PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Ron Jeremy (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Bobby Skinner (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Jeremy comes to the cage accompanied by Ol' Dirty Bastard - Shimmy Shimmy Ya. Bobby Skinner will no doubt be looking to use his reach advantage to good effect.

Jeremy
vs
Skinner

168 cm
24
157 lbs
3 - 0 - 1

186 cm
23
146 lbs
7 - 2 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Basic striking
Granite chin

BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 - 0 - 1, fighting out of New York, Ron Jeremy!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 7 - 2 - 0, fighting out of New York, Bobby Skinner!
The judges for this bout are Joseph Jones, Reed Andrews and John Kavanagh.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Jeremy misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Skinner.
Skinner changes levels and looks for a double leg takedown. Jeremy tries to avoid it but Skinner manages to keep hold of a leg and drag Jeremy to the ground. Jeremy escapes though and pops straight back up to his feet.
Skinner gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Jeremy.
Jeremy stalks Skinner and leaps in with a furious combination of punches. Uppercuts and crosses smash into Skinner's face. Skinner staggers backwards, shaken.
Jeremy lands with a two punch combination before moving back out of range.
Nice sprawl there from Jeremy as Skinner shoots in.
Jeremy jabs Skinner right on the nose. Skinner blinks but takes it well.
Skinner tries to close the distance and clinch but Jeremy swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Jeremy scores with a decent looking hook.
Jeremy looks to score with a jab to the body but Skinner is just out of range.

Skinner throws the overhand right but ducks down into a quick takedown attempt. Jeremy was covering up waiting for the punch and Skinner finishes the takedown easily into guard.
Jeremy is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Jeremy tries to strike from the bottom.

Jeremy is throwing his legs up, looking for submissions. Skinner is aware though and is defending well.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Jeremy tries to land a sweep but no joy.
Skinner won't allow Jeremy to get back to his feet.
Jeremy thows some rabbit punches from the bottom but they don't do any damage.

The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.
Skinner ducks under a wild hook from Jeremy.
Jeremy keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
Some wild striking there from Jeremy.
A punch combination from Jeremy misses.
Nice defenses there by Skinner.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it.
Jeremy avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Skinner has his head slapped from side to side by a 3 punch combination. That must have hurt him.
Jeremy lands a glancing blow to the side of Skinner's head.
Jeremy misses with the combination.
Jeremy misses the shot to the body.
Skinner thows a body kick. Jeremy tries to catch it but that hurt him.

Jeremy closes the distance and looks for a trip takedown... aaaand he's got it - Jeremy lands in his opponent's guard.
Jeremy is breathing heavily.
Jeremy is looking to work some ground and pound but Skinner has wrist control.
Jeremy throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Skinner works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
There's a bit of a scramble here and now Skinner is on top in guard.
Skinner is standing up over Jeremy. Jeremy looks to escape but Skinner dives into side control.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Skinner is trying to land an Americana. He has the arm isolated but Jeremy is keeping cool and he's avoided the danger for now.
Jeremy looks to move to half guard but instead Skinner has passed into mount! Damn!
Jeremy tries to get back to half guard but can't.
Jeremy is working hard here to advance position.
Jeremy looking to escape from mount but he's given up his back!
Skinner is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A lull in the action here being met with boos from the crowd.
Jeremy manages to reverse the position and now he's in Skinner's guard. Nice work there by Jeremy.
Skinner wants to sweep here but Jeremy controlling him for the moment.
Skinner utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.

Jeremy decides he's had enough of playing guard and decides to stand. Come on Skinner, up you get!

Jeremy shoots in for a takedown and gets it. Oh and he's advanced to full mount straight away.
Jeremy lands a shot to the body, followed up by a shot to the exposed head of his trapped opponent.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.

Jeremy moves into side control, trying to work for a kimura. That looks painful! Will he finish!!?? No, Skinner has worked his arm free - good work by Skinner!
Skinner tries to bench press Jeremy off him but Jeremy keeps the position.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Ron Jeremy dominated that round.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!

Skinner doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Jeremy stalks Skinner and leaps in with a furious combination of punches. Uppercuts and crosses smash into Skinner's face. Skinner staggers backwards, shaken.
Jeremy misses with a series of wild punches.
Jeremy misses with a wild body shot.
Jeremy fails to land with a series of punches.
Jeremy misses with the combination.
Jeremy misses with a wild body shot.
Jeremy circles away from the clinch attempt.
Jeremy throws a combination. Skinner tries to block but a couple of punches get through.
Skinner moves in looking to clinch but Jeremy pushes him off.
Jeremy cracks a nice hook into Skinner's ribs.
Jeremy throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Skinner stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Skinner, right into the meat.
Ron Jeremy is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Skinner closes the distance and clinches up with Jeremy, looking for a takedown. Skinner pushes Jeremy against the cage but Jeremy circles to the side and manages to break the clinch.
Jeremy throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Skinner.
Jeremy lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Skinner uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Jeremy.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Donk. Jeremy catches Skinner right on the button with a cross.
Jeremy scores with a nice one two combo and darts back out of range to avoid anything coming in the opposite direction.
Jeremy keeps the fight on the outside.
Jeremy is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
Skinner on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
Skinner tries to clinch there but Jeremy circles away.
Jeremy uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Skinner has time to react.
Jeremy swats away the attempt to clinch by Skinner.
Jeremy cracks a nice hook into Skinner's ribs.
Skinner slips a jab and a cross from Jeremy.
Jeremy thows a body shot but no joy.
Jeremy throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Jeremy takes a swing at Skinner's ribcage but misses.
Jeremy tests Skinner's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Jeremy throws a right and a left that Skinner avoids nicely.
Ron Jeremy seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.

Skinner drops down and drives through with a powerful takedown into guard.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.

Jeremy pushes Skinner off and scrambles back to his feet.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Nice takedown defense from Jeremy. No joy for Skinner on that attempt.
Jeremy misses with a body shot.
Jeremy scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
Jeremy ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Skinner uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Jeremy.
Skinner looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.
Ron Jeremy has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Bobby Skinner.
Skinner shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Jeremy as he jumps to the side.
Jeremy cracks a nice hook into Skinner's ribs.
Good exchange - Jeremy coming out on top.
Jeremy looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Jeremy is looking to wear down Skinner with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
Jeremy misses with a two punch combination.
Skinner is looking to clinch.
Jeremy ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Jeremy lands with a nice body punch.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Skinner takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
A jab from Jeremy finds it's way through Skinner's defenses.
Jeremy misses with a wild combination.
Jeremy avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Jeremy dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Jab, cross, leg kick. Nice combination by Jeremy!
Jeremy swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
The fight stays on the outside here - Skinner looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Jeremy rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Skinner moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Skinner has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
Jeremy displays good takedown defense there as he swats away a double leg from Skinner.
A combination from Jeremy does no damage.
Jeremy misses with a series of wild punches.
Jeremy throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Jeremy paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The fighters circle momentarily. Jeremy darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
Skinner is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
Skinner takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Jeremy lands a jab, followed by a cross and another cross, as Skinner backs up against the cage.
Jeremy fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Jeremy lands a jab to the head.
Jeremy throws a right hand that Skinner ducks under and follows up with a left that Skinner also avoids with ease.
Jeremy misses with a wild body shot.
Jeremy lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Jeremy pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Jeremy punishes Skinner's body with a nice straight punch.
Ron Jeremy is winning the standup battle so far.
Skinner is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Jeremy swings and misses with a hook to the body.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Jeremy fails to land with a series of punches.
Jeremy lands a really nice looking cross but Skinner seems unphased.
Jeremy lets the fists fly and connects with a left straight followed by a right hook.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Jeremy swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Ron Jeremy dominated that second round.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action. This is the final round!

Jeremy scores with a jab. Skinner acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
Jeremy misses with a few strikes there.
Skinner throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Skinner takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Jeremy avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Skinner wants to clinch up but Jeremy keeps it at a distance.
A left and a right from Jeremy both land. Nice combination.
Skinner shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it.

Jeremy closes the distance and clinches up, looking for a takedown. He shifts his weight and gets a nice trip into half guard.
Jeremy drops an elbow to the side of Skinner's head.
Skinner keeping his head moving to avoid the ground and pound.
Jeremy throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Skinner has hold of Jeremy's hands but Jeremy slips his arm to the side and lands an elbow.
Jeremy scoring with strikes to the body and head.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Jeremy throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man.
Jeremy works his way into full mount!
Jeremy landing shots from mount.
Jeremy is in the full mount, landing strikes.
Jeremy scores with a couple of good head shots there.
Jeremy landing strikes, looking to finish!
Jeremy lands an elbow that was bordering on illegal but the referee lets it go with a warning.
Jeremy misses with a series of strikes from mount. He'll no doubt be working on his ground and pound when he gets back to the gym.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Jeremy raining down shots from the mount!
Jeremy postures up and cracks his opponent a couple of times before moving back into close ground control. Skinner looks a forlorn figure.
Jeremy pausing momentarily but resumes with a couple of decent strikes that do a bit of damage.
Jeremy prevents Skinner from getting the reversal.
Jeremy working the ground and pound effectively.
Jeremy lands with some vicious ground and pound - can Skinner hang on?

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Jeremy raining down shots from the mount!
Jeremy lands with some vicious ground and pound - can Skinner hang on?
Skinner takes a big shot to the head but keeps on trying to improve his position.
Jeremy scoring with some good ground and pound from mount here. Will he manage to finish Skinner?
Jeremy scoring with some good ground and pound from mount here. Will he manage to finish Skinner?
Jeremy is landing with some decent strikes but Skinner is trying to advance his position so the referee is letting the fight continue.
Jeremy landing strikes from the mount.
Jeremy prevents Skinner from getting the reversal.
Skinner taking shots to the head.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Jeremy is landing with some decent strikes but Skinner is trying to advance his position so the referee is letting the fight continue.
Jeremy dominating with strikes here.
Skinner is trying desperately to improve position.
Jeremy lands a couple of nice shots there from mount.
Bobby Skinner has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Jeremy scores with a couple of good head shots there.
Ron Jeremy is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Jeremy working the ground and pound effectively.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Jeremy is still in mount, landing shots to his trapped opponent. Skinner can't stay in a position like this for much longer.

And that's the end of the fight!
Ron Jeremy showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Jeremy has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Joseph Jones scores the fight for Ron Jeremy!
Judge Reed Andrews scores the fight for Ron Jeremy!
Judge John Kavanagh scores the fight for Ron Jeremy!

Ron Jeremy wins by unanimous decision!