PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Robin Knarren (ranked 2534 p4p, 25006 weight class) and Www Www (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). This should be fireworks!

Knarren
vs
Www

165 cm
25
134
4 - 0 - 0

165 cm
18
143
1 - 7 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Solid boxing
Likes comics

BJJ Blue Belt
Counter fighter
Solid chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 4 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Robin Knarren!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Www Www!
The judges for this bout are Cecil Peabody, Robert Twigg and Wesley Smith.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Www gets tackled into the cage by Knarren. Knarren maintains the clinch.
Knarren slowing the pace effectively.
Knarren works on Www's body with a couple of short punches.
Www has had enough of the clinch but Knarren keeps him there for the moment.
Knarren cracks Www with a nice body shot.
Knarren controlling the action here for a moment.
Knarren displaying some good clinch control by pressing Www up against the cage.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Www tries to break free but Knarren pushes him back against the cage.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Knarren tries a body shot but Www blocks it.
A body shot lands from Knarren.
Knarren lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Www wants to get back to striking at distance but Knarren won't allow it.

Www breaks the clinch.
Knarren swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Www.
A combination from Knarren does no damage.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Sloppy strikes from Knarren. Those never looked like landing.
Www let fly with a counter punch to the body but it didn't land.
Knarren throws a push kick but Www slaps the foot to one side.
Www looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Www fails to land the takedown.

Knarren closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
Www wants to break free but Knarren has control.
Knarren lands a body shot.
Www has had enough of the clinch but Knarren keeps him there for the moment.
Www is trying to break the clinch but Knarren is controlling him.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Come on Knarren - let's have some action - none of this stalling nonsense.
A short body shot lands from Knarren as the two fighters clinch.
Knarren definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
Knarren is stalling here. The referee will be looking to step in if he doesn't pick up the pace.
Knarren has Www pressed against the cage.
Www is trying to break the clinch but Knarren has him pressed against the cage.
Knarren displaying some good clinch control by pressing Www up against the cage.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight.
Knarren taking a breather.
The ref breaks the fighters up, due to lack of action by Robin Knarren.
Knarren throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Knarren falls off balance throwing a combination
and Www counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Knarren throws a push kick but Www slaps the foot to one side.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!

Knarren takes the fight into the clinch.
Www wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Robin Knarren dominated that round.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!

Knarren clinches up with Www and pushes him back against the cage.
Knarren stalling here - the referee won't stand for too much of that.
Www is looking for a takedown.
Knarren tries to throw a body punch but Www avoids it by throwing Knarren back against the cage.
Knarren tries to work over Www's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
The two fighters are working to gain dominance in the clinch.
Www tries to throw a body punch but Knarren avoids it by throwing Www back against the cage.

Www escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Www shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
Knarren swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Nice takedown defense from Knarren. No joy for Www on that attempt.

Www gets caught flat footed, as Knarren shoots in with a quick takedown into guard.

Www scrambles and gets back to his feet.

Knarren gets taken down but at least he's managed to land in guard.
We could do with one of the fighters taking the initiative a bit more on the ground - they're both waiting to capitalize on a mistake.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Www trying to control but Knarren is working from the bottom.
Knarren is adopting a defensive guard.
Knarren is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Www can do to turn this around?

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Knarren keeping moving, preventing Www from controlling successfully.
Www wants to stand but Knarren is controlling his posture from full guard.
Knarren is avoiding any damage by keeping wrist control.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
The referee wants the fighters to be more active or he's going to reset them on the feet.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace.
Www wants to control from the top but Knarren keeps moving.

The referee has stepped in and called for a break in the action. We'll restart on the feet.

Knarren clinches.
Knarren can't find room to land a body shot as Www controls the action.

Www manages to break the clinch.
Knarren cracks a nice hook into Www's ribs.
Knarren misses with a low kick.
Www tries a counter takedown but it's more of a dummy move, and he uses it to push himself away.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!

Knarren instigates a clinch.
Knarren holding his opponent close, against the cage.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Robin Knarren dominated that second round.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action! The crowd applaud as we get ready to start the final round!

Knarren throws a head kick that half lands.
Knarren misses with a wild body shot.
A nice side step and Www releases a counter shot to the body, but it doesn't find it's home.
Knarren scores with a nice body kick.
Robin Knarren seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Knarren jabs Www to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Knarren scores with a decent looking hook.

Knarren darts in and clinches Www up against the cage.
Knarren is stalling here. The referee will be looking to step in if he doesn't pick up the pace.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Knarren will no doubt start fighting again in a minute but for now he's just having a little rest, leaning Www up against the cage.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Knarren taking a break, stalling in the clinch.
Knarren controlling the action here for a moment.
Knarren seems to have come into the fight with the intention of avoiding any damage in the clinch, rather than actually showing any aggression.
Robin Knarren has scored more points in the clinch so far.
Knarren putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has Www in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.
Knarren is stalling here.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Well. There's a bit of a lull in the action here and the crowd are starting to get restless.
The ref breaks the fighters up, due to lack of action by Robin Knarren.

Knarren moves into range and clinches up with Www.
Www has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Knarren stalls.
The pace slowing considerably in the clinch, as Knarren takes a break from that fighting nonsense to think about the finer things in life.
Knarren lands with a left to the head.
Knarren lands a body punch in the clinch.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Knarren lands a body shot.
Knarren is struggling to control the position.

Knarren's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Www steps to his left, right into the path of a big body kick from Knarren. That one must have hurt.
Knarren misses with the body kick

and Www counters with a nice double leg into half guard.
Knarren has his hands clasped together around Www's back. He's all about the action.
Www tries to stand and escape but Knarren is controlling the position.
Robin Knarren is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Knarren is controlling Www's trapped leg to prevent Www from advancing to side control.
Www Www has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Knarren tries to get to full guard but Www has control of the leg.
The referee must be thinking about standing these guys back up.

And that's the end of the fight!
Robin Knarren showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Knarren, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Cecil Peabody scores the fight 30:27
Judge Robert Twigg scores the fight 30:27
Judge Wesley Smith scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Robin Knarren!