PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Baby Yoda (ranked 4687 p4p, 4432 weight class) and Cheif Bitch Tits (ranked 503 p4p, 498 weight class). We have two fighters making their debuts here, so let's see who comes out of this one with their first professional victory.

Yoda
vs
Bitch Tits

179 cm
18
185
0 - 0 - 0

190 cm
18
185
0 - 0 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Basic striking
Big heart

BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
Solid chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 1 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of New York, Baby Yoda!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of New York, Cheif Bitch Tits!
The judges for this bout are Daniel Franklin, Wesley Smith and Alan Glass.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Yoda misses with a hook.
Cheif Bitch Tits has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
The fighters circle momentarily. Bitch Tits darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
Baby Yoda has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Yoda tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Bitch Tits was well out of range. Poor timing from Yoda.
Bitch Tits throws a hook but Yoda avoids it easily.
Yoda uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Bitch Tits.
A looping hook to the body misses from Yoda. Bitch Tits does a little dance to reset his feet.
Bitch Tits is definitely looking for the counter takedowns here.
Bitch Tits buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Nice defenses there by Bitch Tits.
Bitch Tits steps in looking to clinch after the strikes miss from Yoda.

Yoda clinches.
Yoda scores with a shot to the side of Bitch Tits's head.
A short uppercut from Yoda.
A short uppercut from Yoda.
Yoda lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
A frustrated look appears on Bitch Tits's face as he tries to break the clinch.
A short left from Yoda.
Yoda lands a right hand.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Yoda.
A short right from Yoda.
Yoda lands a nice shot to the body.
Bitch Tits looks winded!
Bitch Tits drops down for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Yoda throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Bitch Titss head.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Yoda presses Bitch Tits against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Yoda lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Yoda lands a body punch.
Yoda lands a shot to the body.
Yoda scores with a shot to the side of Bitch Tits's head.
Yoda working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Yoda gets through Bitch Tits's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Yoda scores with a shoulder strike.

Bitch Tits is rocked!
Yoda blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Yoda works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Baby Yoda is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Yoda lands a nice shot to the body.
Yoda throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Bitch Titss head.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Bitch Tits misses with a hook to the ribs.
Yoda lands with a left to the head.
Bitch Tits misses with a short punch on the inside.
Yoda blocks an uppercut.
Yoda lands a body punch.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Bitch Tits working aggressively here.
Yoda digs a right hand into Bitch Tits's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Bitch Tits's gas tank.
Bitch Tits goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
A right hand to the body from Yoda.
Bitch Tits looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
Yoda lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Yoda avoiding damage as Bitch Tits throws knees to the body.
Bitch Tits throws a head punch that misses.
Bitch Tits is trying to break the clinch but Yoda has him pressed against the cage.
Yoda managing to block the knees to the body from Bitch Tits.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Bitch Tits missing with knees to the body.
Bitch Tits throws a head punch that misses.
Bitch Tits doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Yoda prevents a body shot from Bitch Tits.

And that's the end of the fight!
Baby Yoda showed his dominance in that final round.
I think Yoda has won this one but let's see what the judges have to say. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1 round of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Daniel Franklin scores the fight for Baby Yoda!
Judge Wesley Smith scores the fight for Baby Yoda!
Judge Alan Glass scores the fight for Baby Yoda!

Baby Yoda wins by unanimous decision!
After the fight, Baby Yoda was humble in paying tribute to his opponent but made it clear he wants to go on to bigger and better things. It seemed to go down well with the crowd who cheered him loudly.