PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Bart Gummybear (ranked 23999 p4p, 1927 weight class) and Professor Dickweed (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Bart Gummybear has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Gummybear
vs
Dickweed

188 cm
20
201
2 - 3 - 0

175 cm
37
225
10 - 1 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Solid Muay Thai
Intelligent

BJJ Red Belt
Basic striking
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Bart Gummybear!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 10 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Professor Dickweed!
The judges for this bout are Dillan Fox, Trevor Gratis and William Peck.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Dickweed closes the distance and gets a double leg, slamming Gummybear to the mat! Gummybear manages to get full guard.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Dickweed passes into half guard.
Dickweed frees up his trapped foot and advances to mount.
Dickweed looking to control and managing it successfully.
Dickweed is dominating on the ground here - he's now on his opponent's back, looking to sink in the hooks. Gummybear is in real trouble.

Dickweed is working for the choke. I would put my money on him to finish from this position. He's rolled onto his back and has dragged Gummybear with him. Gummybear is trying to defend but Dickweed has an arm under the chin now! Gummybear grimaces and is forced to tap out!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:54 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (RNC). Professor Dickweed!
Our winner, Professor Dickweed, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans.