PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight kickboxing rules bout between Jordi Joestar (ranked 15146 p4p, 6098 weight class) and Johnny Drama (ranked 194 p4p, 173 weight class). Joestar comes to the ring accompanied by God Save The Queen. Drama has chosen The Vicious White Kids No Lip as his entrance music, which hasn't gone down very well with the crowd. I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that Johnny Drama was going to win. Let's see if he was right.

Joestar
vs
Drama

195 cm
44
243
20 - 15 - 0

188 cm
44
240
32 - 30 - 0

World class boxer
Very strong

Excellent MT
Heavy handed

HELLBENT

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 20 - 15 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Jordi Joestar!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 32 - 30 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Johnny Drama!
The judges for this bout are Steve Erwin, Donatello Bradman and Darius Henderson.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Drama looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Joestar avoids a punch combination nicely.
Joestar was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Joestar pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Drama is pinned up against the ropes taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
Drama misses with a few strikes there.
Drama misses with a body shot.
Joestar throws a quick counter head kick but Drama was just out of range.
Drama blocks a head kick by Joestar.
Joestar doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Drama cracks Joestar with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.

It looks like Jordi Joestar has been cut.
Decent striking displayed by Drama there.
A head kick from Joestar lands but Drama takes it in his stride.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Drama throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Joestar throws a shot from downtown. Drama moves away and avoids it.
Drama unleashes a big counter combination but Joestar bobs and weaves and avoids any damage.
Joestar ducks under a wild hook from Drama.
Drama throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Drama misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Joestar looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Drama takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Drama tries to work over Joestar's front leg with a kick but Joestar checks it.
Drama misses with a combination
and Joestar counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Drama tries a head kick but it misses.
Joestar misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Joestar misses with a head kick.
Joestar takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
Drama swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Joestar drops his hands momentarily and Drama takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
Joestar lunges at Drama with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Drama's hand.
Drama throws a series of punches but Joestar moves out of range.
Joestar thinks about countering with a head kick.
No joy there for Drama, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Drama pushing out the jab but it's not landing.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Joestar tries a head kick but it misses.
Joestar throws a head kick but Drama moves out of range.
Drama only half commits to the counter leg kick.
Drama misses with a head kick.
Joestar throws a quick head kick that skims the top of Drama's head.
Joestar cracks Drama with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.

Joestar lands a head kick that bluckles Drama and drops him to the canvas. He's still conscious but it looks like it's going to take him the full 10 seconds to get back his senses! He's up on 9 and seems to be just about OK to continue.... the referee agrees and we're back to the action with Joestar no doubt looking to push for a finish!

Drama is rocked!
Drama pivots, looking for a leg kick but Joestar is out of range and Drama settles back down.
Drama swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Joestar.
Joestar misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Drama swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Joestar lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
Drama misses with a hook. Joestar ducked under it nicely.
Joestar throws a quick counter head kick but Drama was just out of range.

Joestar connects with a beautiful left hand that drops Drama onto his butt! Drama bounces straight back up though - he's OK. After the ref checks him out, we're back to the action.
Drama is still on wobbly legs! Can Joestar finish him?
Joestar swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Drama seems to have recovered his senses.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Drama throws a right and a left that both miss.
Joestar lands with a shot to the body.
Drama connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Joestar's hands.

Jordi Joestar's cut is getting worse.
Drama closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
Drama connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Joestar slips under a jab.
Drama misses with a straight right.
Joestar throws a quick counter head kick but Drama was just out of range.
Drama throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Joestar is looking to counter with head kicks.
Drama swings wildly with a couple of big hooks

and Joestar counters with a really nice, stiff jab that drops Drama onto his ass. He'll have to take the mandatory count from the referee but he's back on his feet and he seems OK to continue.
Drama looks winded!
This has been an exciting period of action!
Drama throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Joestar connects with a quick right hand that sends Drama tumbling backwards onto the canvas! As his head bounces into the ropes, it doesn't look good for him beating the count! 3,4,5,6,7 and he's up! No, he's back down again! This one is all over - the referee has called off the fight!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:49 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punch). Jordi Joestar!
Jordi Joestar opened up his post fight interview with a scream to camera that he wants a title shot! Whether he deserves the shot will be up to the management of the organization, so I guess he'll have to wait and see.