PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Cristy Pitts (ranked 3950 p4p, 4966 weight class) and Mathew Dew (ranked 359 p4p, 420 weight class). Cristy Pitts is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.

Pitts
vs
Dew

172 cm
25
144
1 - 0 - 0

180 cm
25
145
0 - 0 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Basic striking
Hates pizza

Good takedowns
Counter fighter
Very confident

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Cristy Pitts!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Mathew Dew!
The judges for this bout are Winston Alpacca, Peter Branson and Sandra Marshall.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Pitts clinches up with Dew and pushes him back against the cage.
Pitts scores with a shot to the side of Dew's head.

Pitts breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Pitts fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Dew manages to avoid it.
Dew throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Pitts appears to be looking for a counter takedown.
Dew avoids the body shot from Pitts.
Pitts is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
Pitts tests Dew's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Pitts lands a body shot.
A jab from Pitts misses.
Dew feints the counter takedown.
Dew is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
Pitts lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Dew's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Pitts connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Dew scrambles back to his feet.
Pitts definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
Dew dives in and grabs Pitts's left leg, looking for a takedown. Pitts pushes down on Dew's head and hops out.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Dew fails with the takedown.
Pitts swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Dew keeps the fight on the outside.

Dew shoots in and bounces Pitts off the cage to secure the takedown into guard.

That's one minute gone in the round.
There's a bit of a scramble here and now Pitts is on top in guard.

Dew keeping full guard, as Pitts tries to pass.

Dew is looking for a guillotine. You can't force these things though and Pitts defends well.

Pitts drops back looking for a leg! Dew is in trouble here! The fighters roll with the hold and Dew manages to kick Pitts off! Pitts jumps back into Dew's guard.

Pitts avoids a guillotine attempt easily.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Dew looking to try and escape his hips here, looking for a submission. It looks like he's going for a triangle but Pitts is defending well. Dew quickly switches to an armbar and extends the arm! Pitts has no choice but to tap, to a very quick submission! Wow, that was lightning fast! Dew celebrates on the cage, with the crowd.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:19 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Mathew Dew!
Mathew Dew decided to thank the fans in attendance for making a great atmosphere. It seemed to go down pretty well.