PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Elric Wolfsbruder (ranked 1694 p4p, 678 weight class) and Bismack Kagonbo (ranked 56 p4p, 10 weight class). Chooooooooon! I think Wolfsbruder might be my favorite fighter, now he's come out to Cradel to the grave. Kagonbo has chosen Voodoo as his entrance music. Buckle up people - heeeeeeeeeere we go!

Wolfsbruder
vs
Kagonbo

186 cm
42
271
29 - 24 - 1

206 cm
39
241
34 - 24 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

Ma Balls Is Hot Clothing

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 29 - 24 - 1, fighting out of Las Vegas, Elric Wolfsbruder!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 34 - 24 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Bismack Kagonbo!
The judges for this bout are Andrew Berry, Phil Schofield and James Ackerman.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Kagonbo connects with a single shot there.
Kagonbo keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
The fighters circling - Wolfsbruder throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Kagonbo on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Kagonbo lands the left hand.
Kagonbo keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Wolfsbruder.
Kagonbo staying out of range there.
A swing and a miss from Wolfsbruder.
Kagonbo looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
Kagonbo ducks under a wild hook from Wolfsbruder.
Kagonbo keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Wolfsbruder swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Kagonbo.

It looks like Bismack Kagonbo has been cut.
Kagonbo connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Wolfsbruder momentarily.
Kagonbo lands with a nice body punch.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Kagonbo moves away from the strike by Wolfsbruder.
Wolfsbruder looks to throw the jab but Kagonbo is out of range.
Wolfsbruder swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Kagonbo counters with a nice uppercut.
Kagonbo throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Wolfsbruder on the side of the head.

Wolfsbruder is rocked!
Kagonbo throws a quick head kick that knocks Wolfsbruder silly! This fight is all over! What a finish! Kagonbo is up on the cage, taking in the applause from the crowd.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:54 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Bismack Kagonbo!
Bismack Kagonbo tried to hype himself up post fight but didn't word it too well and it ended up with him sounding like a bit of a tool.