PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Tom Trayans (ranked 3987 p4p, 6491 weight class) and Jank Stank (ranked 442 p4p, 571 weight class). Trayans's entrance music is Non-Natty Anthem. A fine choice. Stank has chosen lil darkie x eddison - drink my piss you nasty slut yeah yeah as his entrance music. Jank Stank has the power to score a knockout today if he connects clean with Tom Trayans's chin.

Trayans
vs
Stank

175 cm
22
160
4 - 4 - 0

185 cm
24
165
4 - 7 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Solid Muay Thai
Very strong

BJJ Blue Belt
Decent boxing
Knockout power

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 4 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Tom Trayans!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 4 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Jank Stank!
The judges for this bout are Colin Fray, Chris Saunders and Micheangelo Fripello.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Trayans cracks Stank with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.

It looks like Jank Stank has been cut.
Stank throws a right hand that Trayans ducks under and follows up with a left that Trayans also avoids with ease.
Stank catches Trayans with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Trayans fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Trayans pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Stank throws a hook but Trayans avoids it easily.
Trayans throws a body punch but Stank moves out of range.
Thud! ouch! good body kick from Trayans - that will leave a mark!
Stank cracks Trayans with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
Stank throws a right hand that Trayans ducks under and follows up with a left that Trayans also avoids with ease.
Trayans scores with a nice strike.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
No joy there for Trayans, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Trayans slips under a jab.
Trayans seem to be loading up, looking for a big counter.
Trayans lands a jab. Then a cross. Then finally a nice hook to the body. Good work there by Trayans.

Stank is rocked!
Stank throws out a loose jab but Trayans uses good head movement to avoid it.
Stank just manages to avoid a counter high kick fromTrayans.
Stank pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Stank fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Stank throws a jab but it's blocked by Trayans.
Ohhhhh! A huge head kick from Trayans! Stank is out on his feet! Trayans rushes in and throws more strikes. The ref is looking closely - Stank is covering up but the punishment is just too much and the ref steps in to stop the fight! Stank is staring into space, just thankful that the beatdown has ended. Brutal finish.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:05 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Tom Trayans!
Tom Trayans seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.
Jank Stank spoke after the fight, saying 'Ermmmmm... This is not what i expected lolzer'.