PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Keith Farley (ranked 311 p4p, 1822 weight class) and Manager Yonic (ranked 43 p4p, 0 weight class). Farley's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Highway to Hell - ACDC. Keith Farley has the edge in experience - let's see if he can make that count tonight.

Farley
vs
Yonic

205 cm
27
275
10 - 1 - 0

193 cm
27
232
4 - 1 - 0

Good wrestling
Brawler
Very quick

Good wrestler
Excellent MT
Good gas tank

EL ZOIDO FEEBLE FIGHTWEAR

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 10 - 1 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Keith Farley!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 4 - 1 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Manager Yonic!
The judges for this bout are Winston Alpacca, Peter Branson and Santiago Holmes.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Farley shoots in looking for a takedown but Yonic manages to keep the fight standing, pushing Farley's face into the canvas for good measure before circling away.
Farley fails with a takedown attempt from distance.
The crowd cheers as Yonic lands an impressive looking overhand right. Farley doesn't seem phased though.
Yonic displays good takedown defense there as he swats away a double leg from Farley.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Keith Farley. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Farley gets his takedown attempt stuffed easily
and Yonic counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Farley shoots in but doesn't get the takedown
and Yonic counters with a nice uppercut.
Farley shoots and misses

and Yonic counters with a crisp right hand that drops Farley! Yonic lets Farley back up to his feet, looking for a finish!

Farley is rocked!
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Farley fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.
Yonic throws a body punch but Farley moves out of range.
Farley looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from Farley.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Farley closes the distance and gets a double leg, slamming Yonic to the mat! Yonic manages to get full guard.
Farley trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
Yonic is trying to keep Farley in close.
Farley works over Yonic with some ground and pound from guard.
Farley stopping the sweep attempt from Yonic.
Hammerfist, elbow! yells Farley's corner. There ya go! There ya go!
Farley throwing strikes from guard but Yonic blocks nicely.
Farley won't allow Yonic to sweep him here.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Farley missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Farley postures up and lands some nice ground and pound.
Farley works a leg free and moves into half guard.
Farley throwing shots but Yonic is blocking nicely.
Farley working Yonic over with strikes.
Farley sitting and controlling from the half guard.
Yonic is refusing to be controlled, as Farley sits in half guard.
Farley prevents Yonic from improving his position.
Farley wants to free his trapped foot but Yonic is holding on for dear life with his legs.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Farley moves into full mount! Yonic won't be happy about that!
Farley with the ground and pound from mount.
The fighters are going at a pretty good pace and they're both starting to sweat now.
Farley lands a nice shot to the head.
Yonic takes a big shot to the head but keeps on trying to improve his position.
Farley cracks Yonic with a nasty head shot there - the crowd let out an audible gasp there, as the noise reverberated around the arena.

Yonic is rocked!
Farley cracks Yonic with a big head shot that has him covering up instantly! He's rolled onto his side and the referee has seen enough - this one is aaaaaaaaaaall over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:56 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Keith Farley!
A very excited looking Keith Farley made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.