PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Robin Knarren (ranked 3979 p4p, 25155 weight class) and Www Www (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Www Www told me before the fight that he's been watching a lot of DVDs so let's see if that helps him in this one! I can't wait to find out!

Knarren
vs
Www

165 cm
25
134
1 - 0 - 0

165 cm
18
143
1 - 5 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Solid boxing
Likes comics

BJJ Blue Belt
Counter fighter
Solid chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Robin Knarren!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Www Www!
The judges for this bout are Robert Twigg, Tiny Johnson and Chris Downing.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A low kick lands for Knarren.
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from Www.
Knarren feints and then cracks Www's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Www down.
Knarren throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Knarren rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Www moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Www swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Knarren pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Knarren misses with a wild combination.
A countering left hand to the body from Www misses.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Knarren throws a series of punches but Www avoids them all with ease.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Www! But no joy.
Knarren misses with an uppercut.
A countering left hand to the body from Www misses.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Knarren throws a head kick that misses
and Www counters with a leg kick.
Www keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Www follows through with a counter body kick but it doesn't land.
Knarren throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.

Knarren closes the distance and clinches.
Www being controlled against the cage.
Www is trying to push Knarren away but Knarren has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Knarren stalls.

Www manages to break the clinch.
Www looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.
Knarren definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
Knarren scores with a leg kick.
Knarren fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Www manages to avoid it.
Www let fly with a counter punch to the body but it didn't land.
Knarren is looking to chop away at Www's legs.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Knarren jabs. That one connects to the head of his opponent.
A clash of legs there as Www blocks the low kick.
Www is trying to avoid his opponent's strikes and get into the clinch.
Knarren scores with a leg kick.
Www swats away the attempt to clinch by Knarren.
Www is looking for the big counter here.
Knarren misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Www.
Www appears to be waiting to throw a counter punch to the body.

Www shoots in and scores a nice double leg takedown into half guard.

Knarren kicks Www off and gets back to his feet.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Www checks a leg kick.
Www appears to be waiting to throw a counter punch to the body.
Knarren motions for Www to come forward. Knarren throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Www appears to be waiting to throw a counter punch to the body.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Www shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with Knarren but Knarren pushes him off and we're back to square one.
Robin Knarren has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Www Www.
Knarren scores with a body shot.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Knarren lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Www has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Www and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
A nice side step and Www releases a counter shot to the body, but it doesn't find it's home.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Knarren lands a jab to Www's midsection.
Knarren fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Robin Knarren dominated that round.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.

Www fails miserably with a takedown attempt.
Knarren fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Www is out of range.
Www counters with a body kick.
Robin Knarren is winning the standup battle so far.
Knarren looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Www keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.

Knarren fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Www, pushing him back against the cage.

Knarren breaks from the clinch.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Knarren fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.
Www steps in looking to counter with the mid kick but it doesn't connect.
Knarren misses the shot to the body.
Www appears to be waiting to throw a counter punch to the body.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Www drives through with a takedown into guard.

Knarren uses the cage to get back to his feet.
Knarren tries to clinch up but Www circles away and keeps his distance.
Www doesn't fully commit to the body shot counter.
A nice combination there by Knarren.

Excellent takedown into side control there by Knarren.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Www can't do much from the bottom here.
Knarren scoring with punches and elbows.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A lull in the action here.
Www managing to avoid any damage from the strikes thrown by Knarren.
Robin Knarren overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
Www pushes Knarren away and creates a bit of space to escape. He's almost out here... but no, Knarren gets a good hold of his legs and remains firmly in side control.
Knarren sitting in side control, looking to soften his opponent up with elbows and hammerfists but Www is avoiding damage well and looking to escape the position.
The referee wants the fighters to be more active or he's going to reset them on the feet.
Www wants to escape from the position here - easier said than done!

The referee has motioned to the fighters to stand back up.

Knarren looking for a takedown here - he's got it.
Knarren is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Www can do to turn this around?

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Knarren controlling from the guard. I say controlling but really, he's stalling.
Knarren seems to have a rather negative gameplan on the ground. He seems keen to just score the takedown and hold down Www for as long as he can get away with.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer.
Www wants to stand up but Knarren is controlling him.
Knarren throws a big right hand that misses.
Www can't do much from the bottom at the moment, as Knarren controls the pace.
We must be close to a standup if these guys don't pick up the pace.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.

The referee has decided to stand the fighters back up, so we'll restart on the feet.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Robin Knarren dominated that second round.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action. This is the final round!

Knarren gets caught flat footed, as Www shoots in with a quick takedown into guard.
Www looking to sit in guard and control but Knarren gets the butterfly guard and sweeps. He's now in the guard on the top.

Www is looking to stand back up... there's a bit of a scramble and Knarren dives into side control.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Www pushes Knarren away and creates a bit of space to escape. He's almost out here... but no, Knarren gets a good hold of his legs and remains firmly in side control.

Knarren decides to take the fight back to the feet.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A punch combination from Knarren misses.
Www now looks to counter with a shot at the body.

Knarren instigates a clinch.
Knarren missing with knees to the body.

Knarren escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Knarren tries for a takedown but Www sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
Www doesn't fully commit to the body shot counter.
Knarren darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
Knarren connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
Knarren lands with a two punch combination before moving back out of range.
Robin Knarren is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Knarren throws a leg kick but Www moved away.
Www now looks to counter with a shot at the body.
Knarren looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Knarren misses with a jab, cross combination.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Www has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Knarren.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Knarren throws a sloppy head kick and Www moves out of range easily.
Www tries a counter takedown but it's more of a dummy move, and he uses it to push himself away.
Knarren scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Knarren tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Www was well out of range. Poor timing from Knarren.
Knarren dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Knarren throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Knarren uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Www jabs Knarren to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Knarren throws a right and a left that Www avoids nicely.
Knarren stuffs the takedown.
Knarren looked to counter that last move with a leg kick but didn't pull the trigger.
Knarren throws a right and a left that both miss.
Www checks the leg kick nicely there.
As Knarren backs off Www throws a huge counter combo but Knarren manages to avoid it all.
Knarren throws a front kick aimed at Www's knee but Www avoids it well.
A nice side step and Www releases a counter shot to the body, but it doesn't find it's home.
Knarren throws a leg kick but Www checks it.
Knarren takes a swing at Www's ribcage but misses.
Www doesn't fully commit to the body shot counter.
Knarren digs a good body shot into Www's ribs.
Robin Knarren is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Www ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Www is clearly trying to counter these attacks from Knarren with a body shot.
Knarren throws a body punch but Www moves out of range.
Www appears to be waiting to throw a counter punch to the body.
Knarren scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
Nice body punch from Knarren.
Www tries to score a power double leg takedown but Knarren sees that one coming and sprawls well. That will dishearten Www somewhat.
Www Www has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Www closes this distance looking for a takedown but Knarren circles away.
As Www looks to move away, Knarren throws a big counter combo but Www just gets out of the way.
Robin Knarren has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Www Www.
Www is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.

And that's the end of the fight!
Robin Knarren showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Knarren has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Robert Twigg scores the fight 30:27
Judge Tiny Johnson scores the fight 30:27
Judge Chris Downing scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Robin Knarren!