PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Mike Tyson (ranked 6138 p4p, 3953 weight class) and Ching Chong (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Ching Chong is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples.

Tyson
vs
Chong

180 cm
16
225
0 - 1 - 0

205 cm
25
265
1 - 0 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Solid boxing
Self confident

Good wrestler
Counter fighter
Experienced

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Mike Tyson!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Ching Chong!
The judges for this bout are Bart Greer, Peter Branson and Dirk Anderson.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Tyson looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Tyson closes the distance and lands a one-two.
Chong looks for a takedown but Tyson sprawls well.
Tyson throws a left and a right that both miss

and Chong counters with a shoot takedown into half guard.
Chong is taking a breather. Tyson says something to him but it's hard to make out. Perhaps he's telling him to get on with it and actually do something.

Chong looking for a kimura but he'll have to free his other leg if he wants to finish that. Perhaps he's just using it as a distraction technique.
Tyson knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for Chong on the ground.
Chong is taking a breather. Tyson says something to him but it's hard to make out. Perhaps he's telling him to get on with it and actually do something.
Chong has freed up his trapped foot and advances to mount.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Tyson tries to buck Chong off but he can't manage it.
Tyson on his back here. We all know that wrestlers don't like being on their back so let's see if Tyson tries to get out of the position.
Chong landing punches.
Chong controlling from mount.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Tyson is really trying hard to get back to his feet.
Chong looking to control and managing it successfully.
Tyson is trying to stand.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Chong controlling his opponent.
Chong's corner are shouting for him to control the position and he seems happy to oblige.
Tyson might be looking to lock onto one of his opponent's long limbs for a submission, whilst we're on the ground.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Chong scoring with some good ground and pound from mount here. Will he manage to finish Tyson?
Tyson could do with losing a few pounds - he looks very soft around the mid section, to put it politely.
Chong controlling the position easily from mount.
Tyson wants to try and get back to his feet.
Chong controlling his opponent.
It looks like Chong might be adopting somewhat of a lay and pray gameplan here, which I'm sure won't go down too well with the paying fans in attendance... Or the ring announcers come to think of it.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Chong is continuing to stall.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Ching Chong dominated that round.
That's time! Tyson's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.

Chong jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Chong takes a shot to the body in his stride.

Chong scores a trip takedown into side control. Nice.
Chong is moving around in side control but his primary objective seems to be to maintain the position.
Chong throwing shots but missing, from side control.
You can see the frustration on Tyson's face as Chong controls the position.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Let's hope that Chong has the urge to step up the pace any second now because for the last 15 or 20 seconds he's just been holding on tight.
Ching Chong has got the better of the ground game so far.
More stalling from Chong.
Chong passes to full mount! That's big trouble for Tyson!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight.
Chong unloads with some shots from mount but Tyson bucks and avoids them well.
Chong controlling from mount.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Chong has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Chong lands with some vicious ground and pound - can Tyson hang on?

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Chong controlling from the full mount.
We're seeing a lot of stalling here from Chong.
Chong looking to ground and pound his opponent to a finish here.
Chong sitting in mount, just looking to control for the moment.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The adventures of Chong the control monster continue. Boring.
Chong landing punches.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Chong controlling from mount.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Ching Chong showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business. This is the final round!

Tyson throws a sloppy head kick and Chong moves out of range easily.

Tyson gets a clinch.
Chong has a couple of punches blocked by Tyson.
Tyson is trying to break free.

Chong's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Chong blocks a head kick by Tyson.
Chong feints the counter takedown.
Tyson misses with a series of wild punches.
Chong dodges the punch combination from Tyson.
Mike Tyson is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Tyson moves in looking to clinch but Chong pushes him off.
Tyson is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Chong.

Chong shoots in looking for a single leg takedown. Tyson is trying to defend but Chong finishes it well and ends up in half guard. Let's see if he can advance position further.
Chong prevents Tyson from standing back up.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Chong works his foot free and advances to mount.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Tyson is in a horrible position here, under a barrage of strikes, he's managing to avoid any damage.
Chong is still in mount, landing shots to his trapped opponent. Tyson can't stay in a position like this for much longer.

Chong is working for a guillotine from mount but Tyson frees his head quite easily.
Chong controlling his opponent.
Tyson is trying to stand.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Chong controlling from mount.
Chong with more of the same as he continues to hold on.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Chong throwing sloppy strikes here. Perhaps if he tightened up his striking from such a dominant position, he'd be able to finish easier.
Chong controlling from mount.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.
Chong dominating with strikes here.
Chong takes a little breather and maintains the position. The referee will be looking for him to stay active from such a dominant position though.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Mike Tyson has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!

Chong has hold of Tyson's left arm, perhaps looking for a submission. The two fighters tussle over control of the isolated limb and Tyson manages to get his arm back to his side and away from danger.

And that's the end of the fight!
Ching Chong comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I've got Chong winning every round here. Surely the decision will go his way and he'll pick up a well deserved decision victory. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Bart Greer scores the fight 27:30
Judge Peter Branson scores the fight 27:30
Judge Dirk Anderson scores the fight 27:30

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Ching Chong!