PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Drapton Heed (ranked 6577 p4p, 23548 weight class) and Jank Stank (ranked 616 p4p, 699 weight class). Stank is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by lil darkie x eddison - drink my piss you nasty slut yeah yeah. Jank Stank acknowledges the crowd's support as he enters the cage.

Heed
vs
Stank

173 cm
32
157
10 - 10 - 0

185 cm
26
165
4 - 12 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent MT
Big right hand

BJJ Blue Belt
Decent boxing
Heavy handed

PWNAGE

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 10 - 10 - 0, fighting out of London, Drapton Heed!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 4 - 12 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Jank Stank!
The judges for this bout are Jeff Smith, Chris Saunders and Roger Salmon.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Heed throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Stank sees it coming and avoids it easily.
The fighters circling - Heed throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
A big right from Stank misses.
Nice uppercut lands for Heed. That snapped Stank's head back.
Nice defenses there by Stank.
Stank looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
Stank takes a swing at Heed's ribcage but misses.
Heed misses with a few strikes there.
Drapton Heed seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Stank throws a hook but Heed blocks it.
Stank tries to bum rush Heed with a series of wild strikes but Heed uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Stank misses with a low kick.
Heed throws a body shot but no joy.
Nice uppercut lands for Heed. That snapped Stank's head back.
Heed fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Stank manages to avoid it.
Heed takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
Stank closes this distance looking for a takedown but Heed circles away.

Heed cracks Stank with a big right hand that sends him crashing to the floor. Heed has the opportunity to follow him to the ground but instead he's beckoning Stank to stand back up!

Stank is rocked!

It looks like Jank Stank has been cut.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Stank looks for a takedown but Heed sprawls well.
Stank is still on wobbly legs! Can Heed finish him?
Both fighters step back and shake their arms out. Heed engages and cracks Stank with a massive lead left hook - Stank tumbles to the floor, out cold! What a shot! Heed is delighted - all that hard work in training paid off!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:57 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Drapton Heed!
Jank Stank was interviewed post fight and said 'Ermmmmm... This is not what i expected lolzer'.