PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Frankie Fellatio (ranked 4091 p4p, 1585 weight class) and Hukkelberry Flint (ranked 355 p4p, 178 weight class). Fellatio's entrance music is Relax, Frankie goes to Hollywood . A fine choice. Flint comes into a darkened arena with his song building. Farmer Song kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.

Fellatio
vs
Flint

176 cm
21
157
4 - 4 - 0

175 cm
21
155
5 - 2 - 0

Good wrestling
Solid boxing
Granite chin

Excellent grappler
Decent boxing
Granite chin

Hot Spunk

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 4 - 4 - 0, fighting out of London, Frankie Fellatio!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 5 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Hukkelberry Flint!
The judges for this bout are Percy O'Donnell, Jack Bonds and Don Winkell.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Fellatio lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Flint circles away quickly and effectively.
Flint connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Fellatio takes a swing at Flint's ribcage but misses.
Fellatio slips a straight right by Flint.
Frankie Fellatio seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Flint misses with a straight left.
Flint uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Fellatio has time to react.
Flint throws a jab but it's blocked by Fellatio.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.

Fellatio throws a loose over hand right and dives in with a double leg takedown. Flint tries to sprawl but it's too late and the fighters hit the mat. Fellatio is in Flint's guard.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.

Flint looking for a guillotine here but Fellatio defends easily.
Fellatio trying to control the position from guard on top but Flint is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Flint is looking to cinch up a triangle. Fellatio throws the leg off to one side though and gets in tight to Flint's body to avoid the submission. Flint has instead reached around Fellatio's neck and now has a guillotine! Oh, this is biiiig trouble! Flint arches his back and squeezes and forces the tap from his hapless opponent.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:38 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Guillotine). Hukkelberry Flint!
A victorious Hukkelberry Flint thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter.