PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Jab Buckeye (ranked 2043 p4p, 2129 weight class) and Von Pong (ranked 263 p4p, 276 weight class). Buckeye comes to the cage accompanied by Right above it lil Wayne . Jab Buckeye could well score a knockout today. He has the power to get to Von Pong's chin.

Buckeye
vs
Pong

184 cm
29
196
15 - 11 - 0

195 cm
25
200
6 - 6 - 0

Good wrestling
Solid boxing
Granite chin

Good wrestler
Excellent boxer
Powerful

Dick Dolla Douchebag

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 15 - 11 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Jab Buckeye!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 6 - 6 - 0, fighting out of New York, Von Pong!
The judges for this bout are Columbo Gatti, Russell Pearce and Jonathan Paton.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Pong tries to move into range but Buckeye moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Pong scores with a crisp jab that stopped Buckeye in his tracks.

It looks like Jab Buckeye has been cut.
Buckeye shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Pong as he jumps to the side.
Pong throws a hook but Buckeye blocks it.
Pong misses with a hook.
Pong scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
Pong fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Buckeye manages to avoid it.
Buckeye takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
Buckeye swings and misses with a shot to the body
letting Pong counter with a right hand.

Buckeye looks for a takedown. He's got it. We're now in half guard.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Pong tries to roll over but Buckeye keeps him under control.
Pong wants to get back to his feet.
Pong tries to roll over but Buckeye keeps him under control.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Buckeye winds up and cracks Pong with a swinging punch to the side of the head.
Buckeye stops Pong from getting back to his feet.
Pong is refusing to be controlled, as Buckeye sits in half guard.
Pong is trying to maintain the position but Buckeye is very close to passing his half guard.
Buckeye scoring with strikes to the body and head.
Pong wants to improve his position but Buckeye is controlling well.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Buckeye wants to free his trapped foot but Pong is holding on for dear life with his legs.
Buckeye landing with strikes to the body and head, softening up his opponent.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Buckeye looks towards his corner to check for any instructions. The corner give him nothing to work with, so he cracks Pong with a short hammerfist. I guess that's as good as any advice he could get in this position.
Pong scrambles, trying to get to his feet, but Buckeye manages to mount him!
Pong is looking to improve his position but Buckeye isn't that keen on the idea.
Buckeye has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
Pong is in a horrible position here. Buckeye smacks him with another shot as he tries to escape the position.
Pong is working to get back to half guard.
Pong's corner are shouting for him to stand up but that's bad cornering - how is he meant to stand up when he's mounted? He should be looking to improve his position on the ground before trying to stand back up.

Buckeye is going oldschool here, as he tries to force Pong to tap using a forearm choke. This isn't 1993 though, so Pong shrugs it off.
Pong is desperately trying to get back to half guard.
The referee warns Pong that he has to improve his position here as he takes two more clean shots to the head.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Pong is working to get back to half guard.
Buckeye controlling the pace for now.
Pong wants to control but Buckeye is having none of it.
Pong takes a big shot to the dome and his eyes have rolled back in his head! Buckeye's killer instinct has kicked in as he finishes the fight with more strikes. Impressive finish.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:41 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Jab Buckeye!
A very excited looking Jab Buckeye rambled incoherently for about 5 minutes post fight about how awesome he is. It was kinda funny for a while but then everyone got annoyed.