PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Ziggy Stardust (ranked 1057 p4p, 992 weight class) and Scooter Bob (ranked 130 p4p, 123 weight class). Stardust kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is Starman. Scooter Bob has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Stardust
vs
Bob

178 cm
22
166
6 - 0 - 0

178 cm
22
169
7 - 4 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
Excellent MT
Good gas tank

EL ZOIDO FEEBLE FIGHTWEAR
Brooklyn Apothecary

EL ZOIDO FEEBLE FIGHTWEAR

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 6 - 0 - 0, fighting out of New York, Ziggy Stardust!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 7 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Scooter Bob!
The judges for this bout are Mauricio Rocha, Seu Braga and Felipe Paraventi.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Good exchange - Stardust coming out on top.
A big right from Stardust misses.
Bob drops his hands momentarily and Stardust takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
We've been informed that Bob has been sparring a lot of Muay Thai in the buildup to this fight so let's see if that has an impact on the result.
Stardust misses with a jab, cross combination.
Stardust on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
Stardust's jab looks to have found its range, popping Bob under the eye.
Stardust tests Bob's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Stardust connects with a single shot there.
Stardust thows a left - swing and a miss!
Bob is clearly trying to counter these attacks from Stardust with a body shot.
Stardust misses with a wild body shot.
Stardust just misses with a punch to the body.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Bob drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
Stardust swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Bob.
Bob keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Ziggy Stardust seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Bob tests Stardust's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Stardust throws a poor cross that misses
and Bob counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Bob is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
The fighters circling - Stardust throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
A countering left hand to the body from Bob misses.
Stardust bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Bob changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Bob gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Stardust connects with a good right hand that stumbles Bob. Bob circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
A jab from Stardust does it's job there.

Bob is rocked!
Are you kidding me?! Stardust ducked down and unloaded an uppercut from hell that sent Bob clean off his feet! Someone make me a GIF - that's knockout of the night for sure!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:38 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Ziggy Stardust!
An out of breath and clearly excited Ziggy Stardust thanked Brooklyn Apothecary for their help and support (and free stuff they sent him).