PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Simon Gustafsson (ranked 364 p4p, 1051 weight class) and Paul Joseph Watson (ranked 59 p4p, 154 weight class). Watson has chosen Anarchy in the UK as his entrance music, which hasn't gone down very well with the crowd. These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.

Gustafsson
vs
Watson

200 cm
30
213
17 - 11 - 0

190 cm
29
213
13 - 7 - 0

BJJ Red Belt
Excellent boxer
Cardio machine

Excellent grappler
World class MT
Good gas tank

Vegan Gains
Urban Fighter

Urban Fighter

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 17 - 11 - 0, fighting out of London, Simon Gustafsson!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 13 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Paul Joseph Watson!
The judges for this bout are Sam Margolis, Richard Clark and William Gold.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Nice sprawl there from Watson as Gustafsson shoots in.
Gustafsson has been talking about how he's improved his wrestling in the run up to the fight so let's see if that's enough to sway the balance.
Paul Joseph Watson seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.

Watson gets a takedown into half guard.

Gustafsson actively working from the bottom here.

Gustafsson looking for submissions from an awkward position here.
Watson has been taking part in the yoga sessions down at Soul Supremacy Rio. Presumably he's going to look for a slick submission... Or maybe he's looking to avoid one.

Watson seems to be looking for submissions.
Watson trying to mount his opponent but Gustafsson defends it.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.

Watson is trying for a kimura here. Gustafsson looks like he's in a lot of pain... and he's tapping out! Watson wins by kimura!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:59 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). Paul Joseph Watson!
A very excited looking Paul Joseph Watson rambled incoherently for about 5 minutes post fight about how awesome he is. It was kinda funny for a while but then everyone got annoyed.