PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Fat Phuccer (ranked 4867 p4p, 4883 weight class) and Gorilla Goats (ranked 163 p4p, 0 weight class). We have two fighters making their debuts here, so let's see who comes out of this one with their first professional victory.

Phuccer
vs
Goats

225 cm
25
300
0 - 0 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Great elbows
Big heart

BJJ Blue Belt
Decent boxing
Inexperienced

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Fat Phuccer!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Gorilla Goats!
The judges for this bout are Dirk Anderson, David Hoff and Santiago Holmes.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Phuccer gets caught napping as Goats dives in and scores a takedown. Phuccer manages to retain guard.
Goats passes Phuccer's left leg - he's now in half guard.
Goats takes a deep breath and rests his weight momentarily on top of his opponent, to control the position.
Goats's corner are shouting for him to control the position and he seems happy to oblige.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.

Goats decides to stand and escape the position.
Fat Phuccer seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Phuccer is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Phuccer looks to score with a jab to the body but Goats is just out of range.

Goats closes the distance and after a bit of a stuggle, scores a takedown into Phuccer's guard.
Goats lands a couple of digs.
Goats controlling from the top position.
Phuccer wants to sweep but no luck.
Phuccer knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for Goats on the ground.
Goats controls from within his opponent's guard.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Goats working in close now, lands a nice elbow to the side of Phuccer's head.
Goats sneaks a leg through and gets to half guard. That was like a knife through butter how easily he passed Phuccer's guard.
Goats not doing much here.

Goats is looking for a kimura. It's going to be difficult to finish that from half guard though and Phuccer defends it well.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Goats gets to his feet - back to striking we go!
Goats swats away the attempt to clinch by Phuccer.
Phuccer tries to close the distance and clinch up but Goats swats him away and circles back towards the center.

Goats rushes Phuccer and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.
Goats has hold of a leg and is looking for a trip takedown. Phuccer avoids it nicely though and we remain in the clinch.
Phuccer misses with an elbow strike.
Phuccer lands a knee to the body.
Goats blocks the elbow strike.
Phuccer with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Phuccer scores with a knee to the head.
Goats is looking for a takedown up against the cage. Phuccer gets underhooks though and prevents the takedown attempt.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Goats is trying to break free.
Goats stalling against the cage.
A knee to the head by Phuccer.
Goats dodges an elbow strike from Phuccer.
Phuccer looks to throw an elbow but misses.
Phuccer with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.

Goats gets the body lock takedown. After a quick scramble, Phuccer regains guard.
Goats is standing up over Phuccer. Phuccer looks to escape but Goats dives into side control.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!

Phuccer taking punishment in the form of punches.
Goats controls the position.
Phuccer is trying to get back to half guard.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Gorilla Goats dominated that round.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.

Phuccer gets taken down but at least he's managed to land in guard.
Goats with a couple of shots to the head there. Not particularly brutal.
Phuccer being controlled here, momentarily.

Goats stands and steps away. Phuccer gets to his feet too and we're back to the striking game.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Goats swats away the attempt to clinch by Phuccer.
Goats throws a sloppy head kick and Phuccer moves out of range easily.
Phuccer throws a hard body shot but it just misses.

A momentary lapse in concentration from Phuccer enables Goats to shoot in and score with a neat double leg. Phuccer manages to secure a closed guard as the fighters hit the mat.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Phuccer is looking to sweep but instead, Goats has passed into half guard.
Goats lands with a punch from half guard.
Goats lands a big shot. The thud that echoes around the arena is like music to the fans' ears.

Phuccer looking for submissions from an awkward position here.
Goats performing his best blanket impression for a moment.
Let's hope that Goats has the urge to step up the pace any second now because for the last 15 or 20 seconds he's just been holding on tight.
Goats is keeping good posture, landing some ground and pound.
Goats has been the more effective fighter overall so far.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Goats is taking a breather. Phuccer says something to him but it's hard to make out. Perhaps he's telling him to get on with it and actually do something.
Gorilla Goats has got the better of the ground game so far.
Goats prevents Phuccer from improving his position.
Goats looks towards his corner to check for any instructions. The corner give him nothing to work with, so he cracks Phuccer with a short hammerfist. I guess that's as good as any advice he could get in this position.
Goats passes the guard and advances to mount!
Goats landing punches.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Goats controlling from the full mount.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.

Goats looking for a guillotine from mount but Phuccer is having none of it.
Goats tucks in and makes sure he doesn't lose the dominant position.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Goats prevents Phuccer from getting the reversal.
Goats controlling his opponent.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Phuccer is desperately trying to get back to half guard.
Goats controlling from the full mount.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Gorilla Goats showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action. And we move into the final round!

Goats shoots in and bounces Phuccer off the cage to secure the takedown into guard.
Goats slows down the pace of the fight for a moment. He'll need to remain active if he doesn't want to see the fight stood back up.

Goats stands up from Phuccer's guard - Goats perhaps looking for a knockout.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Goats circles away from the clinch attempt.
Phuccer wants to clinch.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Phuccer looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Phuccer is looking to take this fight into the clinch.

Goats drives through with a takedown into Phuccer's guard. Let's see what he can do from the top position.
Goats is frustrating his opponent with some stalling tactics from top position.
Goats sneaks a leg through and gets to half guard. That was like a knife through butter how easily he passed Phuccer's guard.
The referee calls for the fighters to work.
Goats takes advantage of the dominant position to land a couple of big hammer fists.
Fat Phuccer has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The referee calls for the fighters to work.

Goats stands, ready to strike. The ref makes him back up and allows Phuccer to get to his feet.
The fight stays on the outside here - Phuccer looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Goats misses with a left hand
and Phuccer counters with a lovely shot to the body.

Goats moves into range and clinches up with Phuccer.
Goats is looking to take this one to the mat.
Phuccer throws a knee to the head but misses.
With the fighters up against the cage, Phuccer throws an elbow but misses.
Goats is trying to pull guard but being pressed up against the cage enables Phuccer to keep the fight standing.
Goats looking to throw knees to the head but Phuccer is blocking nicely.
Phuccer throws an elbow but it misses.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Phuccer throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
Goats jumps guard but Phuccer stands there with Goats around his waist. Goats gives up and drops back to his feet. We remain in the clinch.
Fat Phuccer has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Gorilla Goats.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Goats decides to pull guard.
Phuccer looking to pass the guard.
Goats bucks up whilst keeping hold of a body lock, managing to reverse the position. Now he's in top in Phuccer's guard.

Goats sitting in guard here, content to control.
We're seeing a lot of stalling here from Goats.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Goats forces his way into half guard.

Phuccer looking to force a kimura from the bottom here. He's concentrating on that move too much though and Goats pushes past his half guard into mount!
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Goats controlling the pace for now.
Goats scoring with strikes but Phuccer is staying in there.

And that's the end of the fight!
Gorilla Goats comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I've got Goats winning every round here. Surely the decision will go his way and he'll pick up a well deserved decision victory. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Dirk Anderson scores the fight 27:30
Judge David Hoff scores the fight 27:30
Judge Santiago Holmes scores the fight 27:30

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Gorilla Goats!