PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Adolf Hitler (ranked 3822 p4p, 4884 weight class) and Izzy Fishet (ranked 420 p4p, 508 weight class). Hitler's entrance music is Russian Dancing Men. A fine choice. Fishet is bobbing his head along to his entrance song: Bad Girl. Adolf Hitler has a significant reach advantage - let's see if he can make it count.

Hitler
vs
Fishet

225 cm
25
155
3 - 4 - 0

179 cm
25
160
0 - 0 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent boxer
Experienced

Good takedowns
Counter fighter
Tends to cut

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 - 4 - 0, fighting out of London, Adolf Hitler!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Izzy Fishet!
The judges for this bout are Richard Clark, Chris Edwards and James Ackerman.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Hitler throws a head kick that half lands.
Hitler throws a quick inside leg kick.
Hitler throws a quick inside leg kick.
Hitler goes for a high kick. It partially lands.

Fishet drives through with a really nice takedown into side control.

Fishet is looking to finish here, going for an Americana. Hitler knows the correct defense though, so he's OK.

Fishet tries for an arm triangle. That looks pretty tight to me. Is this one over!?! Possibly, maybe, no Fishet has let go of the choke. Obviously it wasn't as tight as we thought!
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!

Fishet thinks about going for a far side armbar but bails out and retains the dominant position instead.
Hitler prevents Fishet from improving position.
Hitler wants to get back to his feet but Fishet drags him back down.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Fishet has worked his way into a potential kimura here. Hitler is trying to get out of the position but his squirming has just got him deeper into trouble. Fishet yanks on the arm and Hitler is forced to tap due to a very painful looking submission! Nice work by Fishet.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:19 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). Izzy Fishet!
Izzy Fishet spent the whole post fight interview bigging himself up. It didn't go down that well with the fans after a while as they thought it was a bit arrogant.
Adolf Hitler spoke after the fight, saying 'I beat him, everyone out there know I beat him. Listen I controlled the fight, he was missin'. Look I want to thank the whole hood for coming out tonight.'.