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PBP Commentary |
Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Bert River (ranked 1538 p4p, 4159 weight class) and Anti Happy (ranked 178 p4p, 353 weight class). Chooooooooon! I think River might be my favorite fighter, now he's come out to Five Finger Death Punch- Bad Company. Happy comes into a darkened arena with his song building. Bvana iz lagune & Mikri Maus - AntiHepi kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! Both these guys have really solid chins. Will we see a standup war or will they both decide that a knockout is unlikely and try to win the fight elsewhere?
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4 - 3 - 0 |
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172 cm
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7 - 9 - 0 |
Great wrestler
World class boxer
Insanely flexible |
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Good wrestler
Excellent MT
Good gas tank |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 4 - 3 - 0, fighting out of New York, Bert River!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 7 - 9 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Anti Happy!
The judges for this bout are Radbod Blank, Patrick Alders and Daniel Blasius.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Happy goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
River wants to land a leg kick but Happy is out of range.
A looping hook to the body misses from Happy. River does a little dance to reset his feet.
Happy misses with a hook to the body
and River counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
River throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Happy moves out of range of the body kick from River.
Happy gets a takedown into half guard.
River actively working from the bottom here.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Happy is scoring with some nice ground and pound from the dominant position.
River tries to roll over but Happy keeps him under control.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Well, if Happy is going to just lie there, perhaps we should talk about what we're having for dinner tonight… I'm having a ham and pineapple pizza… Yum. Can't wait.
River looking for submissions off his back.
Happy is scoring with some nice ground and pound from the dominant position.
Happy scores with a couple of good hammerfists.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it.
Happy wants to take a breather but River is having none of it.
Happy not landing any meaningful shots this time.
River wants to control but Happy is keeping busy.
Happy trying to control from half guard but River is working away.
Happy maintaining the dominant position here and is working for a kimura. He's locked it up! River could be in real trouble here! He's trying to wriggle out but Happy has cracked it and River is screaming in pain - he's tapped out! Great finish by Happy!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:53 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). Anti Happy!
A less than humble Anti Happy misjudged his post fight interview somewhat and came across a little too arrogant whilst trying to hype up his own abilities.
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energy
A | B |
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hype
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pop
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mgr
A | B |
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FIGHT
RATING
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