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PBP Commentary |
Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Greg Fitzgerald (ranked 2630 p4p, 23506 weight class) and Jank Stank (ranked 288 p4p, 597 weight class). Chooooooooon! I think Fitzgerald might be my favorite fighter, now he's come out to It's Bedtime by Ninja Sex Party. Stank has chosen lil darkie x eddison - drink my piss you nasty slut yeah yeah as his entrance music. These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.
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BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Very quick |
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BJJ Blue Belt
Decent boxing
Heavy handed |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 4 - 3 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Greg Fitzgerald!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 4 - 9 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Jank Stank!
The judges for this bout are Tatsuya Matsuyama, Yukihiro Shimada and Yasuomi Hirokawa.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Fitzgerald lands a jab.
Fitzgerald sizes up Stank with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Fitzgerald.
Stank shoots in looking for a double leg takedown. Fitzgerald defends it nicely.
Fitzgerald appears to be looking for a big counter.
We've been told by Fitzgerald's head coaches at Beasties that he's been working on his takedown defense in preparation for this fight.
Jab, jab by Fitzgerald - just one landing.
Fitzgerald really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Stank thows a leg kick but Fitzgerald checks it
and Fitzgerald cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
A telegraphed right hand from Stank misses the target.
Fitzgerald lands with an overhand left.
Stank shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
Stank is rocked!
This has been an exciting period of action!
Fitzgerald sees an opening and throws a straight punch right through Stank's defenses. It connects perfectly with Stank's jaw and knocks him out cold! Wow - that's a contender for knockout of the year - absolutely brutal!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:48 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Greg Fitzgerald!
As Greg Fitzgerald got his breath back, he grabbed the microphone and managed to blurt out the following: Even when I fight up a weight class I'm just too damn big for these lightweights! I tower over them. It's fookin' bedtime for anyone who tries to stand with me! I'm on a path of destruction & won't be satisfied until a belt is around my waist! I'm from fookin' Birmingham! '.
Jank Stank was interviewed post fight and said 'Ermmmmm... This is not what i expected lolzer'.
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