PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Jose The Crash Test Dummy (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Quebra Queixo (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Quebra Queixo is the more experienced fighter, so let's see if that makes a difference tonight.

The Crash Test Dummy
vs
Queixo

215 cm
18
300 lbs
0 - 2 - 0

190 cm
22
290 lbs
1 - 5 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Counter striker
Prefers ground

BJJ White Belt
Good low kicks
Powerful

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Jose The Crash Test Dummy!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Quebra Queixo!
The judges for this bout are Luis Engracia, Alexandre Firmino and Leandro Rodrigues.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Horrible takedown by Queixo or perhaps it was just good defense by The Crash Test Dummy which made him look bad.
Quebra Queixo seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
A good leg kick by Queixo.
Queixo tries to close the distance and clinch up but The Crash Test Dummy swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Queixo misses with a takedown attempt - The Crash Test Dummy sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.
Queixo moves in looking to clinch but The Crash Test Dummy pushes him off.
Queixo shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has The Crash Test Dummy pinned against the cage. The Crash Test Dummy gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
Jose The Crash Test Dummy has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Quebra Queixo.

Queixo scores a trip takedown into side control. Nice.
The Crash Test Dummy is trying to control Queixo's posture but Queixo avoids it.
The Crash Test Dummy is in a bad position, trying to hold on for dear life but he is really struggling to maintain any sort of control.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Queixo trying to control the position but The Crash Test Dummy is working away.
Queixo in the domination position with The Crash Test Dummy hanging on.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Queixo is looking to take a break and control but The Crash Test Dummy is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
The Crash Test Dummy is trying to stand back up. He's worked his way up against the cage but Queixo has just dragged him back down to the mat.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer.

Neither fighter is doing enough for the referee's liking and he's decided to stand them back up.
The Crash Test Dummy tries to close the distance and clinch but Queixo swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Queixo feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to The Crash Test Dummy's calf.
The Crash Test Dummy is breathing heavily.

The Crash Test Dummy darts in and clinches Queixo up against the cage.
The Crash Test Dummy jumps guard but Queixo stands there with The Crash Test Dummy around his waist. The Crash Test Dummy gives up and drops back to his feet. We remain in the clinch.
Queixo tries to score a body lock takedown but The Crash Test Dummy shows good agility there to stay on his feet.

The Crash Test Dummy has managed to pull guard. Let's see whether he can work an aggressive guard. It will also be interesting to see what tactics Queixo uses from the top position.
Queixo wants to stand but The Crash Test Dummy has a closed guard, so he can't escape.

The Crash Test Dummy has a loose triangle. He'll be looking to tighten that up but Queixo can see exactly what he's planning and manages to posture up and free himself.
The Crash Test Dummy controlling Queixo's posture.
The Crash Test Dummy keeping moving, preventing Queixo from controlling successfully.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
The Crash Test Dummy controlling the position.
Queixo looking to pass the guard.
Queixo wants to control from the top but The Crash Test Dummy keeps moving.
The Crash Test Dummy wants to control here, rather than go for any submissions from the bottom. At least for now.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer.

The Crash Test Dummy working for a triangle but Queixo defends it easily.
The Crash Test Dummy will need to keep those long limbs tucked in whilst he's on the ground, to prevent any submissions.

Queixo drops back for a leg! It's a sloppy attempt though and Queixo jumps back into guard quickly, to retain the dominant position.
Queixo trying to control but The Crash Test Dummy is working from the bottom.
The Crash Test Dummy controlling the position.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Quebra Queixo dominated that round.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.

Queixo jabs at The Crash Test Dummy's body.
Queixo punishes The Crash Test Dummy's body with a nice straight punch.
Queixo tries for a takedown but The Crash Test Dummy sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
Queixo throws a quick inside leg kick.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
The fight stays on the outside here - The Crash Test Dummy looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Queixo tries to clinch up but The Crash Test Dummy circles away and keeps his distance.
Queixo tries to bum rush The Crash Test Dummy with a series of wild strikes but The Crash Test Dummy uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Quebra Queixo seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Queixo is looking to clinch but The Crash Test Dummy is avoiding it.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Queixo tries to clinch up but The Crash Test Dummy circles away and keeps his distance.

That's one minute gone in the round.

The Crash Test Dummy shoots in and gets a takedown into half guard. The Crash Test Dummy showed some decent athleticism there.
The Crash Test Dummy content to control rather than advance.
Queixo tries to roll over but The Crash Test Dummy keeps him under control.
Queixo wants to control but The Crash Test Dummy is keeping busy and won't allow it.
The Crash Test Dummy sitting and controlling from the half guard.
The Crash Test Dummy is working hard to pass the guard. He's done it - he's now in full mount! Trouble for Queixo!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The Crash Test Dummy controlling the position easily from mount.
Queixo is trying to reverse the position but instead The Crash Test Dummy has taken his back - oops!
The Crash Test Dummy is riding his opponent, not letting Queixo buck him off.
Queixo holding both The Crash Test Dummy 's hands and preventing any damage.
The Crash Test Dummy controls the action.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
The Crash Test Dummy is hanging on to Queixo's back as he tries to escape.
The Crash Test Dummy has the hooks sunk in and you can see the will to fight slowly draining out of Queixo's body.
Queixo is trying to break free.
The Crash Test Dummy biding his time, controlling Queixo.

The referee stands the fighters back up. Jose The Crash Test Dummy just wasn't active enough from the dominant position.

The Crash Test Dummy gets in close and instigates a clinch.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.

The Crash Test Dummy successfully pulls guard.
Queixo tries to stand but The Crash Test Dummy is controlling from the bottom.
The Crash Test Dummy trying to control the position here.
There's a bit of a scramble here and now The Crash Test Dummy is on top in guard.
The Crash Test Dummy not doing a lot at the moment. He'll have to show some more aggression or the fight will get stood up.
Queixo looking to hit a scissor sweep but The Crash Test Dummy is one step ahead there.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close second round but Quebra Queixo will probably get the nod - 10:9.
That's time! Back to the action! This is the final round!

The Crash Test Dummy closes the distance and clinches.

The Crash Test Dummy pulls guard effortlessly.
The Crash Test Dummy wants to sweep but no luck.

The Crash Test Dummy is working actively off his back, looking to secure an arm or perhaps work for a triangle.
The Crash Test Dummy is pulling down on Queixo's head. It's preventing any offense from Queixo, at least for the moment.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Queixo would like to get this fight back to the feet but can't get free from the closed guard.

That's one minute gone in the round.

The Crash Test Dummy has a loose triangle. He'll be looking to tighten that up but Queixo can see exactly what he's planning and manages to posture up and free himself.
Queixo looking to pass the guard.
The Crash Test Dummy wants to control here, rather than go for any submissions from the bottom. At least for now.
The Crash Test Dummy trying to keep a closed guard but Queixo is proving a slippery customer.
The Crash Test Dummy keeping moving, preventing Queixo from controlling successfully.
Queixo trying to stand up but can't free himself from The Crash Test Dummy's guard.
Queixo must be cautious of submissions here, given that his opponent has the superior Jiu Jitsu.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are getting on the fighters' backs, as the pace has dropped off in the last minute or so.
The Crash Test Dummy tries to land a sweep but no joy.
The Crash Test Dummy has control of Queixo's left arm, preventing Queixo from doing any damage.
Queixo wants to stand but The Crash Test Dummy has a closed guard, so he can't escape.
Queixo being controlled here momentarily.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Queixo trying to control but The Crash Test Dummy is working from the bottom.
Queixo working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
Queixo throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as The Crash Test Dummy works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
Jose The Crash Test Dummy has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
The Crash Test Dummy is pulling down on Queixo's head to control his posture.
The Crash Test Dummy keeping moving, preventing Queixo from controlling successfully.
The Crash Test Dummy has Queixo pulled in close to control his posture.

The referee stands the fighters back up. Jose The Crash Test Dummy just wasn't active enough from the dominant position.
Queixo shoots in but doesn't get the takedown

and The Crash Test Dummy counters with a takedown into full mount! That could mean trouble for Queixo!

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Queixo in a bad spot here, taking shots to the head.
The Crash Test Dummy content just to control the position here.
Queixo taking shots to the head.
The crowd growing excited in anticipation of a finish here! Right on cue, The Crash Test Dummy cracks his opponent with a massive right hand that draws loud cheers!
Queixo tries to lock up and control but The Crash Test Dummy gives him a forearm to the face and pushes him away.
The Crash Test Dummy sitting in mount, just looking to control for the moment.
The Crash Test Dummy dominating with strikes here.

And that's the end of the fight!
Jose The Crash Test Dummy showed his dominance in that final round.
I think Queixo has won this one but let's see whether the judges agree with me. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Luis Engracia scores the fight 28:29
Judge Alexandre Firmino scores the fight 28:29
Judge Leandro Rodrigues scores the fight 28:29

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Quebra Queixo!