PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Augustus Hippobody (ranked 4045 p4p, 4503 weight class) and Blinky Billy (ranked 124 p4p, 136 weight class). Augustus Hippobody could well score a knockout today. He has the power to get to Blinky Billy's chin.

Hippobody
vs
Billy

193 cm
33
352
10 - 10 - 1

195 cm
26
285
7 - 7 - 0

Decent wrestler
Solid boxing
Granite chin

BJJ Blue Belt
Lethal high kicks
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 10 - 10 - 1, fighting out of Los Angeles, Augustus Hippobody!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 7 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Blinky Billy!
The judges for this bout are Daniel Franklin, Gwen Towbar and Robert Twigg.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Billy, as that shot connected.

It looks like Augustus Hippobody has been cut.
Hippobody pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
A nice leg kick lands there from Billy.
Hippobody looks to throw the jab but Billy is out of range.
A nice side step and Billy releases a counter shot to the body, but it doesn't find it's home.
Billy throws a front kick that sends Hippobody stumbling back into the cage.
Billy darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Hippobody swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
A shot to the body from Billy misses
and Hippobody counters with a lovely straight right hand!

It looks like Blinky Billy has been cut.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Hippobody rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
enabling Billy to counter with a crisp jab.
A looping hook to the body misses from Billy. Hippobody does a little dance to reset his feet.
Hippobody swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.

Hippobody lands a big right hand that sends Billy crashing to the mat! Hippobody stays standing though and waves Billy back to his feet!
Hippobody misses with a left hand
and Billy cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Hippobody rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Billy counters with a stiff right hand.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Hippobody throws a right hand that misses

and Billy counters with a crisp right hand that drops Hippobody! Billy lets Hippobody back up to his feet, looking for a finish!
Hippobody looks to land a right hand but Billy moved out of range.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Billy moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Billy connects with a single shot there.
Hippobody takes one on the chin but keeps coming.

Billy lands a big right hand that sends Hippobody crashing to the mat! Billy stays standing though and waves Hippobody back to his feet!

Augustus Hippobody's cut is getting worse.
Hippobody misses with a left hand
and Billy counters with a head kick from the bowels of hell that crumples Hippobody! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:47 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Blinky Billy!
An out of breath Blinky Billy thanked his loyal fans in his post fight interview, giving them credit for his success over the course of his career.