness missing with the ground and pound from half guard.

Ishii actively working from the bottom here.
Ishii is trying to control but can't.

Ishii looking to work for a kimura from the bottom.
Ishii has a hand on Uberness's thigh, trying to get back to full guard. Uberness takes advantage of the position though and mounts him!
Ishii tries to get back to half guard but can't.
Uberness working away from the top, dropping strikes.
Uberness in mount throwing good strikes here, bouncing his opponent's head off the canvas.
Ishii tries to hold on but Uberness postures up.
Uberness landing strikes from the mount and Ishii is in trouble!

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Ishii is in a horrible position here. Uberness smacks him with another shot as he tries to escape the position.
Ishii wants to hold on but Uberness pushes him away.
Uberness lands with some vicious ground and pound - can Ishii hang on?
Uberness working Ishii over with strikes here.
Ishii keeping his composure momentarily, calmly looking to get back to half guard.
Dak Ishii has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
BOOM! Uberness connects with a massive shot to the dome!
Ishii working to try and regain half guard.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace.
Uberness landing shots from mount.

Uberness working to secure an arm triangle but it's not happening for him just yet.
Ishii is bucking up trying to escape but Uberness cracks him with another couple of good strikes.
Ishii is in all sorts of trouble here.
Pimp Of Uberness has got the better of the ground game so far.
Uberness raining down shots from the mount!
Uberness controlling his opponent.
Ishii sneaks a leg under to get to half guard.

Uberness is looking for a kimura but he's never going to get it from there.

And that's the end of the fight!
Pimp Of Uberness comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well Uberness has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Ren Mimura scores the fight 27:30
Judge Yuuki Gou scores the fight 27:30
Judge Shigeki Sano scores the fight 27:30

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Pimp Of Uberness!