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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between I GOT CHEESEBURGERS (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jay Kernes (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). CHEESEBURGERS comes to the cage accompanied by Im packing burgers. Kernes has chosen Reign Supreme - Persevere And Overcome as his entrance music, which hasn't gone down very well with the crowd. There are an array of beautiful celebrities at ringside tonight! I wonder if any of them paid for their tickets.
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233 lbs
2 - 1 - 1 |
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275 lbs
2 - 2 - 0 |
BJJ Blue Belt
Counter striker
KO power |
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BJJ White Belt
Decent boxing
Granite chin |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
2 - 1 - 1, fighting out of Las Vegas, I GOT CHEESEBURGERS!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
2 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Jay Kernes!
The judges for this bout are Frank Dennis, Wesley Smith and Cecil Peabody.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A punch combination from Kernes misses.
Jay Kernes seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Kernes fakes the leg kick and cracks CHEESEBURGERS in the body.
CHEESEBURGERS has a takedown stuffed.
CHEESEBURGERS is breathing heavily.
Kernes wants to clinch up but CHEESEBURGERS keeps it at a distance.
Kernes connects with a vicious head kick that knocks CHEESEBURGERS to the floor! Kernes dives in looking for the finish!
CHEESEBURGERS is rocked!
It looks like I GOT CHEESEBURGERS has been cut.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Kernes works his foot free and advances to mount.
Oh CHEESEBURGERS is still in real trouble! Will he be able to recover?!!
Kernes is standing up out of mount! Strange tactic there - he must really want this one on the feet!
Kernes instigates a clinch.
CHEESEBURGERS seems to have got his legs back now.
Kernes has hold of a leg and is looking for a trip takedown. CHEESEBURGERS avoids it nicely though and we remain in the clinch.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Kernes creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Kernes creates some distance for himselfand unleashes a massive uppercut that sends CHEESEBURGERS's eyes rolling into the back of his head! CHEESEBURGERS drops to his knees and Kernes pours it on with more strikes until the referee steps in to end the bout!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:51 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Jay Kernes!
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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FIGHT
RATING
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