PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Iron Side (ranked 895 p4p, 1031 weight class) and Stinky Armpits (ranked 128 p4p, 151 weight class). Side comes to the ring accompanied by In the Dark - Vintage Culture, Fancy Inc . Armpits is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by Side to Side. Stinky Armpits acknowledges the crowd's support as he enters the ring.

Side
vs
Armpits

190 cm
22
225
9 - 2 - 0

190 cm
22
215
7 - 3 - 0

Decent wrestler
Excellent boxer
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
Excellent MT
Good gas tank

Brooklyn Threads

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 9 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Iron Side!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 7 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Stinky Armpits!
The judges for this bout are Wesley Smith, Alan Glass and Cecil Peabody.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Armpits looks to throw the jab but Side is out of range.
Side connects with a right hand. Armpits shakes it off.
Armpits connects with a crisp jab.
Armpits connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Armpits misses with a lunging right hand
enabling Side to counter with a crisp jab.
Armpits drops Side with a straight right hand, right on the button! Armpits follows him down to the mat and pounds him out with hammerfists until the referee jumps in to end the fight!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:28 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Stinky Armpits!
Stinky Armpits decided to go for the less than humble approach in his post fight interview, telling everyone how he is going to conquer the world. The crowd seemed to like it when really that sort of approach could have gone either way.
In defeat, Iron Side stepped up to the mic, saying 'I'll back and knock him out!'.