PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Frankie Fellatio (ranked 3382 p4p, 3889 weight class) and Alibek Mamedov (ranked 332 p4p, 372 weight class). Fellatio's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Relax, Frankie goes to Hollywood . Mamedov comes into a darkened arena with his song building. АИГЕЛ — Татар&# kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! Frankie Fellatio has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Fellatio
vs
Mamedov

176 cm
20
157
4 - 3 - 0

175 cm
20
150
2 - 2 - 1

Good wrestling
Solid boxing
Granite chin

BJJ Purple Belt
Lethal high kicks
Good gas tank

Hot Spunk

Ma Balls Is Hot Clothing

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 4 - 3 - 0, fighting out of London, Frankie Fellatio!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 2 - 1, fighting out of Sydney, Alibek Mamedov!
The judges for this bout are Frank Antenori, Don Winkell and Jack Bonds.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Fellatio uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Mamedov.
An inside leg kick lands from Mamedov.
A swing and a miss from Mamedov.
Mamedov throws a looping overhand right but Fellatio ducks down to avoid it.
Fellatio looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Mamedov throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Fellatio swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Mamedov misses with a left hand
and Fellatio counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Mamedov rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Fellatio counters with a stiff right hand.
Nice uppercut there from Mamedov.
Mamedov looks to throw the jab but Fellatio is out of range.
Fellatio swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
A big left from Fellatio misses.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Fellatio throws a right and a left that Mamedov avoids nicely.
Nice cross by Fellatio.
A big left from Mamedov misses.
Fellatio is looking to counter punch.
Mamedov dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Fellatio. That did some damage!
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Mamedov throws a head kick but Fellatio moves out of range.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Mamedov swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Mamedov thows a left - swing and a miss!
Mamedov is looking to slow Fellatio down with leg kicks.
Mamedov connects with a solid leg kick.
A left lands for Mamedov.
Mamedov scoring well with a low kick there.
Mamedov throws a one two combo.
Fellatio takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
Mamedov has been spending a lot of time sparring his boxing in the run up to the fight, trying to sharpen up those hands and look for a knockout.
Mamedov scores with a jab. Fellatio acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
Mamedov throws a lazy uppercut
and Fellatio counters with a straight right hand.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Fellatio gets his takedown attempt stuffed easily
and Mamedov cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Mamedov scores with a jab.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Fellatio on the wrong end of a nice jab.
A slow jab from Fellatio misses its intended target.
Mamedov throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Fellatio sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Mamedov with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
A big left from Mamedov misses.
Fellatio looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? Mamedov is fending him off so far but Fellatio persists. Nope, Mamedov circles away and we're back to standing.
Mamedov throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Fellatio sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Mamedov misses with a few strikes there.
Mamedov throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
Mamedov rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Fellatio moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Fellatio throws a body punch but Mamedov moves out of range.
A solid leg kick lands there for Mamedov.
Fellatio gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
Mamedov looks to throw the jab but Fellatio is out of range.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Mamedov dodges the punch combination from Fellatio.
Mamedov throws a front kick aimed at Fellatio's knee but Fellatio avoids it well.
Fellatio tries to move into range but Mamedov moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Mamedov moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
A swing and a miss from Mamedov.
Fellatio swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Mamedov displays good takedown defense there as he swats away a double leg from Fellatio.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Frankie Fellatio. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Mamedov scores with a crisp jab that stopped Fellatio in his tracks.
Fellatio drops his hands momentarily and Mamedov takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
Mamedov throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
Fellatio was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Fellatio walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Mamedov misses with a looping right.
Nice defenses there by Fellatio.
An attempted straight right counter from Fellatio misses the target.
Fellatio throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Mamedov pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Mamedov loads up on a big right hand but Fellatio slips the punch.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Mamedov listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
Mamedov pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Fellatio throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Mamedov counters with a stiff right hand.
Fellatio tries to move into range but Mamedov moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Fellatio misses the body punch
and Mamedov counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Mamedov swings widly with a right hand
and Fellatio counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
A bone on bone clash there as Fellatio blocks the leg kick.
Mamedov swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Alibek Mamedov dominated that round.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.

Mamedov lands with a thumping leg kick.
Fellatio connects with a right hand. Mamedov shakes it off.
Nice jab there from Mamedov.
Fellatio dodges the punch combination from Mamedov.
Mamedov misses with a low kick.
Mamedov throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
It looked like Fellatio wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
This entire fight has taken place on the feet so far and you wonder whether Fellatio might be better served trying to take this one to the ground because he's losing the standup battle so far.
Mamedov scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
Mamedov uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Fellatio.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Fellatio shoots and misses
and Fellatio takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Alibek Mamedov seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Fellatio throws the left hand but Mamedov avoids the punch easily.
Mamedov throws out a counter right but Fellatio avoids it with no problem.
Fellatio fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Mamedov manages to avoid it.
Mamedov swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Mamedov lets the fists fly and connects with a left straight followed by a right hook.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Fellatio shoots for a double leg takedown but Mamedov sprawls well. He's pushed Fellatio's face into the mat and manages to get back to his feet relatively easily.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Mamedov swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Fellatio counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Mamedov displaying good standup as he scores with a three punch combination.
Fellatio is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
Mamedov scores with a hook.
Fellatio loads up on a big right hand but Mamedov slips the punch.
Mamedov pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Fellatio is looking to counter punch.
Alibek Mamedov seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Jab by Mamedov.
A nice leg kick from Mamedov, right into the meat of the thigh.
Mamedov thows a left - swing and a miss!
Mamedov throws a looping overhand right but Fellatio ducks down to avoid it.
Fellatio lands an overhand right.
Nice cross by Mamedov.
Frankie Fellatio is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Mamedov pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Mamedov lands a glancing blow to the side of Fellatio's head.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Fellatio tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Mamedov is able to avoid easily.
Mamedov throws a low kick but it's checked well by Fellatio.
Mamedov connects with a crisp jab.
Alibek Mamedov is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Fellatio stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Mamedov.
Mamedov throws a head kick that misses.
Fellatio moves away from the strike by Mamedov.
It looked like Fellatio wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Mamedov throws a sloppy head kick and Fellatio moves out of range easily.
A cross from Mamedov lands.
A punch combination from Mamedov misses.
Fellatio was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Mamedov misses with a head kick.
Mamedov has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
A jab from Fellatio finds it's way through Mamedov's defenses.
Mamedov throws an off balance right hand
and Fellatio counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.

Fellatio drives through with a really nice takedown into side control.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Mamedov is looking to regain half guard here but Fellatio keeps moving and retains side control.

Fellatio looking for an arm triangle but it's way too loose to do anything.
Fellatio creates some space and throws a big elbow, but Mamedov sees it coming and moves his head just enough to avoid the strike.

Fellatio tries for a kimura. Not really close to a finish though.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
You can see the frustration on Mamedov's face, being in this tough position on the bottom.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Well. There's a bit of a lull in the action here and the crowd are starting to get restless.
Mamedov is putting a lot of effort into getting back to his feet here.

Fellatio goes for an armbar! This could be all over! Wait, no, Mamedov rolls with the submission and now he's on top in Fellatio's guard! Nice work there by Mamedov!

Fellatio looking for submissions from the bottom but instead Mamedov passes into half guard.
Mamedov seems content to maintain position for now, rather than mounting any offense.

Fellatio looking for submissions from an awkward position here.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Alibek Mamedov showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business. Ladies and gentlemen, this is the final round!

Fellatio misses the shot to the body.
Mamedov looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Mamedov lands a nice shot to the body.
Mamedov is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Fellatio.
Mamedov gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
Fellatio avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
Mamedov throws a hook but Fellatio avoids it easily.
Mamedov jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Mamedov waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Fellatio.
Fellatio throws the left hand but Mamedov avoids the punch easily.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Fellatio swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
letting Mamedov counter with a right hand.
Mamedov slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
Mamedov throws a looping overhand right but Fellatio ducks down to avoid it.
A shot to the liver by Mamedov. Beautiful body shot.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Fellatio doesn't succeed with the takedown
and Mamedov counters with a nice uppercut.
Mamedov throws a looping overhand right but Fellatio ducks down to avoid it.
Fellatio throws a right and a left that both miss.
Mamedov connects with a jab.
Fellatio throws a poor cross that misses
and Mamedov counters with a nice uppercut.
Mamedov connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Fellatio's hands.
Mamedov scores with the left hand. Fellatio knows he should have avoided that one.
Fellatio on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Fellatio wants to slow Mamedov down by chopping away at his legs.
Mamedov misses with a looping left.
An attempted straight right counter from Fellatio misses the target.
That kick from Mamedov tenderised Fellatio's leg. Fellatio is trying to keep his angry face on.
Mamedov misses with a left hand
and Fellatio counters with a lovely straight right hand!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Fellatio is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
A low kick lands for Mamedov.
Fellatio has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Fellatio there as he acknowledges the shot.
Mamedov pivots, looking for a leg kick but Fellatio is out of range and Mamedov settles back down.
Fellatio misses the shot to the body.
Mamedov displaying good standup as he scores with a three punch combination.
Fellatio avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Mamedov slips a jab and a cross from Fellatio.
Fellatio drops his hands momentarily and Mamedov takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
Mamedov connects with a crisp jab.
Fellatio has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Mamedov finds it's way round the side to connect with Fellatio's head.
Fellatio looks like he's developed a pretty tasty lump over his left eye. He'll need to avoid taking much more damage to that.
Mamedov tries a head kick but it misses.
Fellatio dodges the punch combination from Mamedov.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Mamedov ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
An inside leg kick from Mamedov misses.
Fellatio was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Fellatio jabs. That one connects to the head of his opponent.
Mamedov feints a jab promting Fellatio to slip. Mamedov then demonstrates his capabilities by jabbing again. Fellatio slips again and ducks right into an uppercut.
Mamedov uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Fellatio.
Fellatio shoots in for a takedown but Mamedov shows good takedown defense there and keeps this one on the feet.
Mamedov connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Fellatio momentarily.
Mamedov waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Fellatio.
Fellatio tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Mamedov was well out of range. Poor timing from Fellatio.
A little jabbing left from Mamedov on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
Mamedov lands an overhand right.

That's four minutes gone in the round.

Fellatio scores with a nice takedown into half guard. Let's see what he's got on the ground.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Mamedov is staying active underneath Fellatio, who seems content to just control the action from this position.
Fellatio throws a big elbow that misses, also allowing Mamedov to regain full guard.
Fellatio stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Mamedov swivels though and keeps the full guard.
Frankie Fellatio has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Mamedov trying to control the position here.
Mamedov is continuing to stall.
Fellatio stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Mamedov swivels though and keeps the full guard.

And that's the end of the fight!
Alibek Mamedov comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well Mamedov has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Frank Antenori scores the fight 27:30
Judge Don Winkell scores the fight 27:30
Judge Jack Bonds scores the fight 27:30

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Alibek Mamedov!
Alibek Mamedov thanked the fans post fight for their support.