PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Clay Hayden (ranked 5489 p4p, 23670 weight class) and Jank Stank (ranked 535 p4p, 704 weight class). The crowd seem to be enjoying Stank's choice of entrance music: lil darkie x eddison - drink my piss you nasty slut yeah yeah. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Hayden
vs
Stank

174 cm
29
159
4 - 6 - 0

185 cm
25
165
4 - 10 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Solid Muay Thai
Very quick

BJJ Blue Belt
Decent boxing
Heavy handed

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 4 - 6 - 0, fighting out of London, Clay Hayden!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 4 - 10 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Jank Stank!
The judges for this bout are Josh West, Roger Salmon and Ryoma Takatsuka.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
An inside leg kick lands from Hayden.
Hayden lands a leg kick that knocks Stank off balance momentarily.
Stank throws a sloppy head kick and Hayden moves out of range easily.
Hayden changes levels looking for a counter takedown but doesn't commit.
A nice inside leg kick there by Hayden. That's going to slow Stank down.
A telegraphed takedown attempt from Stank is defended easily by Hayden.
Hayden throws a quick inside leg kick.
Stank misses the shot to the body.
Hayden changes levels looking for a counter takedown but doesn't commit.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.

Hayden has closed the distance and engaged Stank in a clinch.
Stank misses with a short punch on the inside.
A bit of stalling here from Hayden.
Hayden has Stank pushed against the cage.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Stank working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Stank misses with a punch on the inside.
Hayden has Stank pressed up against the cage and is working for takedown. Stank manages to improve position though and keeps the fight standing.
Stank gets double underhooks to prevent a takedown attempt from Hayden.
Stank swings wildly with an uppercut but Hayden uses good head movement to avoid it.
Hayden stalling the fight.
Hayden blocks an uppercut.
Hayden pressing his opponent against the cage.
Stank fails to land with a short punch on the inside.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Hayden is struggling to control the position.
Hayden's corner are urging him to control the action in the clinch for a moment, rather than mount any serious offense. I'm sure the crowd appreciate those instructions... not.
Hayden gets a warning from the ref for wasting time.
Stank misses with a punch on the inside.
Stank fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Hayden pressing his opponent against the cage.
Hayden slowing the pace effectively.
The ref breaks the fighters up, due to lack of action by Clay Hayden.
Stank throws a half hearted mid kick.
Hayden looks to be in better condition than last time we saw him fight. Obviously he's been working hard on his cardio.
Stank tries to land a front kick but Hayden steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Stank pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Hayden stuffs a takedown. It's all about dictating where the fight takes place and Hayden wants it to stay on the feet.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Hayden buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Stank misses with a right hand
and Hayden counters with a slapping leg kick.
Stank misses with a low kick.
Hayden lands a nice shot to the body.
Hayden throws a leg kick which misses Stank's front leg but catches the back leg as Stank tries to avoid it.
Stank throws an overhand right that lands on Hayden's shoulder, as Hayden tries to avoid the shot.
Hayden ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Stank moves away.
Stank throws a push kick but Hayden slaps the foot to one side.
Stank fails to land the takedown.
Clay Hayden has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Jank Stank.
Hayden with a hook.
Good leg kick by Hayden.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A punch combination from Stank misses.
Stank tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Hayden was well out of range. Poor timing from Stank.
Stank throws a head kick but Hayden moves out of range.
Stank's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Stank throws a combination that misses

and Hayden counters with a nice double leg into side control. Stank won't be happy with that.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Hayden wants to lay and pray for a moment but Stank keeps working.

Hayden is looking for a kimura. He might have it! No, Stank has escaped the position, nice work there.
Hayden working the ground and pound.
The referee tells the fighters to keep busy.
Hayden in side control lands a nice looking series of punches and elbows.
Stank tries to improve position but can't.
Hayden controls the position.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Clay Hayden dominated that round.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.

Stank has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Hayden.
Stank takes a swing at Hayden's ribcage but misses.
Hayden connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Hayden misses with a hook.
Stank just misses with a punch to the body.
Hayden cracks a nice hook into Stank's ribs.
Hayden keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Hayden fires out a quick counter leg kick but Stank just manages to avoid it.
Hayden throws a quick inside leg kick.
Hayden connects with an inside leg kick.
Jank Stank is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.

Stank tries to sprawl but Hayden drives through with a takedown into half guard.
Hayden working Stank over with strikes.
Hayden winds up and cracks Stank with a swinging punch to the side of the head.
Hayden is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Stank can do to turn this around?
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Stank wants to control but Hayden is keeping busy.

Hayden is working for submissions here but there's nothing on.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Hayden slips a nice elbow through Stank's hands, connecting with Stank's forehead.
Stank trying to control but Hayden postures up.

Hayden is working for a submission here. He's got hold of the far side arm and he's looking for a kimura. He's cranking on the arm and he's got it! Stank is tapping out! Ouch, that looked like it hurt!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:38 of round 2, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). Clay Hayden!
During a confident post fight interview, Clay Hayden thanked all his fans. He seemed very genuine when describing how motivated his fans keep him.
The defeated Jank Stank had this to say: 'Ermmmmm... This is not what i expected lolzer'.