PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between MIKE TYSON (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jzk Crock (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). TYSON comes to the cage accompanied by FUCKING KNOCK YOU OUT. Crock has chosen raaah Crock-time! as his entrance music. Jzk Crock will no doubt be looking to use his reach advantage to good effect.

TYSON
vs
Crock

185 cm
20
255 lbs
5 - 4 - 1

197 cm
20
269 lbs
4 - 3 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Solid boxing
KO power

BJJ Blue Belt
Decent boxing
Heavy handed

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 5 - 4 - 1, fighting out of New York, MIKE TYSON!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 4 - 3 - 0, fighting out of New York, Jzk Crock!
The judges for this bout are Dean Styles, Joseph Jones and Chad Campbell.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Nice cross by Crock.

It looks like MIKE TYSON has been cut.
Crock throws a jab but it's blocked by TYSON.
Crock throws a right and a left that TYSON avoids nicely.
TYSON tries for a takedown but Crock sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
Crock ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Crock throws a right hand that TYSON ducks under and follows up with a left that TYSON also avoids with ease.
Crock connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
TYSON shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it.
TYSON takes one to the side of the head.
Crock rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but TYSON moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
TYSON dodges the punch combination from Crock.
Crock looks gassed!
Crock just misses with a punch to the body.
Nice takedown defense from Crock. No joy for TYSON on that attempt.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for MIKE TYSON. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Crock scores with a jab to the body.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Crock.
TYSON tries to clinch up.
A combination from Crock does no damage.
Crock scores with a nice right hand.
Some wild striking there from Crock.
Crock is using his reach advantage to land shots from outside his opponent's range.
Crock looks to land a combination but TYSON avoids it well.
TYSON could do with loosing a few pounds - he looks very soft around the mid section, to put it politely.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Crock throws a right and a left that both miss.
TYSON fails with the takedown.
Jab, cross, leg kick. Nice combination by TYSON!
Good leg kick by Crock there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Crock fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. TYSON looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Jzk Crock is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Crock connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Nice cross by Crock.
Crock throws a left and a right that both miss
and TYSON counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Crock throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Crock lands an overhand right.
No luck for TYSON with that takedown attempt.
Crock lands a right hook to the body.
Crock throws an overhand right that lands on TYSON's shoulder, as TYSON tries to avoid the shot.
Crock fakes the leg kick and cracks TYSON in the body.
This is turning into a torrid day at the office for TYSON. He's trying desperately to land a takedown but he's failing miserably and getting slapped silly on the feet to compound his misery.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Crock lands a body shot.
Crock throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Crock swinging wilding here.
Crock scores with a nice strike.
TYSON on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
Crock lands a jab, followed by a cross and another cross, as TYSON backs up against the cage.
TYSON wants to clinch up but Crock keeps it at a distance.
Crock throws the left hand but TYSON avoids the punch easily.
TYSON shoots in but Crock avoids the takedown attempt easily.
TYSON shoots in for a takedown but Crock shows good takedown defense.
Crock lands a nice hook to TYSON's body. TYSON takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Crock lets the fists fly and connects with a left straight followed by a right hook.
TYSON swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Crock lands a really nice looking cross but TYSON seems unphased.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
TYSON shoots for a takedown but Crock saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
Crock throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
TYSON slips under a jab.
Crock misses with a jab, cross combination.
Crock lands a jab, followed by a cross and another cross, as TYSON backs up against the cage.
Crock missing with a left hand there. TYSON was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
TYSON shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Crock lands a right hook to the body.
TYSON shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has Crock pinned against the cage. Crock gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
TYSON on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
Crock ducks down and throws a hook to the body but TYSON moves away.
No luck for TYSON with that takedown attempt.
TYSON has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Crock finds it's way round the side to connect with TYSON's head.
TYSON ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
TYSON tries to close the distance and clinch but Crock swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Crock misses with a wild combination.
Crock throws a combination that misses
and TYSON counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
TYSON slips a straight right by Crock.
Crock misses with a body shot.
TYSON looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? Crock is fending him off so far but TYSON persists. Nope, Crock circles away and we're back to standing.
TYSON sees a low kick coming and goes to check it, but it's actually a body kick and it thuds into his unprotected ribs.
TYSON displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Crock throws out the jab.
Crock stuffs the takedown attempt from TYSON. TYSON gets slowly back to his feet.
Crock lands a nice looking body shot.
Crock clobbers TYSON with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
TYSON uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Crock.
Nice sprawl there from Crock as TYSON shoots in.
Jab from Crock.
Crock swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Jzk Crock dominated that round.
The cut man is working on MIKE TYSON's cut.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.

Crock throws a hook but TYSON avoids it easily.
TYSON slips a jab from Crock.
Jzk Crock seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Nice defenses there by TYSON.
Crock throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.

TYSON has managed to clinch.

TYSON breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
TYSON shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Crock as he jumps to the side.
TYSON shoots in but no luck this time.
Crock misses with a body shot.
Crock drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
Crock digs a good body shot into TYSON's ribs.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Crock on the wrong end of a nice hook.
Crock swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Crock takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
TYSON shoots in and drives through. Crock sprawls well.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for MIKE TYSON. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Crock throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck TYSON on the side of the head.
TYSON fails in his attempt to clinch.
TYSON walks into a left hand.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Crock misses with a body punch
and TYSON cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
TYSON ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Crock throws a series of punches but TYSON moves out of range.
Crock with a nice cross.
TYSON throws a looping left and ducks down for a takedown. He's got his arms around Crock's waist but Crock gets an underhook and avoids the takedown by throwing TYSON off to one side.
TYSON shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has Crock pinned against the cage. Crock gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
Crock lands with an overhand left.
TYSON takes a kick to the body and keeps moving.
Crock lands a jab to the nose.
TYSON scores with a jab to the jaw.
TYSON is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
Nice defenses there by Crock.
Crock throws a combination that misses
and Crock takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Crock lands a nice looking body kick.
TYSON tries for a takedown but Crock sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
Jzk Crock seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
A decent looking body kick lands there for Crock.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Crock missing with a left hand there. TYSON was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
TYSON takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
TYSON will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.
TYSON takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
TYSON drops his hands momentarily and Crock takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
A punch combination from Crock misses.
TYSON avoids the body shot from Crock.
Crock displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as TYSON throws out the jab.
TYSON cracks Crock with a good jab.
Crock lands with a straight right. TYSON didn't see that one coming.
Crock swinging wilding here.
Crock throws a combination but it was largely blocked by TYSON.
TYSON ducks under a wild hook from Crock.
Crock stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
MIKE TYSON is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Crock takes one on the chin but seems OK.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
A combination from Crock does no damage.
Crock swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Crock pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
TYSON takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
A telegraphed right hand from TYSON misses the target.
TYSON uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Crock.
Nice uppercut there from Crock.
Crock lands a nice shot to the body.
Crock lands a nice shot that snaps TYSON's head back.
TYSON throws a series of strikes that have Crock backpedaling.
TYSON keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Crock.
TYSON tries to clinch up.
Crock swings for the body but TYSON moves out of range.
No joy there for Crock, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
TYSON shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has Crock pinned against the cage. Crock gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
Crock scores with a decent looking hook.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.
Crock just misses with a punch to the body.
Crock misses the jab.
TYSON closes the distance and clinches up with Crock, looking for a takedown. TYSON pushes Crock against the cage but Crock circles to the side and manages to break the clinch.
Crock looks to score with a jab to the body but TYSON is just out of range.
Crock swings and misses with a hook to the body.
TYSON throws a right and a left that Crock avoids nicely.
TYSON shoots in for a takedown but Crock shows good takedown defense.
A slapping body kick lands there for Crock.
A right-left combo lands from TYSON.
TYSON stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Crock.
Crock keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
TYSON takes one on the button.
TYSON fails with a takedown attempt.
TYSON fails with the takedown.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Jzk Crock showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The cut man is working on MIKE TYSON's cut.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action! The crowd applaud as we get ready to start the final round!

Crock lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
TYSON shoots in looking for a takedown. Crock tries to sprawl out of it but TYSON keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the cage. Crock manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing.
Crock misses with an uppercut.
Crock swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and TYSON counters with a stiff right hand.
A lazy body kick from TYSON
and Crock counters with a nice leg kick.

TYSON has Crock up against the cage in a clinch.
TYSON can't break the clinch.
Knees in the clinch landing for Crock.
TYSON tries to pull guard but Crock holds him up against the cage and eventually TYSON drops back down to his feet.

Crock pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
TYSON avoids the body shot from Crock.
TYSON slips a jab and a cross from Crock.
TYSON is really head hunting here, hardly looking to strike to the body at all.
Crock looks to score with a jab to the body but TYSON is just out of range.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
TYSON shoots in but no luck this time.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for MIKE TYSON. That's going to take a lot out of him.
A solid leg kick lands there for Crock.

That's one minute gone in the round.
TYSON misses with a looping right.
Crock lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but TYSON circles away quickly and effectively.
Crock throws a combination but it was largely blocked by TYSON.
TYSON shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Crock as he avoids it easily.
Crock thuds his right hand into TYSON's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
TYSON misses with a takedown attempt
and Crock counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
TYSON gets his takedown attempt stuffed easily
and Crock counters with a right hand to the body.
TYSON will be looking to protect his midsection after taking some solid kicks to the body.
TYSON is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
The fighters circle momentarily. Crock darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
TYSON takes a swing at Crock's ribcage but misses.
TYSON takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
TYSON takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
TYSON takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Crock throws a good cross that connects.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer.
TYSON tries a low kick but Crock avoids it.
TYSON gets cracked there but stands up to it.
TYSON tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Crock paws at him with a jab and circles away.
TYSON shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Crock as he jumps to the side.
Crock misses with a body shot
and TYSON counters with a lovely straight right hand!
A right-left combo lands from Crock.
Donk. Crock catches TYSON right on the button with a cross.
Crock lands with a head kick! That's gotta hurt.
Crock loads up on a big right hand but TYSON slips the punch.
Crock digs a good body shot into TYSON's ribs.
MIKE TYSON has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Crock throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
TYSON scores with a nice looking left hook and follows it up with an uppercut!
TYSON ducks right into an uppercut from Crock.
TYSON has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Crock finds it's way round the side to connect with TYSON's head.
TYSON doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Crock misses with a two punch combination.
Crock throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent TYSON stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Nice takedown defense from Crock. No joy for TYSON on that attempt.
Crock throws a combination that misses

and TYSON counters with a single leg into guard. Crock didn't expect that.
Crock is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
TYSON knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for Crock on the ground.
TYSON in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
Crock has control of TYSON's left arm, preventing TYSON from doing any damage.

Crock looking for submissions from the bottom here. Moving his hips around, possibly looking for an armbar.

Crock is looking to sinch up a triangle. TYSON throws the leg off to one side though and gets in tight to Crock's body to avoid the submission. Crock has instead reached around TYSON's neck and now has a guillotine! Oh, this is biiiig trouble! Crock arches his back and squeezes and forces the tap from his hapless opponent.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:49 of round 3, we have a winner by way of Submission (Guillotine). Jzk Crock!